Issei is first seen watching TV when Rias comes in with a sexy bikini outfit while smiling seductively at Issei.
Rias: "Hey Issei."
Issei (Blushing): "Oh, uh... hey Rias."
Rias: "What do you say you and I do something productive?"
Issei: "S-sure."
Rias grabs Issei's hand and leads him somewhere. Meanwhile, Akeno watches the whole thing.
Akeno: "Oh my, looks like they're about to have fun. I think I should join them."
Akenk starts licking her lips and starts following them.
(LEMON SCENE! INCOMING)
We now see Issei and Rias...
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... selling lemonade in front of a lemonade stand outside they're front yard along with Akeno. Then Black Yoshi comes across the lemonade stand and walks in front of it.
Black Yoshi: "Oh folk, now whatchu got over here?"
Rias: "We have normal lemonade and pink lemonade."
Black Yoshi: "Oo, gimmie a cup of pink lemonade."
Rias: "Issei, pour him a cup of pink lemonade."
Issei: "Sure thing."
Issei pours him a cup of pink lemonade and hands it to Black Yoshi.
Akeno: "50 cents please."
Black Yoshi: "Here you go."
Black Yoshi puts two quarters on the table and leaves. Akeno looks at the audience winks.
Akeno: "You know what today is."
That's right, April Fools. You guys thought when I mentioned a lemon scene, Issei and Rias are gonna have sex but nope, they're selling lemonade. I put lemon scene as a different meaning. Now look, this story is meant to be a joke, not taken seriously. Also, I apologize for being absent for three months. I've been busy with other things. Now don't worry, I'm currently working in the other chapters so be patient, okay?