Noin's BLC
By: ArtemisFOwlCM May/June 2000
Noin: My garden is doing really well! (Little does Noin know that Dorothy's been putting 'stuff' or crack in her broccoli, thus BLC = Broccoli Laced with Crack. Dorothy now loves Zechs and wants Noin to but out.) Dorothy: (From behind a fence.) Ha ha ha! Noin: That's all for today! (She went inside and Dorothy popped out.) Dorothy: BLASTED! Not enough! (She runs up and adds more stuff and runs off into the distance.) ~- Next Day -~ Noin: Looks even better! (She started to pick the broccoli. She cooked the broccoli and invited Zechs over to come eat with her. He came, but not trusting her cooking, refrained from eating the broccoli and instead ate a pink moldy pretzel from his pocket. Later that night Noin went to visit WuFei at the Asylum.) Hiya WuFei! WuFei: (In his sleep.) Jackals. jackals. Noin: Come with me. (She took the keys from the sleeping, Vulcan acussing guard, and opened the door. She kicked WuFei to wake him up and he started prancing around the room in circles, like a jackal.) Une & Treize: (Noin accidentally woke them up too.) Cookies! No Cotton candy! Noin: (Ignoring the 'Please don't feed the Patients' sign.) Well, I've got broccoli in my pocket. (She tossed them some and they ate it.) Ooooo! Pretty colors! (Noin tossed WuFei some broccoli and left the Asylum for home completely forgetting what she was going to do.) ~- The Next day. at the corner with Dorothy and Zechs -~ Dorothy: Well, um a, a, a, geeze, it kinda. Zechs: What did you do to the broccoli?! (WuFei and some jackals run by. As they passed Dorothy and Zechs got knocked into a sewer drain and are currently knocked out.) Dogcatcher: Come back here you crazy Chinese boy! (WuFei and the jackals get thrown into their cell, again.) Noin: Where's the bear? Where's the bear? Aren't those things with crayons in the ears? (Apperently she is roaming through the forest looking for bears. suddenly a mole jumped up and bit her. Then it went back into it's burrow.) I wanna play Molenopoly! Mole! Mole! More Moles! Molenopoly! The pens right? I wanna go play Molenopoly in town! (She walks up to a trashcan.) Wanna play Molenopoly? Trashcan: . Noin: Well, go eat a . a. a . a TREE! (Miko-Chan: I'm wasting in on this fanfic. space too. oh well. suffer you must!) MOLENOPOLY! Monkey! Mice equal me! Food. food! Sign. sign. mental! Are me! Are me! Germ! Ha ha ha! Pringles are moraccas! Plastic! Lunch box! Spoon! A cup! A cup! ABCND: WGGWHSGDMNSDB! OOOOOOOOO! Bug! Bug! Hey trashy-can man! How does tree bark taste? Trashcan: How does tree bark taste? I wouldn't know, but why don't you go find out for yourself? Noin: (Still thinks it's natural for trashcans to talk.) Okay! Dokay! Ummm! Needs..BROCCOLI! (She ate another piece of broccoli then walked over the Asylum.) Guard: What can I do for you? Noin: Um, play Molenopoly! .And discuss some confidential government information! And reserve a room! Guard: Ok, let's play Molenopoly in the room now registered for you! Noin: Oakies! (They both go into the cell and the guard locks the door and throws the keys away. Now Noin and the Guard are playing Molenopoly, in a cell, discussing confidential government information while eating broccoli. Dorothy and Zechs die in the sewers.) END We can all thank my friend Lauren that lovely idea of BLC! lol I don't own these characters they belong 2 someone else
Noin: My garden is doing really well! (Little does Noin know that Dorothy's been putting 'stuff' or crack in her broccoli, thus BLC = Broccoli Laced with Crack. Dorothy now loves Zechs and wants Noin to but out.) Dorothy: (From behind a fence.) Ha ha ha! Noin: That's all for today! (She went inside and Dorothy popped out.) Dorothy: BLASTED! Not enough! (She runs up and adds more stuff and runs off into the distance.) ~- Next Day -~ Noin: Looks even better! (She started to pick the broccoli. She cooked the broccoli and invited Zechs over to come eat with her. He came, but not trusting her cooking, refrained from eating the broccoli and instead ate a pink moldy pretzel from his pocket. Later that night Noin went to visit WuFei at the Asylum.) Hiya WuFei! WuFei: (In his sleep.) Jackals. jackals. Noin: Come with me. (She took the keys from the sleeping, Vulcan acussing guard, and opened the door. She kicked WuFei to wake him up and he started prancing around the room in circles, like a jackal.) Une & Treize: (Noin accidentally woke them up too.) Cookies! No Cotton candy! Noin: (Ignoring the 'Please don't feed the Patients' sign.) Well, I've got broccoli in my pocket. (She tossed them some and they ate it.) Ooooo! Pretty colors! (Noin tossed WuFei some broccoli and left the Asylum for home completely forgetting what she was going to do.) ~- The Next day. at the corner with Dorothy and Zechs -~ Dorothy: Well, um a, a, a, geeze, it kinda. Zechs: What did you do to the broccoli?! (WuFei and some jackals run by. As they passed Dorothy and Zechs got knocked into a sewer drain and are currently knocked out.) Dogcatcher: Come back here you crazy Chinese boy! (WuFei and the jackals get thrown into their cell, again.) Noin: Where's the bear? Where's the bear? Aren't those things with crayons in the ears? (Apperently she is roaming through the forest looking for bears. suddenly a mole jumped up and bit her. Then it went back into it's burrow.) I wanna play Molenopoly! Mole! Mole! More Moles! Molenopoly! The pens right? I wanna go play Molenopoly in town! (She walks up to a trashcan.) Wanna play Molenopoly? Trashcan: . Noin: Well, go eat a . a. a . a TREE! (Miko-Chan: I'm wasting in on this fanfic. space too. oh well. suffer you must!) MOLENOPOLY! Monkey! Mice equal me! Food. food! Sign. sign. mental! Are me! Are me! Germ! Ha ha ha! Pringles are moraccas! Plastic! Lunch box! Spoon! A cup! A cup! ABCND: WGGWHSGDMNSDB! OOOOOOOOO! Bug! Bug! Hey trashy-can man! How does tree bark taste? Trashcan: How does tree bark taste? I wouldn't know, but why don't you go find out for yourself? Noin: (Still thinks it's natural for trashcans to talk.) Okay! Dokay! Ummm! Needs..BROCCOLI! (She ate another piece of broccoli then walked over the Asylum.) Guard: What can I do for you? Noin: Um, play Molenopoly! .And discuss some confidential government information! And reserve a room! Guard: Ok, let's play Molenopoly in the room now registered for you! Noin: Oakies! (They both go into the cell and the guard locks the door and throws the keys away. Now Noin and the Guard are playing Molenopoly, in a cell, discussing confidential government information while eating broccoli. Dorothy and Zechs die in the sewers.) END We can all thank my friend Lauren that lovely idea of BLC! lol I don't own these characters they belong 2 someone else