Dorothy's Life
ByArtemisFowlCM - May '02
"Oh Miss Relena, you spoke so beautifully today!" said Dorothy. "I'm not here for sarcasm so please shut up!" replied Relena. "Oh Miss Relena, how rude and not pacafistic!" "You make me sick Dorothy Cattleonia!" In response we discover Dorothy can curse like a sailor. Relena stormed out of the room. As soon as Relena had left the room Dorothy took an electrical device out from her ear. She thanked Treize for telling her how to fight with Miss Relea so well. The next day when Dorothy was heading to lunch she saw a poster in he hallway. She recognized it as a picture of herself. It said 'Dorothy = Christmas Tree.' Then it had an arrow form her eyebrows to pine needles. 'How does she know of my childhood? Mr. Treize would never tell of how when I was young I played the Christmas tree in Charlie Brown's Christmas. I never have quite recovered' she thought. Then a little cartoon psychiatrist popped up. "I have been studying your brain pattern vor years! Zey zeem to rezemble zat of a chicken's! Vut you claim to be a Christmas tree.? Interesting, very interesting, a." In his next mid-sentence she pulled out a gun and.BANG he was gone. She started to dance around in circles singing: "Oh yea! Oh yea! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!" Then her thoughts switched back to awkward poster on the wall. "How dare she make a sign of my dead grandfather's lovely wood! What has she done to you grandpapa? I must get even! * Snicker. Snicker. Giggle. Giggle. Evil laugh. Evil laugh. * Once she entered the cafeteria she looked about for Miss Relena. She spotted her then rummaged through her purse. and tah-dah! The seven Dragon Balls of Namic! "Thankfully I have my Interplaneterial Translation Guide" she said out loud and before you knew it the Eternal Dragon of Namic was summoned. "I wish for Miss Relena to go through a war first hand!" (Note- Namic balls only allow one wish, and of course Dorothy isn't bright enough to think of something better.) What a pity for a pacafist! Relena went through several wars of history punching and kicking, even cheering people on. After that little epidemic was over Dorothy finally decided to destroy Relena, so she pulled out a gun. Then Heero jumped out of no where with a beam saber and one mechanical hand. Then Zechs jumped in after him and demanded Epyon's beam saber be returned. Also citing miscellaneous quotes, "Heero, I am your father!" and "You don't know the power of the Dark Side!" and other random Star Wars lines. Then Relena got so fed up with the chaos that she ate everyone and exploded! Then every boday died. End Obviously my 1st Fic, the others are much better! Even crazier too! I don't own these characters or anything. they go to some japanese people and some US ppl n stuff
"Oh Miss Relena, you spoke so beautifully today!" said Dorothy. "I'm not here for sarcasm so please shut up!" replied Relena. "Oh Miss Relena, how rude and not pacafistic!" "You make me sick Dorothy Cattleonia!" In response we discover Dorothy can curse like a sailor. Relena stormed out of the room. As soon as Relena had left the room Dorothy took an electrical device out from her ear. She thanked Treize for telling her how to fight with Miss Relea so well. The next day when Dorothy was heading to lunch she saw a poster in he hallway. She recognized it as a picture of herself. It said 'Dorothy = Christmas Tree.' Then it had an arrow form her eyebrows to pine needles. 'How does she know of my childhood? Mr. Treize would never tell of how when I was young I played the Christmas tree in Charlie Brown's Christmas. I never have quite recovered' she thought. Then a little cartoon psychiatrist popped up. "I have been studying your brain pattern vor years! Zey zeem to rezemble zat of a chicken's! Vut you claim to be a Christmas tree.? Interesting, very interesting, a." In his next mid-sentence she pulled out a gun and.BANG he was gone. She started to dance around in circles singing: "Oh yea! Oh yea! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!" Then her thoughts switched back to awkward poster on the wall. "How dare she make a sign of my dead grandfather's lovely wood! What has she done to you grandpapa? I must get even! * Snicker. Snicker. Giggle. Giggle. Evil laugh. Evil laugh. * Once she entered the cafeteria she looked about for Miss Relena. She spotted her then rummaged through her purse. and tah-dah! The seven Dragon Balls of Namic! "Thankfully I have my Interplaneterial Translation Guide" she said out loud and before you knew it the Eternal Dragon of Namic was summoned. "I wish for Miss Relena to go through a war first hand!" (Note- Namic balls only allow one wish, and of course Dorothy isn't bright enough to think of something better.) What a pity for a pacafist! Relena went through several wars of history punching and kicking, even cheering people on. After that little epidemic was over Dorothy finally decided to destroy Relena, so she pulled out a gun. Then Heero jumped out of no where with a beam saber and one mechanical hand. Then Zechs jumped in after him and demanded Epyon's beam saber be returned. Also citing miscellaneous quotes, "Heero, I am your father!" and "You don't know the power of the Dark Side!" and other random Star Wars lines. Then Relena got so fed up with the chaos that she ate everyone and exploded! Then every boday died. End Obviously my 1st Fic, the others are much better! Even crazier too! I don't own these characters or anything. they go to some japanese people and some US ppl n stuff