CHAPTER 1: WORLDS COLLIDE.

Red rocket truck stop 9:30 pm.

Samantha Hills, the woman that the entire wasteland fears, go's by many names, including courier, lone wanderer, Sole Survivor, but mainly known as the Valkyrie of the wasteland. Due to being frozen in ice her ageing process has stopped, she has lived for centuries, and over the years carved her legend into the world. She killed a deathclaw with her bare hands. killed the greatest mercenary on earth. She fell from the Prydwen onto the street and got up like it wasn't even shit. She rebuilt the Minutemen, and found and destroyed the Institute.

And what was this fearless hero doing now, she is now strangling Piper.

"WHERE IS MY VODKA YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY NECKED CUNT!?" she yelled.

"I *ack* Didn't touch it you, crazy, bitch!" Piper said trying to breathe.

"Samantha let her go, you just drank 3 bottles of vodka from your stash." Said Nick Valentine.

"I HAD 16 BOTTLES OF VODKA IN MY ALCOHOL STASH AND NOW THERES ONLY 12 BOTTLES, I KNOW THIS BITCH TOOK IT!"

"For god's sake woman let her go she's starting to turn blue!"

"*sigh* FINE." said Samantha as she released her grip on poor Piper. Piper immediately sat up and gasped for air.

"Don't worry Mum we can always find more Vodka out in the commonwealth." Said Codsworth.

Samantha grumbled and headed to her room.

"I swear to god that psycho is gonna kill me one of these days!" said Piper.

"Relax Piper, The old girl is just under stress ever since the day we lost Macrea… *Ahem* You know who." Said Nick.

"*sigh* Yeah I guess I can't blame her." Said Piper.

"Although, she didn't even shed a tear when it happened, I know you got to act tough to survive out here, but damn. Does she even feel any other emotions besides anger anymore?"

Samantha who was eavesdropping from behind the wall just looked down in anger, as much as she hates to admit it Piper was right. Anger is the only major emotion she can feel anymore, of course she still has all the smaller emotions like annoyance, curiosity, and Arrogance, but the fact that she felt nothing when she had to mercy kill her own son. It's just overwhelming at times. Samantha just took a deep breath and calmed down.

"I need to get my mind off this," She thought as she started tinkering with her weapons at the workbench.

"Hey Blue, said Piper walking in, I wanted to see if your ok you seemed a little hostile toward everyone lately, and I mean more than usual."

"Oh I just wanted to have a new way of saying goodnight to you guys."Samantha said sarcastically.

"Good to see your still a smartass." Said Piper. "Anyways I just wanted you to know even though you're a bit of a… well… psychopath, Even though you feel alone you still have me, Preston, Nick, Codsworth, and even Dogmeat. We're your friends Samantha, and we will always be there for ya.

"Heh, I know I don't say it much….. but you're a real good friend Piper." Said Samantha.

"Thanks, hey why don't we have a bottle of moonshine?" Asked Piper.

" Ha ha Don't push your luck."

"Hey… What is that?" Piper said pointing to a strange blue light.

Next thing they knew the red rocket truck stop was engulfed in a blue vortex.

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Remnant

Glynda pulled teams RWBY, JNPR, and CFVY together to discuss something urgent.

" A strange blue light has appeared near the emerald forest and I will need all of you to accompany me to investigate the strange phenomenon, I do not know what we will be dealing with so that is why I will need all three teams." She stated.

"Uh no offense Ms. Goodwitch but… Doesn't Ozpin usually assign missions?" Asked Yang.

Glynda's eyes drifted to the side.

" Yes… about professor Ozpin,"

*flashback 9:00 PM*

"Ozpin we have a meeting coming up in 30 minutes where ar," Glynda started but stopped to see Ozpin wasn't anywhere in his office.

She walked up to his desk and noticed a note on his desk that was addressed to her.

It Read " Dear Glynda The Atlesian Golf Tournament is today and I couldn't bear to miss it, so I am here by placing you in charge of Beacon for the day, I should be back when the day ends.

P.S. Please try to keep Ms. Rose out of the Armory.

~Ozpin.

"….."

"OH YOU OLD COFFEE CHUGGING MOTHA-FU.."

*Flashback end*

"He had to run a few errands at Atlas so he has placed me in charge for the day."

"Oook." Said Yang.

"Anyways, what are we supposed to expect other than Grimm?" Said Yang.

"I do not know Ms. Xiao Long." Said Glynda.

"Well what are we waiting for lets go break some legs!" Said Nora.

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"Ugh my head, wait…. where am I?"

Piper opened her eyes to look up at something she never seen before in her life, a sky that was blue as Samantha's eyes, and it was undamaged, it was clear and bright.

"Is…..is this heaven?

Piper was about to get her answer.

"AH GOD I FUCKIN HATE HANGOVERS!" Shouted Samantha.

"Nope this is definitely hell." Said Piper.

Samantha sat up to see that they were still in the red rocket truck stop, but everything around the gas station was different, there were trees… everywhere, but not just any trees, these trees were still alive and healthy.

She looked to her side to see Piper on the ground.

"OH MY GOD!" Samantha said in a worried tone as she ran towards Piper…..only to pass her and check on her alcohol stash.

ARE YOU OK ALCOHOL STASH!? She Panicked.

"REALLY?! YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE DAMN BOOZE?!" Shouted Piper.

"Oh uhh you seemed ok." said Samantha

"Just…never mind." Piper sighed.

"Im just gonna head out see if theres any life out here." Said Samantha as she walked out.

"Let me guess so you can eat it while its still alive?" Said Piper.

"That was one time now I just wait until their dead." Samantha replied.

"Its still really fucked up." Said piper.

"And yet you still choose to stay with the Psychopath." said Samantha.

"Id hate to break you 2 lovebirds up, but we got a problem. Said Preston.

Samantha groaned in response " I swear to god if its another about another damn settlement in need of my help I'm gonna…"

She stopped to see multiple bright colored girls, and couple boys, but mostly girls. with strange looking weapons which were of course pointed at Samantha.

"…Uh Is this supposed to be some kind circus act or something." asked Valentine.

to be continued…..