Quatre's Crazy Day
By: ArtemisFowlCM May/June 2000
We find Quatre playing Endless Duel on his Znes Imulator.
Quatre: Oh yeah! I'm doing great! ****in' Mercrious! (Duo walks in.) Duo: hhiya Quattre! coooooll game! whoa! i haven't gotttten dat far! hey, diid u jusst cuuss? ur da nicce pilott, u cant cuuss! Quatre: I'm further then you because I'm smarter then you and I can cuss whenever I want to. So would you please shut up? (He said this in his usual polite manner.) Duo: kitttytra! kitttytra! dun gett in 2 a hissssy ffitt! Quatre: Shut up Duo, please. Duo: (Mesmerized by the TV.) coal, ders ratts singging on tv! c ya! i'm ggonna bee a ratt 2! (Duo leaves and Quatre saves his progress then leaves for lunch at the mall. Of course he spots none other then Duo and Hilde dessed up as singing rats. Relena and Heero were there too. They sat on a bench, laughing their heads off. Duo: (Singing/Yelling) shuut upp! Heero: Shut the **** up! Hilde: Why should we? Relena: Or we'll dress up as cats and chase you, then eat you! (Heero shook his head with a look of 'oh no') Hilde: EEEEEEKK! Run Duo! (Relena dragged Heero off chanting to herself.) Relena: We're gonna be pretty kitties! We're gonna be pretty kitties! (At that moment Quatre realized the world around him was going insane and he went to check on Trowa with hopes of another decently sane person. That meant, The Circus! Whhen he got there he saw everyone dressed up as animals in cages. Trowa and Cathy were lions (duh!), WuFei was a dragon, Heero and Relena were cats, Duo and Hilde were still rats, singing. but there was another dragon, much more realistic looking. 'Not Sally too!' Quatre thought. He also saw a little pink haired girl poking that dragon with a heart-tipped wand. Quatre: Who are you? Girl: Sailor Chibi Moon of the Sailor Senshi! And this dragon is a lady named Emerald! (R season, some people haven't seen it since Sailor Moon got big with the S season.) She stole my ice cream too! Quatre: How about I make you Gundam? Would that make you feel better? Chibi Moon: Sure would! (Quatre went home and instantly whipped up a Gundam!) Quatre: A little bit of this, and a little bit of that, and tah-dah! (It sorta resembled a pink Zero. He flew it to the circus.) Here you go! Chibi Moon: It's so pretty! I'm gonna call it Chibi Power! Thank you so much Mr.! (She hopped into Chibi Power and fired off the beam cannon. She blew up Emerald but in the process she accidentally blew the top off of all the cages.) Quatre: Great, they're all loose! (he sighed. Chibi Moon hopped out of her Gundam and illegally stole her mother's attack.) Chibi Moon: Moon Healing Activation! (Everyone became themselves again except Duo, who was naturally messed up. All of the now sane people sent Duo away to a Mental Institution for Girls. Oops! Wrong gender, but that's okay!
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Hope ya liked it, most of my fics are short, but that's okay. they're entertaining right? I dun own these ppl they're copyrighted 2 someone
We find Quatre playing Endless Duel on his Znes Imulator.
Quatre: Oh yeah! I'm doing great! ****in' Mercrious! (Duo walks in.) Duo: hhiya Quattre! coooooll game! whoa! i haven't gotttten dat far! hey, diid u jusst cuuss? ur da nicce pilott, u cant cuuss! Quatre: I'm further then you because I'm smarter then you and I can cuss whenever I want to. So would you please shut up? (He said this in his usual polite manner.) Duo: kitttytra! kitttytra! dun gett in 2 a hissssy ffitt! Quatre: Shut up Duo, please. Duo: (Mesmerized by the TV.) coal, ders ratts singging on tv! c ya! i'm ggonna bee a ratt 2! (Duo leaves and Quatre saves his progress then leaves for lunch at the mall. Of course he spots none other then Duo and Hilde dessed up as singing rats. Relena and Heero were there too. They sat on a bench, laughing their heads off. Duo: (Singing/Yelling) shuut upp! Heero: Shut the **** up! Hilde: Why should we? Relena: Or we'll dress up as cats and chase you, then eat you! (Heero shook his head with a look of 'oh no') Hilde: EEEEEEKK! Run Duo! (Relena dragged Heero off chanting to herself.) Relena: We're gonna be pretty kitties! We're gonna be pretty kitties! (At that moment Quatre realized the world around him was going insane and he went to check on Trowa with hopes of another decently sane person. That meant, The Circus! Whhen he got there he saw everyone dressed up as animals in cages. Trowa and Cathy were lions (duh!), WuFei was a dragon, Heero and Relena were cats, Duo and Hilde were still rats, singing. but there was another dragon, much more realistic looking. 'Not Sally too!' Quatre thought. He also saw a little pink haired girl poking that dragon with a heart-tipped wand. Quatre: Who are you? Girl: Sailor Chibi Moon of the Sailor Senshi! And this dragon is a lady named Emerald! (R season, some people haven't seen it since Sailor Moon got big with the S season.) She stole my ice cream too! Quatre: How about I make you Gundam? Would that make you feel better? Chibi Moon: Sure would! (Quatre went home and instantly whipped up a Gundam!) Quatre: A little bit of this, and a little bit of that, and tah-dah! (It sorta resembled a pink Zero. He flew it to the circus.) Here you go! Chibi Moon: It's so pretty! I'm gonna call it Chibi Power! Thank you so much Mr.! (She hopped into Chibi Power and fired off the beam cannon. She blew up Emerald but in the process she accidentally blew the top off of all the cages.) Quatre: Great, they're all loose! (he sighed. Chibi Moon hopped out of her Gundam and illegally stole her mother's attack.) Chibi Moon: Moon Healing Activation! (Everyone became themselves again except Duo, who was naturally messed up. All of the now sane people sent Duo away to a Mental Institution for Girls. Oops! Wrong gender, but that's okay!
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Hope ya liked it, most of my fics are short, but that's okay. they're entertaining right? I dun own these ppl they're copyrighted 2 someone