"Oh no!" cried Mario as he shook the last few crumbs onto the counter. He was all out of Sugar Crisp cereal.
Luigi lunged in with his surfboard under his arm and sunglasses balancing on his bulbous honker. "I'm off to the beach, bro. Save me some dinner, will ya?"
Mario looked his brother in the eyes in utter dismay. "Luigi! The Sugar Crisp is-a all gone!"
Luigi gasped, dropped his surfboard, and had a heart attack. Luckily, Mario was also Dr. Mario and was able to resuscitate him.
"What do we do?" said Luigi solemnly as he sat down at the table and folded his hands pensively.
Mario sat down next to Luigi and took off his hat, brushed his brown locks, and sighed deeply. "We must find a way to get more of that Sugar Crisp. It keeps us goin' strong after all…"
Luigi nodded in agreement and ran into the closet, pulled out his Poltergust, and revved the bad boy up. "Let's bust a move, my dude!"
Mario grabbed his FLUDD off the coatrack and stormed outside. The two brothers trekked for days upon days through harsh weather conditions and treacherous biomes. At last they had reached their destination.
Mario kicked open the door. "KNOCK! KNOCK! IT'S MARIO!" he shouted, aiming his FLUDD at the walls and spraying all the wallpaper off.
"We're the blow throwers, independent flowers! We give ya'll the coldest shouldas! Our spike go through BOULDAS!" rapped Luigi like a maniacal anteater.
"Oh dear!" cried Toadsworth as he saw the Mario Brothers approach with their terrifying display of macho madness. He jumped out of his rocking chair and ran into the kitchen. "I need to hide my Sugar Crisp cereal! It's a honey of a snack, you know!"
Mario and Luigi barged through the walls of the kitchen and started destroying all of the fungal-themed appliances. Luigi sucked up the stove's flames and started shooting fireballs all over the place. Mario pelted grenades all around the room and detonated them all at once.
"WE GOTTA HAVE SOME OF THAT SUGAR CRISP, BABY!" roared Mario.
Luigi was even more aggressive now. He stuck the Poltergust on his face and shot the fire into his mouth. Then he spewed the blazing hot fury all over Toadsworth's beautiful toaster.
Toadworth jumped into the station wagon he kept in the middle of his bedroom (because of the Karate Kid) and hid the Sugar Crisp in the glove compartment. "They'll never find it here!" he laughed.
All of a sudden Mario and Luigi busted through the window in ninja outfits and planted C4 all over the station wagon. They barred the doors so Toadsworth couldn't escape.
"Hasta la vista, baby…" Luigi snarled with a nasally rasp.
Mario hit the switch and the entire room blew up. The two brothers exited Toadsworth's house in style and did cool flips and stuff to exude their charismatic action heroism.
Moments later, the box of delicious Sugar Crisp fell from the sky and landed in Mario's upright palm. "Object acquired," he said with a sassy tilt of his righteous shades.
"Oh neat, we got Sugar Crisp!" said Luigi. He and Mario poured a bowl and ate their fill. "It's sugar sweet and honey-flavoured wheat, so it keeps me goin' strong!"
Later that day, they went to the beach and rode killer waves, bruh.
THE END