I feel the need to write about Twilight since the 2nd movie is gonna be out soon, so here goes; a random story.

I love my family, but sometimes they can be a little boring. Edward was exciting once, but then he met Bella and turned into a lovesick sap. Not that I don't like Bella; she's the best thing that's ever happened to my brother, and it's a lot of fun to tease her. I just wish she'd give Edward his balls back.

"I heard that!" Edward shouted from his room, and I knew the comment was directed at me.

"Don't care!" I replied, mentally sticking my tongue out at him. Anyway, as I was saying…

Jasper is still pretty fun to goof off with, but his frequent dress up times with Alice have cut into prank time, and I'm just not willing to have a partner in crime with prior engagements.

Rosalie… ah, Rosalie. What a beautiful woman. She makes my heart tremble. But don't tell anyone, because no one would ever let me live that down. As much as I may love her, however, she's too serious, and sometimes makes fun of my "little-boy antics." Like a little boy could spice up her love life the way I do!

Esme is my mother, so of course she would never help me in my pranks against her other children; the same goes for Carlisle. I think sometimes he wants to help, but Mom gives him that look, and his whipped self goes trotting off after her.

"I'm sooo telling Dad you thought that!" Edward said, sticking his head in my bedroom door. Before he could go anywhere, however, his face froze into an expression of immense surprise.

"What the…" he began, but was interrupted.

"Don't move and I'll tell you where your precious Bella is." I heard a woman's voice say. I grinned happily when I recognized who it was.

"G!" I hollered, jumping up and running out the door. There she was, pinning Edward's arms behind his back, grinning smugly. Her golden eyes sparkled at me.

"How's it going, Em?" She asked, flipping her short red hair with one hand, the other keeping Edward's arms held tight together.

"Do you know this psychotic girl?" Edward questioned angrily.

"Well excuse me!" G said, kneeing Edward irritably. Edward cursed and rolled his eyes at me.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do know this wonderful, awesome, smarticle girl." I said, grinning deviously at G. She grinned back.

"Well who is she? And why is she threatening Bella?" Edward glared at me.

"She's my partner in crime. I've officially replaced you all because you guys are boring and I wanted someone to help me prank people. So she came all the way from La Push to assist me in making your life hell." I smiled cutely at him.

"La Push? But she's a vampire. The wolves would have run her off their land." Edward pointed out, turning to look at G.

"Well, actually, Seth the wolf imprinted on me, so none of them are allowed to hurt me. In fact, even if I wasn't his imprint, they would still keep me because I'm super awesome and they all love me." G explained sincerely.

"Yeah. She is super awesome." I added.

"Oh, and the wolves are part of our new pranking organization. They're currently holding dear Bella hostage. And there's nothing you can do about it." G and I both grinned sweetly at him, and he groaned.

"I'm going to kill you for this, Emmett."

So how do you like? We'll follow Emmett and his new BFF on their adventure some more once I get 5 reviews *smiles cutely*

Peace, love, magic.

GWTWTNME