To Be a Sloth
By: ArtemisFowlCMMay-June 2000
Duo: heey Heeero! haave u heardd da newws? Toberov ist allive! 2 bee a slothh or knot 2 bee a slothh? -An attempt by Duo at Shakespeare -.-; Heero: You mean that Shnoz guy? Duo: yuppppers! Heero: I bet Une is ticked. Heero&Duo simultaneously: Let's kill him/ leet'z kille hiim! Duo: lietz kickk somme butteh! (Duo and Heero jump into their Gundams and take off.) were doo u tink 2 bee a slothe ist? Heero: I thought you knew? (He paused to think about his words) What on earth am I saying? Duo.know? (He rolls his eyes.) Duo: wwhhhooooa.! loookck att dat exploseon! I beat eve-ry 1 ist ovver der bate-in' hiim uup alreedy! (Heero and Duo fly in closer.) Heero: That's the Vayate! Duo: Unne's en der! sheeze goonna keal hersalf! wunna wattch? Heero: Yea! Toberov aka Shnoz Guy aka Sloth: You don't have a chance Une! You won't live through my surprise attack! Shnoz Attack! (His nose grew so big it went through the Vayate's torso.) Une: You haven't won yet! (She junps out of the MS.) Heero: This is great 'n all, but I wanna go Miliardo - Massacring! Duo: coal! goode eye-dea! whee bee gooin' ald fooooogi (old fogie) hunttin'! (They take off again but Heero leads them to the insane asylum and beats Duo out of his Gundam back into the asylum.) ~-Back to the Battle-~ Une: (Spots someone coming in a pink Gundam.) Who's that? I hope it's not Relena! Chibi Moon: I'm Chibi Moon! Zap! (Toberov's Gundam's head blew off.) Une: Thanx! Chibi Moon: I'm gonna go paint a Gundam pink! Une: Interesting idea! Why don't I paint Mr. Treize on one! He he he! ~-To The Circus! -~ Trowa & Quatre: Omg! Cathy's gone nutto! (You see Cathy with fangs and big yellow and red eyes. She's throwing knives at people including young children. * Child Endangerment! A low concept, even for Cathy! *) Quatre: We have to do something! (Idea.) Trowa! Get out your gumballs! Trowa: What they're for special occasions! Quatre: This is an emergency! Trowa: Fine! (Sniffle. Whimper. Sigh. He hands the jar to Quatre.) Quatre: Ew! Grose! How old are these things? Trowa: (Proudly.) 42 ½ years! Quatre: Sick! Oh well, it's for the children. (They look at the gumballs then start chewing them with green faces. Then they start to spit them at Cathy.) Trowa: Thanks for making me waste them! They didn't even do anything! (He stood hugging the jar.) WuFei: (Chasing a horde of Jackals.) Come back here you ****in' jackals! AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! (WuFei and the jackals run over Cathy.) Quatre & Trowa: Way to go WuFei! You rendered Cathy unconscious! (WuFei and the jackals continue running.) ~-Later in the Forest.-~ WuFei: (After the jackals are gone.) Guess what Nataku? I finally did something right! Nataku: . (.silence.) . END Hope ya liked it! More insanity to come! Note: WuFei and Jackals, inside joke, my friends watched the episode were WuFei yells at some hyenas. but they thought they were jackals. so now he hates them, yet wants to be like them. it's so odd you should just enjoy the craziness of the situation. I dun own these ppl they're copyrighted 2 someone
Duo: heey Heeero! haave u heardd da newws? Toberov ist allive! 2 bee a slothh or knot 2 bee a slothh? -An attempt by Duo at Shakespeare -.-; Heero: You mean that Shnoz guy? Duo: yuppppers! Heero: I bet Une is ticked. Heero&Duo simultaneously: Let's kill him/ leet'z kille hiim! Duo: lietz kickk somme butteh! (Duo and Heero jump into their Gundams and take off.) were doo u tink 2 bee a slothe ist? Heero: I thought you knew? (He paused to think about his words) What on earth am I saying? Duo.know? (He rolls his eyes.) Duo: wwhhhooooa.! loookck att dat exploseon! I beat eve-ry 1 ist ovver der bate-in' hiim uup alreedy! (Heero and Duo fly in closer.) Heero: That's the Vayate! Duo: Unne's en der! sheeze goonna keal hersalf! wunna wattch? Heero: Yea! Toberov aka Shnoz Guy aka Sloth: You don't have a chance Une! You won't live through my surprise attack! Shnoz Attack! (His nose grew so big it went through the Vayate's torso.) Une: You haven't won yet! (She junps out of the MS.) Heero: This is great 'n all, but I wanna go Miliardo - Massacring! Duo: coal! goode eye-dea! whee bee gooin' ald fooooogi (old fogie) hunttin'! (They take off again but Heero leads them to the insane asylum and beats Duo out of his Gundam back into the asylum.) ~-Back to the Battle-~ Une: (Spots someone coming in a pink Gundam.) Who's that? I hope it's not Relena! Chibi Moon: I'm Chibi Moon! Zap! (Toberov's Gundam's head blew off.) Une: Thanx! Chibi Moon: I'm gonna go paint a Gundam pink! Une: Interesting idea! Why don't I paint Mr. Treize on one! He he he! ~-To The Circus! -~ Trowa & Quatre: Omg! Cathy's gone nutto! (You see Cathy with fangs and big yellow and red eyes. She's throwing knives at people including young children. * Child Endangerment! A low concept, even for Cathy! *) Quatre: We have to do something! (Idea.) Trowa! Get out your gumballs! Trowa: What they're for special occasions! Quatre: This is an emergency! Trowa: Fine! (Sniffle. Whimper. Sigh. He hands the jar to Quatre.) Quatre: Ew! Grose! How old are these things? Trowa: (Proudly.) 42 ½ years! Quatre: Sick! Oh well, it's for the children. (They look at the gumballs then start chewing them with green faces. Then they start to spit them at Cathy.) Trowa: Thanks for making me waste them! They didn't even do anything! (He stood hugging the jar.) WuFei: (Chasing a horde of Jackals.) Come back here you ****in' jackals! AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! (WuFei and the jackals run over Cathy.) Quatre & Trowa: Way to go WuFei! You rendered Cathy unconscious! (WuFei and the jackals continue running.) ~-Later in the Forest.-~ WuFei: (After the jackals are gone.) Guess what Nataku? I finally did something right! Nataku: . (.silence.) . END Hope ya liked it! More insanity to come! Note: WuFei and Jackals, inside joke, my friends watched the episode were WuFei yells at some hyenas. but they thought they were jackals. so now he hates them, yet wants to be like them. it's so odd you should just enjoy the craziness of the situation. I dun own these ppl they're copyrighted 2 someone