Stranger: hey
You: Sup?
Stranger: nothin much
Stranger: sup
You: nothin much, just chillin here with my shitty swords and that shit
Stranger: DAVE I KNOW ITS YOU I CAN SMELL YOUR CHERRY BLOOD
You: ok... Karkey. what the fuck do you want shit for brains?
Stranger: GO FUCK YOURSELF DAVE STAY AWAY FROM TEREZI
You: I was just talking to her a min ago lol. we were about to get into a fight but she left. why u so worried about?
You: afraid i might steal her from you?
Stranger: IM NOT WORRIED
You: or that she might like me more then you do hmm?
Stranger: SHE DOESNT AND YOU KNOW ITTTT
You: whatever
You: see can't resist my Strider swag
You: you can't eigher
You: 8either
You: stupi IPhone
Stranger: SHUT UP STRIDER
You: CRAP!
You: fuck off
Stranger: YOU
You: you...
You: is that all u got karkat?
You: you really are a shitty troll
Stranger: SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR A SEC
Stranger: MAYBE WE COULD SHAREEE
You: you mean like a three way
Stranger: NO
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT
You: wow Karkat you are into some really fucked up shit
Stranger: NOP IM NOT
Stranger: QUADRANT FLIS
Stranger: *FLIPS
You: really?
You: u wanna be Morals or somethin
You: Kesimisses
You: whatever you trolls call it
Stranger: LIKE FLIP BETWEEN MATESPRITE AND KISMESIS
Stranger: WITH TEREZI
Stranger: I HAVE A BOOK THING THAT EXPLAINS THIS
You: ...dude...
Stranger: WHAT
You: I don't really have feeling for TZ
Stranger: WHAT
You: so you can have her
Stranger: LIAR HOW COULD YOU NOT
You: like dude were friends
You: and dude.
Stranger: BULL SHIT
You: I'm not hetrosexual
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT
You: im gay gay gay gay
You: \supid ass
Stranger: WHAT
You: okay im not gay, I'm bisexual
Stranger: IS THAT A FUCKING HUIMAN THING
Stranger: *HUMAN'
You: no not just a human thing
Stranger: HUH
Stranger: WE DONT HAVE THAT
You: like i think trolls can have it too
Stranger: WE DONT HAVE A CONCEPT OF GENDER
You: yeah, same with me. I don't give a flying fuck
You: so dude, you can have TZ.
You: We're just friends and shit
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: ... SERIOUSLY
You: yeah
Stranger: YOUR GIVING UP THAT EASILY
You: no.
You: I never tried
Stranger: K
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: BULL SHIT
You: how can I give up when I wasn't going for here?
You: *her
Stranger: YOU WERE
Stranger: EVERY ONE KNOWSSS
You: sure she has a nice ass and all but I wasn't trying to get with her
Stranger: SO ARE YOU AND JADE A THING
You: dude she's John's sister
You: no
Stranger: what
You: me and John are too good of friends to do that
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: SO WHO ARE YOU WITH\
You: why would I tell you?
Stranger: TELL ME FUCKER
You: make me shit ass
Stranger: SHITFUCK TELL ME
Stranger: STRIIDERERERERER
You: stop screaming my name for a second. damn i knew you had lungs KK but really now
Stranger: SHITFUCKKKK TEEEEEEEELLLLLL MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: suck my monsterous dick Karkat. I won't tell you
Stranger: YOU FIRST YOU PUPPET LOVING SHITFUCKER
You: I hate those damn puppets! they're creepy as fuck
You: and why would I suck something too small to see?
You: I was talking about yours btw
Stranger: WOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOURS FCKER
You: i could do it. if i wanted. but i don't. so take it up the ass
Stranger: GO FUCK YOURSELF IN FRONT OF TEREZI AND MATBE YOULL GET SOME FUCKING ASS
You: like she could see
You: i already got a nice piece of ass anyways
Stranger: WHO
Stranger: LIKE I HAVE ANYONE TO TELL
You: you know em
Stranger: K NAME LOOKS
You: dark hair
Stranger: JADE
You: childish looks
You: NO!
Stranger: JOHN
You: ...
Stranger: ITS JOHN I KNEW IT
You: oh did you know he orders
You: alot
Stranger: WAT
You: im not talking about plans to save you guys either ;-)
Stranger: WE WERE DOOMED ANYWAY DIPSHIT
You: maybe if you guys would tell us stright up what is happening then maybe we could save you
You: try trusting other people then yourselves
Stranger: NOWAY
You: then we can beat this game
Stranger: IN HELL
You: and everything will go back to normal'
You: then we don't have to see each other ever again
You: have you guys ever thought of that?
Stranger: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
You: then tell me
Stranger: ITS TOO COMPLICATED FOR SMALL FUCKING MIND
Stranger: BUT BASICALLY OUR TIMELINES ARE DOOMED
You: you really fucking think im really just going to accept that?
You: I'm the fucking knight of time
Stranger: GO TO HELL
Stranger: FUCKING KNIGHT OF TIME MY ASS
You: YOU REALLY THINK I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING SAVE ALL YOUR SORRY ASSES AND GET BACK TO MY REAL FUCKING LIFE KARKAT!
Stranger: YOU CANT YOUR PLANET IS BLOWN THE FUCK UP
You: maybe just get this through your fucking skull
You: I have nothing left
You: I have nothing to go back to
You: so let me fucking believe that everything will just magicly go back to normal
Stranger: WELL THERE IS A SOLUTION
You: tell me
Stranger: ITS CALLED THE SCRATH SIP SHIT
Stranger: DIP *
Stranger: IM TIRED OF TALKING TO YOU HORSE SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.