He's dating Annabeth.
He's in love with Annabeth.
Annabeth would kill him.
Well, maybe not, but still.
Aphrodite would hate him.
Aphrodite would kill him.
I would hate him.
Rick would die.
Everyone would never see Tartarus.
Nobody would read this.
Reyna's Roman.
Bellona. Wouldn't. Like. That.
Annabeth would hate him.
He would lose all respect.
Athena would burn him to ashes.
So would Hephtaus.
Hephteus claim they make good TV
Zeus would lighting blot him.
He would eat voltage.
The Athena cabin would bury him alive.
I would hate him.
You would hate him.
Hades would like him
Not a good sign and I don't mean gay like him.
I am almost finished.
I would punch the guts out of him.
Rick would die.
Oh! And Rick would die.
He'd be in the legion forever.
He'd be dating Ares soulmates...daughter?
That was confusing.
It would make me think.
Of ways to kill him.
I would become angry.
He will run away.
To the great unknown.
Annabeth would die.
He would die.
Annabeth would never ever ever go to the beach again?
He couldn't find himself out of a paper bag without Annabeth. Says REYNA
He'd be Roman
He's not roman. May I point that out? Oh, wait JUST DID! HAHA I'm EVIL!
He'd be ruthlessly murdered.
We'd never see Travis act like Tarzan.
There would not be a Percabeth Anymore.
He would die.
Percabeth would die.
Percabeth fans would die.
He would die.
Oh, and did I mention, I WOULD FREAKING HATE HIM?
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