…
…
"Eh? I-Ichigo-kun, I don't know if I'm ready…"
"Of course you are. I love you, Hime."
"I-I love you too."
A door closed. Beating music. Shuffling of clothes. Bed creaking.
"Are you sure we should do this at Tatsuki-chan's party?"
"Fuck her."
Moans. Groans.
"F-Fuck, Hime…"
"Is that okay?"
"Fuck yeah it is."
"…Good. I'll squeeze har – ow!"
"O-Oh! Did…did you just hit yourself on the head?"
"N…No…"
"Damn, Hime." A chuckle, "C'mere."
"G-Gomen ne…"
"No problem. I'll do you."
Shuffle of clothing.
"Oh…that's embarrassing, Ichigo-kun!"
"Shh!"
"B-But…!"
"Is that good?"
"…"
"I'll take that as a yes."
"…"
"…"
Panting. A moan. And then suddenly,
"AH!"
"W-What? What's wrong?"
"Nothing!"
"B-But you screamed."
"KEEP GOING!"
"U-Um, alright!"
Moans. Pants.
"Oooh, Kurosaki-kun~!"
A pause.
"Wow. That was fast."
"S-Sorry. Ah! Don't lick your fingers, Ichigo-kun! That's so…"
"It's fine. I like your taste. C'mere."
Creak of the bed.
"I wonder who bed this is…?"
"Who gives a fuck? Get the condom."
A brush of skin.
"Eeeh? I-Ichigo-kun, you bought so many!"
"I d-didn't know which one you wanted."
"MWAH~! There's watermelon and cherry and lemon flavor! WOW! O-Oh…is this…is this…?"
"Yeah."
"RED BEAN FLAVOR?"
"Shh! You're loud, Hime!"
"S-Sorry! I…I'm just…"
"Are you crying?"
"N…No!"
"Are you alright?"
"I'm f-fine. Can we…use the red bean?"
"…Do you want to taste it first?"
"YES! I-I mean…yes."
Flick of the tongue.
"MMM! It's just like red bean paste…and…wasabi!"
"Yeah, it says it on the package."
"Oh! You're the best, Ichi!"
"C'mon. Didn't you want me to make love to you?"
"With…with the red bean paste condom?"
"Yes."
"Can I put it on?"
"S-Sure."
Brush of skin. A gasp of pleasure. Pause. Baited breath.
"Ori…Orihime? You can stop licking it now. I think your s-sucking up all the flavor."
"Oh! I'm sorry! It's just…really good…"
"Just please stop…sucking on…me…"
"S-Sorry!"
"Let's do this."
"Right~!"
Skin on skin. Gasps.
"Ready?"
"Y-Yes…"
"…"
"…"
"Oh! It's starting to feel good, Ichi!"
"Okay…I-I'm going to speed up."
"Ah! That's good! Oh…Oh!"
"Oh, God, Hime!"
"I-Ichigo!"
"Damn…"
"Say my name, Ichi…"
Blinking.
"W-What?"
"Say my NAME, Ichigo!"
"U-Um…Orihime…?"
"AGAIN!"
"Orihime!"
"AGAIN, ICHIGO!"
"O-Orihime!"
Bang!
"Hey, Ichigo, are you going to join the party – WHOA!"
"R-RENJI? WHAT THE HELL?"
"EEP! R-Renji-kun?"
"OH GOD! My EYEESS!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"W-What? What's going on…? EEK! Inoue! Ichigo?"
"RUKIA! GET OUT!"
"MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
"Kuchiki-san?"
"You're having SEX on my Chappy blanket?"
"Wha…What? Oh! Sorry!"
"What's all the ruckus…? Inoue-san? O-Oh, Kami…"
"Orihime? Ichigo? I thought you were gay!"
"MASTUMOTO! ISHIDA! GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!"
"Ooooh! Orihime, you sly girl!"
"I-I-I…P-Please!"
"Mastumoto! Where are you? I told you to finish the paperwork before you came to the party? W-What the hell is going on in here? Why is Kurosaki wearing a Chappy sheet?"
"TOSHIRO! GET OUT!"
"That's Captain Hitsugaya to you! And please get dressed!"
"A-AH! Hitsugaya-san! P-Please, everyone leave!"
"MY EYES!"
"Is that red bean paste condoms?"
"Muh…"
"CHAD! WHAT THE FUCK?"
"K-Kurosaki…"
"I-Ishida-kun!"
"Inoue-san…"
"GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!"
"Fool! Not until you wash my blanket!"
"Dammit, Rukia!"
"MY EYES! I'M BLIND!"
"S-Shut up!"
"My blanket!"
"Mastumoto!"
"Orihimeeee~!"
"U-Um…Mastumoto-san…"
"Tell me everything!"
"O-Oi! Get AWAY from her! She's NAKED!"
"Mastumoto-san…DON'T GRAB ME THERE!"
"…Are those really red bean paste condoms?"
"…Muh…"
"BLIND I TELL YOU!"
"The Valley Of Gods are VISSIBLLLLE!"
"Dammit, Kon!"
"Tell me!"
"GET OUT!"
Haha, sorry. This idea came to me in the middle of the night. Tell me what you think.
-Star