Frozen Avengers Crossover Oneshots
Author's Note: This….I don't know. My brother came up with this idea. He's either crazy or a genius.
My Brother: I like to think of it as both.
Me: Shh, be quiet, I'm thinking.
Bro: It's all my idea!
Me: Let it go!
Bro: …Just let them read it.
Me: Fine. Ta-da.
Tony sat in his lab tinkering with the latest gadget when a thought struck him. Bruce could only watch in horror and amusement.
"Hey, Jarvis?" He called.
"Yes, sir?" The AI's British voice replied.
"AI's are better than people. Jarvis, don't ya think that's true?" Tony sang.
"Sir, I must advise-"
"Jarvis." Tony whined. Bruce swore he heard the AI sigh.
"Yes, people will beat you, and curse you, and cheat you. Every one of them is bad, except Iron Man." The AI responded.
"Aw thanks buddy. But people are smarter than AI's, Jarvis don't ya think I'm right?" Tony sing-songed.
"That is once again true, for all except you, Sir. Will that be all for the night?" Jarvis's tone seemed smug.
Tony sat there speechless while Bruce was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair with a yelp.
Natasha and the others sat in the video room grinning.
"Jarvis, did you record that like I asked?" Nat questioned.
"Yes, Miss Romanov."
"Wait, what?" Tony strode into the room, looking confused. Steve and Clint started snickering, with Steve trying to be polite and trying to cover it with a cough. Clint didn't bother with niceties.
"I was trying to advise you against singing, Sir, as I was automatically set to upload the video to Youtube."
Tony called his suit to him and set out to blast Clint, since he couldn't blast Natasha, as she would kill him painfully.
"Stark, can't you just let it go?" Clint quipped as he dashed down the hallway for the ventilation access grate. Tony just fired off his repulse beams at the retreating archer.