OMG! Domestic life? For everyone's favorite homicidal maniac and his sugar crazed genius man-bitch? Impossible, you say? NEVER! For here I have created a happy, "I Love Lucy" type domestic bliss! Kinda… sorta…
I may or may not turn this into a full story… I'll see how many reviews I get… So if you like it, for Kira's sake, review it!
The sun was shining. The sky was a cloudless cerulean blue. The grass was emerald green and soft underfoot. The air smelled sweetly of fresh spring blossoms, and a gentle, inviting breeze caressed the world.
Yagami Raito grinned warmly as he stepped out of his silver Mercedes, removing his stylish sunglasses. He smoothed the creases out of his expensive white shirt and walked up the flower-lined driveway, savoring the sight of his beautiful house. He had missed the house during his three-month business trip. He often daydreamed about it while sitting in dull board meetings that were held for the simple purpose of letting the older and more influential members of the company show how smart they were by blowing marketing statistics out their asses.
Raito paused outside the door, closing his eyes and sighing happily. He was so glad to be back. He knew that waiting for him would be his three wonderful children, a nice, clean house, and a drop-dead handsome spouse just waiting to be laid…
Absolutely nothing could put him out of his good mood. Nothing under the sun…
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Contrary to Raito's happy delusions, inside the house, things were not as perfect as he imagined them to be. Clothes were strewn all over the three bedrooms upstairs, a large cake was slowly burning in the oven, and a very frazzled man was running around in a plain white apron, shrieking like a lunatic and waving a wooden mixing spoon.
"MELLO-CHAN!" He screamed up at the second floor landing. "WHERE HAS THE BAKING CHOCOLATE GONE??"
A skinny blonde boy raced across the floor, a huge basket of laundry in his scrawny arms. "I don't know! Why are you asking me?"
"Because you always eat it!"
"I didn't! I swear! I knew you needed it for the icing so I stole a Three Musketeers instead!"
The wild-eyed man ran down the hallway and skidded to a stop outside of a door plastered with "I Totally Pwned You" signs. He wrenched the door open, scaring the bejeesus out of the boy on the bed, who was stuffing video game paraphernalia into his over-packed closet.
"Matt! Have you seen the chocolate??" He yelled frantically.
"N-no! Did you ask Mello?" he said, adjusting his goggles nervously.
The man didn't reply, instead tearing out of the room like a bat out of Hell.
Finally, he ran into a room carpeted in puzzle boxes. A small boy in his pajamas was sitting on the floor, neatly arranging them into a complicated pattern. He looked up, dark eyes slightly wondering. "What is it, Dad?"
"Near!" he gasped. "I need the chocolate! Please, please tell me you know where the chocolate is!"
Near stared blankly at his father. "It's in the kitchen, Dad. Just where you put it. I was in there a second ago."
The man screamed in frustration and ran down the stairs, Sure enough, there on the kitchen counter was the bar of chocolate, just where he had left it.
He laughed in a triumphant and slightly manic fashion, holding the sugary treat high above his head in a Rocky-esque pose.
Suddenly, he glanced out the window, and he almost dropped the candy he had been searching for.
"HE'S HERE!" he screamed in a banshee-like manner. The three children came racing across the landing and pounded down the stairs, elbowing each other, each trying to be the first to the door. They ended up falling down the stairs painfully. Their father, not caring that they had been fighting, grabbed them and pulled them down the hallway and to the door.
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Raito smiled, hand turning the brass doorknob and pushing in…
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The four people inside desperately arranged themselves into a presentable fashion on the greeting mat, leaning forward eagerly.
The knob turned… and the door was slowly opened…
Raito grinned at his assembled family, who were standing around eagerly, exactly like in his fantasy. There was silence for a minute.
Then complete chaos ensued.
The four boys threw themselves at him, Near grabbing onto his leg, Matt his left arm, and Mello his right arm.
The dark haired-man, the absolutely huggable panda-boy, the love of Raito's life, jumped forward as if spring-loaded and attached himself to his chest, thin but incredibly strong arms enveloping him in a hug to end all hugs.
"RAITO-KUN!" the man screamed gleefully.
"DADDY!" the three clinging children yelled.
Unfortunately, the combined weight of the four personages was simply too much, and the five males crashed into a heap of jumbled limbs.
Somehow, Raito ended up beneath his partner, straddled in a not-unpleasant manner.
Raito grinned. "Nice to see you, Lawliet."
Lawliet cocked his head mischievously. "Nice to see you, Raito." He said, before crushing his lips to his gladly submissive lover's as the couple's three sons hugged his limbs tightly.
It was good to be home.
So how was that? Review, even if you didn't like it, okay?
-Picks up Near- If you don't review, I'll kill the puzzle boy! -glances at Near, who, coincidentally, looks totally adorable- For the love of GOD, people, review! Who would want to kill this face?! -shoves Near at reader-
Near: Can you put me down now?