Here On Kuwabara's Island

Written by EvaMarieCurran

This was completely my idea .: evil laughter :. Ha ha. Okay yea I'm not completely sure but I think this is the first Yu Yu Hakusho Gilligan's Island cross over. Yea! First! XD

Disclaimer:

Eva: Woo hoo! Its Hiei with the usual disclaimer!

Hiei: -.- Eva doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Gilligans Island or um..yea anything else.

Yusuke: No! you forgot to say it!

Hiei: what?

Eva: This!

Yusuke: NOOOO!! Now shes gonna say it!

Eva: But I do own the Yu Yu Hakusho manga volume #1! .

All: anime fall

Yusuke: congratulations.

Eva: he he I know. Well this is my story. A Gilligan's Island, Yu Yu Hakusho X over. Enjoy.

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Eva: Theme song time!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty baka and,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Kuwabara,
His sister too,
Kurama and Hiei,
The Ice Maiden,
The Detective, And the grim reaper,
Here on Kuwabara's Island.

Eva: Well that was better than I thought it would be! On with the story! .

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(On The Island)

Hiei: You got us what?!?!

Kurama: He got us stranded. -.-U

Kuwabara: Okay look guys Im really sorry. I tried my best to steer the boat, but that storm was too powerfull!

Yukina: Its okay guys. There is sure to be a lot of food on this tropical island.

Botan: Yea and we can build grass huts to sleep in! .

Hiei: Jeeze people can't even go on a stupid nigen cruise anymore without the first mate messing everything up!

Yusuke: Calm down skipper. I'm sure we can find a way to get off this island.

Hiei: Don't you dare call me skipper.

Kuwabara: (singing) "Skipper! Skipper!"

Kurama: (is hitting head into nearby tree.)

Hiei: I said stop it!!

Botan: now boys! Stop fighting.

Yusuke: (imitateing Botan) now boys! Blah blah stop fighting this instant!

Kuwabara: ha ha!

Botan: Yusuke! Stop that right now!

Hiei: hn.

Kuwabara: Oh well. Shrimpy couldn't beat me anyway .

Hiei: WHAT!?! (attacks Kuwabara)

Botan: STOP FIGHTING!!

Kurama: STOP YELLING!!

Botan: I'M NOT YELLING!!

All: YES YOU ARE!!

Hiei: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

All:

Hiei: thank you

Kuwabara: cough shrimpy cough

Hiei: (attacks Kuwabara again)

Kuwabara: (in dust cloud of fighting) Ow! Ow! Not In The face not in the face!! OW!!

Hiei: (walks away and dust clears)

Kuwabara: owie. He's so mean.

Yusuke: You do know you have like two black eyes.

Botan: Not to mention your nose is bleeding.

Kuwabara: BLOOD!! ACKK!! I'm gonna get you Hiei!!

Hiei: hn.

Kurama: Fighting never solves anything.

Yusuke: Always makes me feel better though.

All: -.-U

Yukina: um..right..so now what?

All: ..?..

Botan: Like we said we should make a shelter or something.

Yusuke: Hey I got an Idea we can all sleep in a tree like Hiei!

Kuwabara: I am not sleeping in some stupid tree.

Random Tree: .:sob:. What did trees ever do to you? (tree miraculously runs away crying)

All: O.O

Yusuke: Did that tree just talk..and run away?

All: O.O nod

Yusuke: okay….moving on..

Botan: Lets just stick to the grass huts. You can sleep in a tree if you want, but not all of us posses the skill of..well not falling out of the tree.

Yukina: Me and botan are going to find where the hut's should be and start setting them up. Kurama is going to go find us some food, Hiei and Kuwabara can go gather fire wood-

Kuwabara: There is no way I am gathering firewood with the shrimp!

Hiei: and there is definitely no way I am gathering firewood with an idiot stupid enough to think he is fire wood.

Kuwabara: Hey! I know I'm not fire wood!

Hiei: are you sure about that? (lights Kuwabara on fire)

Kuwabara: GAHHH!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!

All: O.O

Kuwabara: ::sigh:: that always works..-.-

Botan: HIEI! No more setting people on fire!

Hiei: hn.

Yukina: You can go look for fire wood on different sides of the Island .

Yusuke: I dunno Kuwabara might get lost or something.

Kuwabara: HEY!!

Yusuke: laughs .

Botan: Okay so that's the plan.

Yusuke: Hey? What am I supposed to do?

Botan: Just go sit somewhere and make sure you don't hurt yourself..

Yusuke: -.-

Botan: . Kidding! You can go help gather firewood If you want or help make the house. But we do need a lot of firewood. Hopefully the smoke signal will contact a rescue plane.

So the seven castaways started to make shelter for the night. Little did they know what was happening in the real world.

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(Back in the real world a.k.a. off the island . )

Koenma: GEORGE!!

George: Um..yes sir?

Koenma: get those papers in here stat! Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei have gone missing.

George: missing?

Koenma: Yes missing. Botan hasn't been back either since she was sent to tell them their last case.

George: Where do you suppose they are sir?

Koenma: hum… I have no idea.

George: anime fall .U

Koenma: But no one has any idea where they are, so I guess well just have to find out the old fashion way.

George: which is??

Koenma: We call them! .

George: Do they have cell phones?

Koenma: No. Not that I know of. But they do have home phone numbers. May be someone is home by know.

Koenma: (dialing numbers)

George: ?

Koenma: shhh!! Its riinging!

George: -.-

Hey this is Yusuke Urameshi, If your Kuwabara just hang up because I AM NOT FIGHTING YOU!!

If this is Keiko I hope we are still going to the movies Friday night. If this is anyone else just leave your message after the tone. BEEEEEEEP

Koenma: hum..Yusuke's not back yet.

Hello this is Suichii Minamino. I am sorry I am not able to take your call right now. Please call me back later. Thank you. BEEEEEP Hey this is Kazuma Kuwabara If this is Yusuke I AM gunna fight you and win too! If this is shorty I am totally gunna kick your butt too! If this is my one true love Yukina I just wanted to say I love you .

Koenma: didn't see that one coming.

So call back when I am actually home okay!?! Bye leave your message afte- BEEEEEP

(Eva: okay I know Hiei doesn't have a home address or a phone number for that matter but he does

in my story so there! .)

Hello I have no idea how you found this phone number, or why you are calling it but If you want to live I suggest you hang up now while you still have the chance.…………..well if you are still here I suspect you have a death wish or something but there is no way I am making you happy and killing you so go jump off a bridge or something. I don't care. Darn, how do you turn this stupid thing off..um…leave your message after the tone BEEEEEP

Koenma: none of them are home. Hum..this could be serious. We must take action imeadiatly!

George: but what about your father sir?

Koenma: eep! Dad..hum..don't let him find out they are missing!

King Enma: I already know.

Koenma: O.O um..yea..

King Enma: Ko-en-ma! How long have they been missing?

Koenma: err..well..ya see I'm not exactly sure..but I promise we will have all of the worlds searching for them right away!

King Enma: Well you better..or you will face the concequences.

Koenma: um..yes daddy.

George: So how are we going to find them?

Koenma: Well they aren't the kind of people we can plaster on the back of milk cartons or hang "lost" signs for..We will just have to find them ourselves!

Well, It seems Koenma has a plan.. Lets see how the castaways are handling their disappearance.

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(Back On Kuwabara's Island)

Kurama: wow these flowers are so pretty!

Yusuke: Kurama your supposed to be finding food, not watching the plant life!

Kurama: Oh sorry .

Kuwabara: (singing) "fire wood fire wood gonna go find some fire woooooddd!!"

Hiei: Will you please stop singing?

Kuwabara: No. "fire wood fire wood" o

Hiei: -.- baka

Kuwabara: (has gathered so much fire wood it is blocking his eyes) Okay I think we can go back to camp now.

Hiei: ya think?

Kuwabara: yup—(trips on fallen tree branch)

AHH!!!!! (firewood goes flying everywhere)

Hiei: o.O

Kuwabara: ow my foot!!

Hiei: You are hopeless -.-U

Yukina: I can use my ice powers to freeze the sides of the hut together like walls .

Botan: That's nice Yukina. Lets see how everyone else is doing, oh here they come now!
Kuwabara: (comes along carrying all of the firewood)

Hiei: (is following carrying a few pieces of firewood)

Yusuke: (is caught in a vine by a tree he was trying to break in half)

Kurama: (is walking along happily with some flowers)

Botan: Great job on the fire wood guys!

Kuwabara: Anything for my sweet Yukina!

Hiei: sends death glares at Kuwabara

Botan: We finished most of the hous—ack! Yusuke get out of my hammock!

Yusuke: Your hammock!? I got here first!

Botan: But I made it!

Yusuke: Enough with the italics already!

Eva: sorry .

Botan: So what do we have to eat tonight for dinner tonight Kurama?

Kurama: ::snaps out of day dream:: huh? Oh right dinner…um .

Botan: -.- you didn't find anything to eat did you?

Kurama: no -.-

Kuwabara: Yea he did he got flowers!

Kurama: no Kuwabara they arnt- !!

Kuwabara: (starts gnawing on flowers)

Kurama: o.o edible.

Kuwabara: cough cough ahh!! Not edible!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER!?

Kurama: I tried to warn you.

Hiei: But it seems you were once again overwhelmed in your stupidity.

Kuwabara: That's It! I say we eat Hiei!

Hiei: O.O GAH! YOU CAN'T EAT ME!!

Yusuke: Well you are the smallest.

Botan: NOBODYS EATING ANYBODY!!

Kurama: there we go with the shouting again. -.-

Botan: YELLING!!

Kurama: yelling -.-U

Yukina: I think I know a way we can get food..with out going canibalistic.

All: How?

Yukina: We can hold a peace ritual with the god of food and may be he will help us .

Yusuke: Is there even a god of food?

Botan: Who knows. It may be our only hope.

All: Ritual Ritual!

Hiei: Thank gods they are not eating me -.-U

Well that was…..interesting. Tune in for the next episode of "Here On Kuwabara's Island" to see what

Will happen to all our favorite castaways. Will Koenma ever find them? Will the peace ritual work? How long will It be before Kuwabara drives everyone crazy? Why am I asking you all these questions!? Just tune in for our next episode. ENDING THEME SONG TIME!!

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So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Maikai or the other relms, As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Kuwabara's Isle!"

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Eva: :whew: that was a lot of typing .

Yusuke: that was a good story just a tad bit scary

Eva: laughs

Hiei: Your not going to let them eat me are you?

Eva: aww..don't worry Hiei I would never let them eat you.

Hiei: :sigh: thank you.

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To Be Continued Next Episode