This is a one shot I wrote to stop my friend Zaynab from moaning about my slow updates.
I do not own any of the characters nor do I earn any money from posting this work of complete fiction. If I did own these characters my life would be way more fun that it is now!
For a futuristic Stark modified toaster I used: anyad(dot)rulez(dot)org/main(dot)php/v/alb_rofl/futuristic-toaster(dot)jpg(dot)html
Everything in the kitchen had been kindly labelled by one of Fury's interns but several items were still a mystery, like the toaster. To Steve toaster was an essential breakfast item, along with a bowl of cereal and orange juice. Being unable to have a slice of hot toast doused with melting butter was driving him mad. He decided to take things into his own hands and attempt toast. He found the bread in the bread bin and then he was stifled already; there was no clear slot for the bread to go in. Although the contraption was labelled toaster it looked nothing like one, there was a glass base connected to a hoop. Steve placed the slice of bread inside it and looked for some sort of switch, anything to turn the anything on. The glass base lit up with several buttons and dials in what looked like hieroglyphics, all Steve wanted was a damn slice of toast. One of the dials read 'temperature level' from Steve's experience with toasters in the past the hotter the better so he turned it all the way up to 10. The bread was slowly pulled through the hoop and millimetre at a time it appeared on the other side. It was black and smoking and Steve started to panic, he looked for an off switch bit there wasn't one. The device gave off a puff of smoke and Steve jumped, deciding it was no longer worth it he tried to disconnect the tower. He ripped it right off with an almighty boom that threw him back about a foot in the air into the cupboards behind. "oh my God Steve what happened?" yelled Tony Stark running in from the bathroom, towel held in on hand the other running thought his wet hair. "Well I was trying to make some toast"