"rrrrrr" the now human platypus chattered as he paced franticly in Vanessa's room. His medium teal hair swayed as he walked. His mind was racing a hundred miles a second and he couldn't even think of how to think properly.

"Perry calm down!" Vanessa shouted and grabbed his shoulders. Perry managed to relax a little but she still saw panic in his eyes. Calmly she walked with him and sat down on the bed. "Listen everything is going to be fine. Why don't you tell me what happened and I'm sure it can be solved. My dad is a great inventor and you know it; though his ideas are a little strange. Still I bet he can get you back to normal, but we should probably know what happened in the first place."

Hearing that made Perry smile. He turned his head up as if day dreaming.

"Okay you know I can't see flash backs right?" Vanessa said but her words were ignored.

-Earlier that day-

"Good morning agent P. Doofenshmirtz has…well we're not really sure what he has been up to but we do know he is spending the weekend with his daughter and might be up to evil. Go make sure his evil plans are foiled. Oh and one more thing. We have been working on a machine that disguises you. Go on and try it out." Monogram announced and pointed to a machine in Perry's lair to the left of him. Perry turned and gave the machine a questioning glare before walking over to it.

"Um Major Monogram sir the machine hasn't been fully adjusted and it might have a slight chance of malfunctioning. I think agent P should wait till I am finished checking it." Carl notified Monogram but he only scoffed.

"Don't be silly Carl, everything will be fine."

"But sir…" Carl tried to change his mind but it was no use. Perry listened to the conversation and began to question if he should still use it or not.

"Carl I don't pay you to argue with me. Agent P. turn on the machine." Monogram yelled.

"You don't pay me at all sir." Carl grumbled.

Perry, a little worried walked over to the machine again and nervously pressed the start button. The machine began to make several noises and light flared out of it. Immediately a scanner beam was placed on Perry. 'Analyzing data' the screen wrote on it. Perry flinched at the light but calmed once it disappeared. 'Creating disguise' were the next words appeared. The machine made several clanking noises and the lights grew brighter around it. Soon the screen shot red reading 'warning malfunctioning'. Perry's eyes widened. He had to find a way to turn it off. He was just about to shut it off when it exploded, leaving dust and smoke to cover the lair.

"Agent P!" Both Monogram and Carl shouted.

As the smoke started to clear Monogram and Carl peered closer to the screen in hopes to see Perry. But to their surprise what stood in front of them coughing from the smoke was a human man. He looked around mid-twenties with teal hair. He wore a brown trench coat, a fedora, khaki cargo pants, a teal shirt and orange sneakers.

"Great googly moogly Carl your machine broke and turned agent P. human." Monogram said with surprise.

"I told you it wasn't ready sir. Now it might take months for me to make a new one to reverse the effects." Carl was a little angry that the Major didn't listen to him but he knew that that wasn't the problem at hand.

When Perry could see clearly and took a look around he thought, 'I don't remember this place being so small.' He rubbed his eyes as if to see better but paused. 'I also don't remember my hands ever feeling this weird.' He opened his eyes to glance at his hands and almost had a heart attack. There in front of his eyes were two pinkly human hands. With panic he examined the rest of his body. He was human. Human! How would he get back to the boys like this?

Trying not to hyperventilate Perry made his way back to his chair near the screen.

"W-well agent P. in order for you to turn back from this little incident Carl needs to make a new one. I would have you stay at the O.W.C.A but we don't have enough room and our budget is too short to afford a room at a hotel for you. So until we get this fixed I'm sorry to inform you that you are on your own. We will notify you when we have a way of turning you back. Good luck agent P, oh and sorry." Monogram immediately signed off as soon as he finished, leaving a confused Perry.

Perry's mind shut down and the only thing he could think to do was do what he did every day. Go to Dr. Doofenshmirtz. With that in mind he headed their immediately.

-Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!-

Perry blank mindedly headed to the doctors door and knocked on it.

"Vanessa honey could you get that for me?" Doofenshmirtz asked busy with making lunch for them.

"Yeah, sure dad." She replied and went off to open the door. She opened the door expecting Perry the platypus or some package to be delivered but to her surprise she opened it to a teal haired guy who seemed to be spaced out. Though she thought it a little suspicious how he had a fedora just like Perry's.

"Um can I help you?" She asked.

"Rrrr." Was the only thing that came out of his mouth. Vanessa knew that odd chatter anywhere.

"P-Perry the platypus?" She asked confused. He made a simple nod but didn't change his blank stare.

"Wait Vanessa did you say Perry the Platypus?" Doofenshmirtz asked before walking over to the door.

"No that's just some teal haired failure looking guy in a fedora. Vanessa Perry is a platypus not a human." He said smiling at his daughter.

"No dad he is Perry. Tell him Perry. Make that odd grr thing." Vanessa said feeling like she was going crazy.

"Is it true? Are you Perry the platypus?" Heinz questioned awaiting the answer.

"Rrrr" He chattered once more making Doofenshmirtz eyes widen.

"What on earth happened to you Perry the platy-er human?"

"Dad he can't talk." Vanessa commented. She grabbed Perry's hand and led him inside.

"I think I will get some books on how this is possible. It will be great for another inator idea. Plus I suppose I should make another sandwich." Doofenshmirtz said and Perry gave a small glare at the inator idea.

"Come on Perry let's get you calmed down."

-Flash back ended-