Daniel, Jenny, and Jeremy just finish the 200th episode of the Ramen Noodle.
"That was a great episode," Daniel says.
"Yeah. I think that may have been the funniest," says Jeremy
"MWhAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!"Yells a unknown voice, "You shall be sucked into the world of Evil Phlegon! Mwhahaha!"
Evil Phlegon appears out of a portal. He looks like Jeremy except with lots of warts on his face.
"NOOO!" yells Jeremy, "I won't let me, you, meyou. Whatever."
"Himme?" Daniel says questioningly
"Himhe?" chimes Jenny.
"Enough!" Yells Evil Phlegon.
"Good Phlegon..." starts Evil Phlegon
"Just Jeremy" Says Jeremy
"Jeremy..."
"Or Phlegon, but Good Phlegon sounds heroic..."
"UGH! CAN I EVER GET YOU TO STOP TALKING" exlaims Evil Phlegon loudly
"Well maybe, if you say please..."
"PLEASE STOP BEING A JIBBER JABBER!"
"okay, maybe"
Jenny and Daniel are sucked into a portal.
"What did you do to my friends?!" Jeremy yells at Evil Phlegon
Evil Phlegon was already gone.
oh man, oh man, oh man what should I do?!, Jeremy thinks to him self, I don't have any transport device... "WAIT!" Jeremy yells "oh, FBI won't help..."
"Jeremy... this is your memories" Jeremy imagines in a ghostly voice
A figure appears in front of Jeremy
"Jeremy, didn't Daniel tell you he was working on a machine on his little free time," Jeremy's memories told him
"Oh yeah!"
"That machine looked funny,"
"What should I do?"
The memories were gone.
Jeremy slams down the hallways ,upstairs, downstairs, in bathrooms, in closets, in backyards, in dog poop, in pools, in screwdrivers, in Ramen Noodles, but still no luck. Then Jeremy realises it was kept at his house.
"Why is it at my house" Jeremy thought aloud
Jeremy's phone rings
Jeremy picks it up
"please, not at a..."
"It's Daniel, I can't belive i have reception," Daniel says
"I'm so happy Evil Phlegon didn't kill you,"
"Not yet,"
"That machine you agve me what is it?"
"A blender?"
"Oh..."
"Connected to the heart of a TARDIS"
"Exactly what i need! Daniel, I'm going to the drive-thru"
END OF CHAPTER ONE