Chapter 1
AN: Hey Im Artemis dis iz ma 1st story! Special fangz (get it, coz Im grimgoff) 2 my BESTEST BEST FIREND 4 LYFE Enceladus 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling and stuff. U rok! NICK CAGE ROX 2!
Hi my name is Nephrite Rosalie Dava Joanna Serkey Maryam Noir Peixes Enceladus Stuck. The Peixes is because I am the empress to be and the Stuck is because I am the new central character of homestuck and its all about me now. (all of it!1 lol) I am a human-troll hybrid so I get lots of psychic powers and rainbow colored blood and I can have 2 people in each quadrant (but i dont need a moirail or an auptisice because im half human and dats not sexxy). I have long beautiful dark green hair (that's how I got my name) died pink at the tips that reaches my mid-back and pale golden eyes like drops of sunlight and a lot of people tell me I look like Liv Tyler (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Andrew Hussy but I wish I was cuz his lips are major fucking sexy and im a better writer. I'm a rainbow drinker but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin (AN: shez a HIGHBRIDGE so she kan do dat k and pale wite is like rilly lite gray anyway)(ANODDER AN: and also Kanaya did that SO DER). I'm also a grimdark witch, and can do kool magic stuff as well as being psychic. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black, and I'm also grimdark because grimdark is cool, so I'm GRIMGOTH. I love Troll Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with my symbol on it (my symbol is the Operator Symbol (AN: i dunno wat dat is actshelly but Enceladus told me it ment sumfing cool and grimgoff so its ok) and it's drawn in rainbow) and it has matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick (a lady's lips can always be blacker!), white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. My mythological role is the Queen of Everything because that's what I am. I was walking outside on my planet. My planet is the Land of Majyyk and Mirrors and Goffs and it is the coolest planet of all of them. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about, although thats not really surprising cause its my magical Sburb planet after all. A lot of imps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them and because my strife specibus is Middle Fingerkind they exploded into lots of grist.
"Hey Nephrite!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Eridan Ampora!
"What's up Eridan?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me tentacles! (get it cuz im grimgoff)