Shrek's Ultimate Birthday Present
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Shrek characters. They are the property of Dreamworks Studios and belong to the minds of the creative people who thought them up. Thank you.
It was another graceful day after Shrek and Donkey had their normal morning fight. Donkey would say a rude statement to Shrek, and then Shrek would go right back at him. Meanwhile, Fiona was taking a mud bath. She was really enjoying it, except for the fact that there was constant screaming. So one day, after the fight had taken place, Shrek went on a walk.
Before he left, he said to donkey, "This is my time! Not yours! I need some alone time to gather my thoughts!"
Donkey had a hard time taking this in. He yelled back, "ALONE TIME MY BUTT YOU HAVE ALONE TIME ALL THE TIME!"
Reader: Even though they fought in the morning, they still fought in the afternoon and the nighttime.
After Shrek left Donkey went MAD! He destroyed Shrek's house. When Shrek came back he picked up Donkey's mess, as usual.
Reader: During all of this you are probably wondering where Fiona is right? Well the answer is still bathing in the mud bath. Can't you tell she loved it in there?
Later on that really fun day, they did nothing. Donkey was asked to go outside so he did just that. After he stepped out he had found a cell phone lying in the middle of Shrek's swamp. He ran over and looked at it for about an hour or so. He finally called to Shrek outside.
"Hey Shrek look at this! It might be a cella phone."
Shrek looked at Donkey Strangely and then answered, "You dumb butt it is not called a "Cella Phone! It is a Cell Phone."
"Well excuse me, but I was using my word for a cell phone! Jeez you are such a jerk Shrek. You think you know everything! I can't stand it. I am going to go tell!" Donkey replied.
"Who the hell are you going to tell?" Shrek asked
"Your wife." Donkey answered with a grin.
"Fiona!!!!" Donkey screamed with all his might.
Fiona then ran out looking like she fell in the toilet. You know with all of this mud on her!
"Yes my night and shining armor." Fiona replied.
"Aww! That is so sweet. But I was wondering if you could get Shrek hooked on phonics?! Cause you know today he is really acting like Jessica Simpson."
"Donkey!" Shrek screamed.
"I'll do the best I can!" Fiona replied with a little giggle.
Later in the year, when it was Shrek's birthday, Fiona saved a specific present for Shrek to open last.
Reader: Guess what it was? A Jessica Simpson hooked on phonics set.
The End