Gregg the autist fuckwad who works at the shitty ass convenience store in a shit corner of the street in a shit town that nobody cares about. Somehow he got some neckbeard idiot to fall in love with him and now they fuck eachother in the ass every night.

Gregg was walking down to the fucking video outpost up my dick too to visit his nutty buddy Anus Dicklaney. They both smelled of shit from fucking eachother in the ass.

He enters the store and starts screeching autistically while flailing his arms.

Angus watches this and dies a little bit inside, but knows what must be done

"ehehyeyey hey GRegeg let's go fuck eachother with music cds or whatever fuck pieces I sell here in this soda fuck soda pop ASS piece of shit SHOP"

gregg is the only one who can understand his pure unchanneled autism, and ripped off his tearaway pants to reveal his bloody, wart covered, highly used asshole.

Angus then ran over and shoved his chub ass cock into greggs ass, leaving his pants on, just fukcing with the clothes on like an idiot, Gregg lets out a giant autistic screech and fucking vomits poison all over the store

The storefront was quickly melted with his acid vomit, Mae Borowski and Germ were riding a 'fuck eachother in the ass' bicycle and were hit by the poison a little bit. Did this stop them? Fuck no. They're real americans.

"oh yes gregg my godless dick feels good inside your nice bumhole please thrust into me harder", Gregg replies with a fucking scream

"hey angus did you hear about yesterday where like lori turned 18 and there were like 50 dudes there ready to fuck her in the ass the moment midnight has passed. she's somehow okay but like man it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" gregg replied

"yeah I heard, fake news on my part"

Angus then thrusted into Greggs ass faster than before, running out of breath because he is actually working up a sweat as opposed to being in his fucking basement starting religious debates on 4chan like he normally does

Angus thrusted so hard he finally creamed. The entire street was flooded and gregg was launched into space, still erect. He was propelled by his own cum and landed back on earth right on top of Mae and Germ still fucking eachother in the ass, they're still doing it because they have actually good stamina unlike these fucking idiots. Then Bea walks on the scene and starts doing some pyormancy to kill gregg very slowly. The entirety of Possum Springs is cheering her on, as she roasts him to perfection. He was served at a community dinner later that afteroon, where Germ and Mae still hadn't finished fucking eachother in the ass. Bea was given the key to the city. The end.