Write It Up!

Part 1

Scene 1

We see P&F's backyard from above, their sitting underneath their tree with Perry . Ferbs Reading and Phineas is just relaxing.

the title appears in the screen in the same white letters as always:"Write It Up"

Phineas: Well Ferb, I'm out of ideas... I'm completely blank. What should we do today?

Ferb shrugs (keeps on reading)

Phineas: Maybe we can go to Isabella's, or Baljeet.

Ferb shrugs again (keeps on reading)

Phineas: Are you even listening to me? What are you reading their?

Ferb puts a piece of paper in the book and gives the book to his brother.

Phineas: "The Autobiography of Vance Ward"?

Phineas reads the back of the book

Phineas: Well this we could do a lot better. This isn't exciting, this is boring.

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! (the background sound plays wich you always hear when Phineas says this)

Phineas: I still don't know where that sound comes from, every time I say that...

Phineas: Hey, were is Perry? (the sound plays again, and Phineas looks irritated to you, breaking the fourth wall)

Scene 2

Perry walked through a loose plank in the fence, but instead of entering the neighbors garden, he ended up in his lair.

Perry puts on his hat end sits on his chair. The screen goes on. Not Monogram, but Carl appears.

Carl: oh, hello Agent P. Monogram is on vacation right now and... wait, I get a message.

In the right half of the screen M.M.(Monogram) appears

MM: Hello Agent P. As you know I am on vacation in Vegas right now.

MM: Doofenshmirtz has bought a wire.

Perry looks annoyed at him

MM: With any other person this would be considered completely normal.

MM: but with Doofenshmirtz, you can never be too sure.

Carl: Sir? May I ask you who is filming you right now?

MM: You know we've got plenty of cameramen here in Vegas...

MM: but well, Agent P. Put a stop to Doofenshmirtz. Over and out.(salutes)

the regular background of MM falls down, revealing he's actually standing in the middle of a casino.

MM: Fame and fortune, baby!

Perry salutes back and runs away.

Scene 3

While Candace is eating breakfast, Linda put's her jacket on

Linda: I'm at the Garcia-Shapiro's, and meanwhile; you're in charge.

Candace: With "in charge", do you mean...

Linda: yes, you're in charge of Phineas and Ferb...

Linda: And Candace,(Candace: Yeah?) please don't drag me down the street again.

Linda: My arm still hurts from the last few times...

Candace: I will not drag you down the street on your right arm again... Today I'll do left

Linda: Not funny Candace... But I'll see you later

Candace: time for me to see what Phineas and Ferb are up to and to BUST 'EM!

Candace walks into the backyard, were Phineas and Ferb are both sitting in front of a desk, with a pen and piece of paper each.

While Phineas is talking, Ferb is outside the screen.

Phineas: Hi Candace :) We are writing a book.

Candace: and let me guess, you're gonna sell it in every book store in town?

Phineas: Well, that's the plan.

Candace: You're gonna be so busted this time.

Phineas: I just can't seem to get anything on paper... How about you, Ferb?

Ferb has a big 'tower' made out of paper in front of him.

Phineas: wow, that's fast...

Phineas: Well Candace, we've got to go. We're meeting an expert today, and we have promised Isabella we'll meet her there.

Phineas and Ferb walk away. Ferb has the 'book'. (It's so much paper he shouldn't be able to lift it)

Candace: i should go to mom, take her to the bookstore, and wait until the book arrives. Their gonna be Busted :)

Candace(singing): Busted! Busted! Bust'ed!

Scene 4

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

(I'll call Doofenshmirtz 'Heinz', 'cause that's so much shorter)

Perry jumps through a hole in the roof which is exactly his shape.

Heinz: Perry the Platypus! What a surprising surprise.

Heinz: And with surprising, I mean completely prising!

Heinz: Good thing I haven't repaired that hole you made yesterday yet...

Heinz: Oops, I forgot to trap you...

Heinz grabs a remote control and presses the button, but nothing happened.

Heinz: Well that's weird.

Heinz: Norm! Where is my standard cage?

Norm: It's being washed right now

Heinz: Perfect... exactly the day I have no alternative traps...

Heinz: sorry Perry the Platypus, but I can't trap you today.

Heinz: But I guess it'll work out fine, as you usually break out anyway.

Heinz: alright, BEHOLD: THE TERM-INATOR!

A curtain goes up revealing an android

Heinz: Whoops, wrong curtain.

Heinz: Now you can behold.

Norm is on screen

Heinz: Norm, could you step aside?

Behind Norm is a little table with a really small laser on it.

Heinz: Have you ever heard of the shop called Inator-Emporium?

Heinz: I buy some of my inators there.

Heinz: But the thing is, those inators always have very irritating manuals.

Heinz shows Perry a manual, with really small letters. You can read Inator on top, if you look really closely.

Heinz: You see? I can't work with this! Make those letters bigger, I said, but would they listen?

Heinz: NO! I can't read this, it's useless for me...

Heinz: I will shoot with the term-inator on the inator shop, to delete ALL text on ALL the manuals.

Heinz: Blueprint Heaven will follow, and after that the whole TRI-STATE AREA!

Scene 5

Phineas and Ferb walk down the street, and they stop at the house which Isabella is standing in front of.

Isa(short for Isabella): Whatcha Doin'?

Phineas: Hi, Isabella, we wrote a book, and now we let the expert take a look at it.

Isa: Are you sure you want to go in here? We don't have to.

Phineas: Yeah, sure, how hard can this be?

Isa: okay, I'm right behind you.

They enter the house. Albert is sitting in the living room watching tv. you can see him from the hallway

Phineas: Hey, Albert, is Irving home?

Albert: in his room...

The three go up the stairs and knock on a door which says 'Irving'.

Irving: Who's there?

Phineas: It's...

The door opens very quickly

Irving: I recognized your voice.

Irving: What brought you here?

Ferb handed Irving the paperwork, who dropped it on the ground immediately, not disturbing the balance.

Irving: What is this?

Phineas: We wrote a book, and as you know everything about us, you must check it before we put it in the stores.

Irving: Well let's get started immediately.

the friends walk in the room. Irving put the paperwork on his desk.

Phineas and Isabella are looking at all Irvings P&F posters :S

Phineas: You should get a life, you know that?

Irving: shhhhh, I'm concentrating.

Phineas walks to a computer on his desk.

Phineas: Cool, you made a fan site! But what is a Phinabella?

Irving switched of the computer immediately. He looks really freaked out.

Scene 6

Candace walks across the street and rings the bell at Isabella's house.

The door opens (Vivian Garcia-Shapiro (Vivian, for short))

Candace: Hello miss Garcia-Shapiro, is my mother here?

Vivian: Hello Candace. Linda isn't here... Who told you she'd be here?

Candace: Mom did... She couldn't be lying, right?

Vivian: Linda? Lying? She never lies. Not to me anyway.

Candace: To me neither. Could it be that I've been to hard on her lately?

Vivian: I don't know anything about that, but I'm playing bridge with some friends.

Candace: Alright, I'll just call mom, then. Bye.

Vivian: Bye Candace.

Vivian closes the door.

Candace grabs her phone and calls mom.

Candace is waiting for Linda to pick up the phone.

Linda(phone voice): Hello...

Candace: Mom were are...

Linda(phone voice): This is the sell phone of Linda Flynn.

Linda(phone voice): If you're not complaining about Phineas and Ferb, then say something after the beep.

Candace hangs up

Candace: where is mom?

Now a song should start in which Candace is either searching for mom, or feeling bad.

End of part one