EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SONIC
VS
TAILS
BEGIN
[SONIC]
ALRIGHT LITTLE BRO READY TO RAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK WITH THAT TAIL OF YOUR WOULD DO
FLYING WITH THE X TORNADO YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH
YOU AIN'T SO POWERFUL I CAN WIN THIS SHIT
YOU FUCKED UP CREAM, COSMO, AND THEN TO ZOOEY
TOO MANY GIRLFRIEND CAUSED YOU TO BE ADULTRY
GO TO HELL ASSHOLE I'M THE BEST HEDGEHOG EVER
WHEN SPIN YOUR GUT OUT YOU'LL BE CRYING FOREVER
[TAILS]
OH RIGHT YOU ARE SONIC BUT LET ME GIVE THE FACT
WHEN YOU RUN AWAY FROM AMY WELL SHE WANT TO FUCK YOUR ASS
I MAY BE SMALL BUT I CAN STILL FLY A PLANE
I EVEN TRANSFORM TO SAVE YOU EVERYDAY
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT RUNNING ALL OVER TOWN
MISSING OUT ON AMY DATE YOU'RE MAKING HER FROWN
STOP EATING CHILLI DOG AND STOP DITCHING YOUR GIRLS
YOU GOT MORE THAN I DO WELL I WILL MAKE YOU HURL
[SONIC]
HA KISS MY BALLSAC FAGGOT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I GET SO MANY RING YOU JUST WASTE SO MANY FOOD
YOUR INVENTION ARE LAME AND YOU ARE PRETTY GAY
YOU CRY ALL THE TIME AFTER WHAT THE FOX SAY
DAMMIT YOUR WEAK YOU COULDN'T EVEN DEFEAT SHADOW
I CAN BEAT MANY ROBOTS YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE A HOE
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE AN EGG
IT JUICE TIME BRO AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY
[TAILS]
OH SCREW YOU SONIC YOU DON'T GET MANY RINGS
YOU WASTE YOUR WISHES ON SHIT I DON'T CARE HOW MANY YOU SEE
I THINK JET IS A BETTER RIDER IN THE EXTREAME GEAR
YOU'RE THE ONLY FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHO IS SCARED OF WATER
I SAVED STATION SQUARE RIGHT THERE IN THE FREEWAY
EVEN WITH YOUR LOOK ALIKE YOU ARE SO DAMN GAY
I DON'T NEED YOUR BULLSHIT I'M GOING HOME
I'M FIRING UP THE CANNON SEE YOU LATER ASSHOLE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE