"Okay we're so dead." America said nervously.
The whole world was burning in flames right now.
"You idiot! You-" Germany yelled.
"It's all of our faults Germany!" Japan said.
"Ah! My pasta!" Italy screamed.
And to think this only started as a normal day.
It all stated at the world meeting.
"I don't think I'm getting my fair share of gas rations!" England said.
"Well I never said there was enough oil for all of us!" America replied.
"Why can't you guys just use bikes?" China said.
"Because apparently people in our countries are to lazy!" Germany said, he was also in the fight for gas.
"Look, there's only so much we can do, why don't you all walk instead?" Japan said.
"Are you kidding me! That takes like forever to do!" America screamed.
"Well why don't we drill in different countries to test if there's oil or not?" Russia said.
"I'm not sure if that's a good or bad idea." England said.
"I'm going with England on this!" Germany protested.
"Well I think it's a good idea because if there is oil in my country, people will start coming for my gas!" France spoke up.
"Oh shut up you blithering idiot!" England said.
"All of you shut up okay! Why don't we go with Russia's idea, and if it works yay for us!" America said.
"And if it doesn't?" Japan spoke up.
"Well what's the least that could happen?" America said.
The least that could happen is the world on fire because they drilled for oil in all the wrong places.
"Well it was nice and blue while it lasted." China said.
But then a light appeared.
"What the hell?" Germany said.
"Hey grandpa Rome!" Italy said.
And there he was, Ancient Rome looking down at them in disappointment. Then he toke is big hand over the surface of the Earth and made it so everything was back to normal.
"What did you do!" He said.
"Uh it was an accident?" England said.
"You could've destroyed the world! I can't believe you couldn't just dig in the right places and not into 6 land mines!"
"Well we had no idea that we had land mines!" Germany said.
"You're just lucky that I used godlike powers to cover this up and start back time!"
"Wait! WHAT!" America said.
They all started looking younger, like in a mid 18-20 age.
"I've decided you all need schooling to learn world responsibility and how to control things like this, so I'm putting you all in college."
"Wait, countries can go to college?!" England said.
"Yes, and I'm giving you to start over on where you failed, so here is your chance! And don't fail me this time!"
Then he vanished.
"What's college?" Italy said.
WELL I KNOW KIND OF HARD TO UNDERSTAND BUT KEEP READING AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY I DID THIS!