Hey guys! It's me Time Flies In The Summer again! This is the second story in the Dialogue Prompt Challenge!
I wrote this story using only dialogue and hope that you all enjoy it!
Featured Characters:
-Ryou Bakura as Ryou
-Yami Bakura as Bakura
-Marik Ishtar as Malik
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dialogue Prompt: "You're Insane!" "I know! Isn't it great?"
"You're insane!"
"I know! Isn't it great?"
"No, this is not great Malik! You have to return that to the store!"
"Return it? No way! I just got it Ryou!"
"Oh for the love of-Why didn't you take it to your own house? Why bring it here?"
"Marik would hog it and I figured since I come over here so much anyway you wouldn't mind if I kept it here."
"…What made you think I wouldn't mind having stolen merchandise in my home?! What if the police came?"
"Pppthff! Calm down. There's no way they'll come here. I covered my tracks. At least I'm pretty sure I did."
"And if you didn't? Then what?"
"Then I guess we're both screwed."
"Malik, I don't think you understand-"
"What's with all the bloody yelling out here?!"
"Hi Bakura!"
"What the hell are you doing here you cretin?"
"Hey! That's not very nice!"
"Well, I'm not a very nice person. Deal with it. What is he doing here host?"
"Malik just stole a massage chair and brought it here."
"Is that the contraption he's sitting on?"
"Do you want to try it out Bakura? I was just about finished with it for now."
"…Sure. Why not?"
"What? No! Do not sit in that chair! Malik, take that thing out of here now!"
"Oh, pipe down host! You're making too much ratchet! How do you work this thing?"
"You take the remote right there and press one of the buttons to pick a setting. Here. Push that one. I have a feeling you'll like it."
"Like this?"
"Yeah."
"You two will be the death of me!"
"Oh cheer up Ryou! It's not that bad. You can use the massage chair if it'll make you feel better."
"I doubt that will make me feel any better Malik. How much did this thing cost anyway?"
"…"
"Malik? How much did this cost?"
"…$3,000."
"$3,000!"
"Well, technically it was $2,999.95."
"That makes little difference Malik! That's a lot of money!"
"It's a good thing you didn't pay for it then, huh?"
"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to enjoy this, but your annoying voices are making it harder for me."
"I knew you'd like it."
"…Shut up Cretin."
"Ack. Rude."
"You know what? I'm done. I cannot deal with this right now."
"Oh come back Ryou! You didn't sit in it yet! Ryou! Bakura, tell him to come back!"
"What for? So he can continue to yell about a bloody chair? I think not."
"Hmm. I guess you're right about that."
"Of course I am."
"…"
"…"
"Well, take care of the chair for me. I'll be back to sit in it tomorrow."
"Yes, whatever. Just leave."
"Fine Grumpypants."
"…Don't call me that."
"Okay, got it. Bye Bakura. Tell Ryou that I'll be back."
"Oh I'm sure he knows with how much you insist on coming."
"True. Bye-bye!"
"…Bye."
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