A/N: To avoid confusion, when I say a country like America I'm speaking of Alfred, when I say Female America I'm speaking about Emily, unless I'm talking about Hungary, Belgium, Taiwan, Liechtenstein, or any other girl nation then their country name will mean them and Male Hungary will signal that I'm talking about Gary. Both human and nation names are used. Nyotalia nation names thus far are as follows:

Female America=Emily, Female England=Alice, Female France=Francoise, Female Prussia=Maria, Female Germany=Louise, Female Japan=Sakura, Male Hungary=Gary, Spain=Carmen

The names were taken from what I think most of the fan base agrees on for their Nyotalia names, if you disagree post a review and I'll see what I can do. I also need help finding out the Nyotalia names for Russia, China, Taiwan, Austria, Both N. and S. Italy, Spain (Carmen?), Poland, All Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, Kumajiro, and the Nordics. All will make appearances and have chapters dedicated solely to them or their group of characters (like the Nordic 5). Thanks! Also I'm completely open to suggestions on things you might want to see happen in the story and I only speak English fluently. Feel free to correct any mistakes in other languages.


No one was quite sure how it happened. All that anyone noticed was that Arthur was hungover, and while this wasn't necessarily shocking, the fact that he came to a world meeting in such a state had surprised most nations who knew how he tried to pretend to be a gentlemen most the time. Francis had used the situation to prove that Arthur wasn't as proper as he liked to pretend, and most other nations blamed America. Alfred for his part just liked teasing Arthur in his depressing state, which only served to slowly make Arthur more agitated and cause his headache to worsen.

From there it was a snowball effect. Arthur snapped and smacked Alfred in the head tired of the other male poking him in the back with his pencil and offering him cheeseburgers to feel better. Then France had yelled at the both of them for arguing in meeting, which caused Arthur to try and argue at both Alfred and Francis, which he was failing at. In a fit of anger he threw an eraser at Alfred, only it was Matthew who Arthur had confused for Alfred, which brought Gilbert into the fight to come to Mattie's defense. Then Ludwig had started yelling at Gilbert demanding to know how he had managed to sneak into the conference room this time. Spain was quick to come to Gilbert's defense, but Roderick and Elizabetta argued in favor of how he shouldn't be in there at all. Then Feliciano had started crying and waving his white flag, because that's just what he did; while Lovino had started yelling at Germany for upsetting his brother, because well… that just what he did too. Things slowly began to digress and by the time Russia had the Baltics shivering in a corner, Germany began yelling trying to restore order no one was listening; and Arthur, poor hungover Arthur, just wanted it to be quiet!

Reaching into his pocket Arthur grabbed his star tipped wand and not really concentrating on any one spell or thought in particular he waved it around wishing they all would just shut up. It was then and only then that it got quite but not because they had suddenly found themselves unable to move their lips, or were suddenly preoccupied and concerned with actually staying on task this meeting but because they suddenly found a person who was shocking similar and dissimilar to themselves on top of their chests sitting on them.

England started up into two pairs of familiar large green eyes behind stylish frames. The woman had her hair in pigtails and was wearing a angel outfit brandishing a wand exactly like his own as a pair of wings protruded from her back. They stayed there for a moment blushing and staring at each other in confusion before both their eyes widened and they began to understand what they had done.

"L'Angleterre!" yelled a frustrated feminine and French accented voice to their left. "What on earth have you done this time!"

Both blond green-eyed Englands began to get up off the floor, Arthur helping his female counterpart. They both stared at the people slowly getting up off the floor staring in wonder and confusion at there alter selves.

"Arthur~!" continued Francis, "what have you done with your magic now? While I don't particularly mind you making beautiful women-" here a high pitched 'honhonhon' was heard, "magically appear. It is slightly creeping moi out to see myself as a girl!"

"Umm well you see-" Arthur and the Female England began, quickly jumping apart as they both said the exact same thing at the same time.

"It was his/her fault!" They glared at each other.

"Obviously s/he doesn't know how to control their-" a moment of silence before they faced each other with deadly intent.

"STOP COPYING ME!" they both yelled.

"So cute!" yelled a short haired blonde as she flew across the room and glomped Arthur, squishing his head in her ample breasts.

"Emily! What have I told you about being lady like! It's not proper to simply-" whatever the female England was about to say got lost on it's way out her mouth as she stared at the blond haired blue eyed male in a bomber jacket. A bright red tint began to stain her cheeks as she fidgeted and began to dig her toes into the ground in embarrassment.

"Umm, I...I have to...I'll be back!" she screeched before making an abrupt about-face and running out of the room.

Alfred tilted his head to the side in confusion much like a dog, "What did I do?"

"Don't worry about it dude!" said the female America, Emily, as she detached herself from the struggling Arthur and went over to stand next to Alfred "you simply shocked her with your epic heroicness! Happens to me all the time. Besides, she doesn't like wearing that outfit in public, says it gives France perverted ideas."

"Oui! One can not help getting such ideas if Alice insists on wearing such short skirts!" said a slender women with dirty blonde hair tied back in a bun, her French manicure nails resting lightly on her cheek.

"Whatever Francoise just leave my girl alone!"

"Ahh, so you and Alice are admitting your feelings of l'amour finally! It is about time!"

"What? No! Don't put words in my mouth."

"Ahh! Gilbert help!" yelled Matthew as everyone's attention was diverted to Canada, or for most present the quite blond guy who looked a lot like America. Apparently Gilbert's female counterpart had taken it upon herself to try and invade his vital regions. Gilbert was sitting in the background laughing his ass off, as a shadow of a blonde girl in pigtails with a red barrette and maple leaf patterned dress tried in vain to yell at her and get her to stop.

"Don't worry! The hero will save you!" yelled Alfred and Emily as they dashed across the room. They were too slow however for before they could even make it half way a tall male with soft brown eyes came over and picked her up, forcing her to detach herself from Canada. He had long brown hair tied back in a short ponytail and a flower in his hair. Behind him was Elizaveta with a frying pan in her hand looking a bit confused as to weather it was okay to hit Prussia's counterpart with it like she did Gilbert. The situation appeared resolved but the long haired albino began biting the man's arms causing him drop her and let loose a string of profanities.

"Kesese! You can't contain the awesome Gary!"

"Maria get back here! Why must you always be causing drama? Schwester! Behave!" yelled a short haired blonde women wearing a skirt suit looking very professional.

A short female with brown wavy hair tied back in a ponytail peeked out from behind her shoulder.

"Ve~I'm hungry Louise, can we get pasta?"

And that's how chaos part 2 began. Halfway through Alice returned with out her wings, angel outfit and wand. Francoise immediately began questioning her over the status of her "special relationship" with Emily. Inevitably this caused France to begin making fun of Arthur and Alfred, though the latter couldn't exactly tell what it was they were getting picked on for as he epically failed at reading the atmosphere. Meanwhile Mathew and Gilbert began fighting off Maria, as once Gilbert began to realize Maria was being serious he began to intervene and protect his "birdie". All the while a small Canadian girl stood off to the side and tried her best not to look sad as she hugged her polar bear friend Kuma-something-or-anoter, who had a red ribbon attached to her ear to match Female Canada.

"Who are you?" the bear asked.

Instinctively both Matthew and the shadow yelled, "I'm Canada!"

The all out battle royal-debate-hunt came to a halt though as the sound of very loud crying was heard. Half the room immediately came to an abrupt halt in fear while the other half carried on in a slightly more subdued manner.

"Why is everyone fighting!" cried out a tall ashy blonde women in a pink skirt suit and scarf. She held a shovel behind her back. "I don't like it when everyone fights!" Russia stood behind her awkwardly patting her back in a strange form of comfort. A tall blond man dressed as a butler pulled a knife from his sleeve and stared at Ivan threateningly.

"Please everyone stop fighting." she said, her voice slowly becoming more haunted as everyone began to stare at her with a mix of fear, bewilderment, and caution. "It is silly to fight." she said as she wiped the alligator tears from her cheeks, "After all, in the end you all become one with Mother Russia anyway, da?"

The collective cries of "Kolkolkolkolkol" that bounced off the walls began to silence everyone, several of the Baltics both male and female had fainted.

A petite Asian girl with buns on both sides of her face and long exaggerated sleeves on her mandarin collar dress began to cautiously approach the crazy woman. China was behind her trying to prevent her from intervening by pulling her back, but the small woman proved to be quite strong as she was begian to drag him with her.

Directly beside them was another smaller Asian woman dressed in white with a bob hair cut and ribbon in her hair. She placed her hand over a katana that was by her side, ready to draw it at any moment. Kiku stood off to the side not nearly as interested in the situation and staying out of their way. Yao could do whatever he wanted, thought Kiku, he was a grown man and could therefore take care of himself.

Everyone watched in shock as the female China embraced the female Russia in a strong hold and began quietly singing a Russian lullaby. Slowly the female Russia began to calm down. Yao stared in complete astonishment of his alter self, while Russia was to busy staring at Yao and frowning at his reaction.

A cough brought everyone's attention back to the center of the table where Louise, the Female Germany, stood looking out into the group, " I think that now would be an appropriate time to try and direct people's attention to more productive matters, like trying to figure out what happened and how to fix it."

"Ja, I agree" said Ludwig taking a seat next to Louis, "I believe we all will agree to granting England, or well, the Englands floor time first as they seem to be the only ones who would be able to explain this situation. Their will be no interruptions, please hold all questions till the end of the presentation and they must be relevant to the matter at hand, no follow ups allowed so everyone has a chance to speak."
Louise nodded her head in agreement and slowly the nations began taking their seats again, many dragging extra chairs in from adjacent rooms to accommodate the additional bodies now present.

Alice and Arthur stood and shared a look before Arthur began speaking, "Well umm, it would appear that somehow alternate universe versions of ourselves have appeared in our world due to the simultaneous casting of similar spells by me and my alter self. I was trying to get everyone to shut up because you all were giving me a bloody headache!"

Alice stepped forward a hand behind her head as she inelegantly scratched her neck, "I was, um...I mean Britannia Angel she was just trying to. She wanted..."

"Mon cher, don't beat around the bush. You were using your silly magic to try and make a certain short haired blonde fall in love with you again weren't you?" replied Francoise as she sat filling her nails.

"No I wasn't you Pillock!"

"Just admit it l'Angleterre . You obviously-"

"NIEN! No interruptions, and no questions till the end of the presentation!" yelled Louise as she stood and pointed an accusatory finger at Francoise.

Alice cleared her throat to fill the silence, "As I was saying, Britannia Angel, I mean myself… I just wanted us all to stop fighting. I know we all get into tussles and rifts every now and then. After all, their are a bunch of us and most of us, at least in my universe are girls. We should be getting along with each other not fighting over silly things, we should all be each others sisters and look out for each not talk behind each others backs and gossip. I just thought maybe we could all learn to get along." Here her eyes got misty. "Maybe we should all try to think of this as a vacation really! It will be fun and until Arthur and I figure out how to get us all back where we belong we're kind of stuck here anyway. " Alice forced herself to laugh and try to lighten the mood, not wanting everyone (or at least the ½ of the group she knew) to be mad at her.

"The floor is open for questioning now," yelled Ludwig from his seat.

Several hands were raised immediately.

"Ladies first" Arthur said as he let Alice pick the first question.

"Carmen."

A tall seductive brunette that had her red heels on the table stood up. "Not that I am opposed to the idea of a vacation amiga, but I was wondering where exactly we are going to stay."

Arthur answered the question for Alice, "As most of us would feel more comfortable with our opposite gender counter part we should stay with each other, plus with any luck our worlds are a lot more similar than we think and we might actually live in the same places and houses. I'm sure you all would love to stay in a somewhat familiar environment for the time being."

Arthur picked the next question.

"Japan."

"I am not opposed to showing hospitality to our alter selves, I was simply wondering how long we should be expecting them to stay with us. How long till you think you'll be able to find out how to fix things?"

Alice and Arthur both shrugged their shoulders unable to answer, "Hopefully sooner rather then later." said Alice.

"We should have it figured out by the meeting next month most likely." continued Arthur, "Norway and umm other female Norway. If you wanted to help it would be appreciated. The sooner we get this all figured out the better off we all are I suppose."

Both Norways responded with a curt nod not bothering to reply vocally.

"Awesome! If that's all the questions I say we break for dinner because I'm starving!" replied the bubbly blonde seated next to America, they high-fived in agreement.

"Meeting adjourned!," yelled Ludwig and Louise together.

Quickly the nations began grabbing their things and introducing themselves to their alternate selves and friends of both worlds.

"Hey! Hey! Iggy! Canada offered up his place for dinner since you know we're already here in Toronto. He's inviting Francis too though, but still it should be fun! It'll be like old times!"

"Yeah Alice" replied the shorter blonde as she bounced on her feet. "You should totally come!"

"Who invited us over?" asked Alice

"Canada, you know the male version of Madison. My sister. The country we're currently in!" Emily explained.

"O yes of course, I just momentarily forgot. Busy day and all that you know." Alice lied clearly having forgotten Canada was a country.

"Yeah so anyway you coming?" asked Alfred

"I suppose. It would be rude to turn down an invitation." replied Arthur for them, Alice nodded in agreement.

"Yay!" screamed Emily as she skipped on over to Francis and Francoise who were talking to Matthew while Madison preoccupied herself with her phone. Alfred, Arthur, and Alice followed behind her.

Canada smiled, happy to for once be the center of attention. "Everybody ready? We can take a couple cabs back to my place."

"Yep!" said Emily as she clung to his arm. "Maddie you make the cutest boy!"

"Erm thanks I think?" replied Maddie as she held her polar bear friend.

On their way out they passed Ludwig, Gilbert, Feliciano, Lovino, and their female selves. Apparently the Italys had convinced everyone to find somewhere Italian to dine at.

"Just a sec guys." Matthew told them as he turned and yelled over at Gilbert. "Hey Herr Awesome! If you want to come over later for dessert your more then welcome to. I'll wait up for you!"

Gilbert smiled as Matthew walked over, "What kind of dessert are we talking about here Birdie? The edible kind or" he leaned in and kissed Matthew, "the edible kind.

"Pervert." said Matt as he gently shoved Gilbert in annoyance and smiled. "See you later Gil." He leaned in and quickly kissed Gilbert good-bye before turning to leave.

Francis began preaching about puppy love and the power of passion as he rejoined the group. Matt just smiled as he joined his Papa and they left.

"Hurry up Madison!" yelled Emily as they made there way out. Maddie had stayed behind and was gazing off at Maria who shared a look with her before rolling her eyes in annoyance and turning around and leaving to go bug both Austrias and Hungarys.

'If my other self and Maria's other self can get along so well with a public and monogamous relationship why can't Maria and I?' Maddie's thought. Her thought process was cut short however, as a hand grabbed hers.

Matthew smiled and joked, "Come on it's getting late and my brother and your sister are getting grouchy from starvation." Matthew's hands wiped a tear from her cheek she wasn't even aware she had shed, "Tell you what. I'll have Gilbert bring his other self along tonight."

"No it's okay." whispered Maddie as she let Matthew lead her out the building, "She wouldn't want to spend time with me anyway."

Matthew frowned at the others lack of confidence but didn't make a comment. They made there way out front silently; Matthew holding Madison's hand in support and Madison grasping on to him as if he were her anchor.

"Frog! Keep your hands to yourself!", yelled Arthur from inside the cab as Francis and his grabby hands joined him.

"Now now Arthur it's not nice to call the French frogs." Said Alice a she joined them in the back and Francoise took the front seat. Francis and Arthur looked at her in shock while Francoise checked her reflection in a hand mirror and rolled her eyes having heard the line 100 times.

Alice smirked as she buckled her seat belt and said to Arthur, "It's unfair to amphibians to compare them to the French."


And that's chapter 1! I'm already working on chapter 2 and optimistically it should be up in a day or two, but realistically I probably won't have time to post it till next Monday night; though, reviews help me write quicker because they let me know people are interested in the story besides myself!

Also I know some characters may have come off as a bit bitchy/ditsy/catty/vain/depressing but it was intentional. All will be explained Also the idea that if all the females wouldn't get along so well all the time comes from having lived in a sorority house. I've seen girls lie to keep best friends alone and single like themselves, steal people's boyfriends, cheat with a friend's boyfriend, lie to someone's face and then talk about them behind their back, and a bunch of other drama. But, at the end of the day we're all sisters so we forgive and learn to get along. That's the message I'm going for in the story. You know the whole script from the movie "Mean Girls" something like that, but the boys have a thing or two to learn too that will be reviled later!

Sorry for all the grammar mistakes. If it bothers you that much you can offer to be my beta :)

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