EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BLUEBERRY MUFFIN
VS
JESSICA
BEGIN
[BLUEBERRY MUFFIN]
ALRIGHT CHURCHY GIRL TIME TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
BEING A BITCH OVER BART IT LIKE BEING IN FIRST CLASS
DAMMIT GIRL I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I CAN READ MANY BOOKS THAN FUCK UP BART OR TWO
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE IS A EVIL SATAN LOOK
I WILL CUT YOUR PUSSY AND REPLACE THEM WITH A BOOK
IF YOU LOVE BART SIMPSON THEN WHY WEREN'T YOU IN THE EPISODES
WHERE BART FINDS HIS BITCHY GIRLS YOU ARE SUCH A HOE
[JESSICA]
OH DON'T BE SO HASTY YOU NERDY LITTLE FRUIT
LIVING IN STRAWBERRYLAND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IN A HOUSE SHAPE OF A MUFFIN
AS A MINISTER DAUGHTER YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAUSE TO SIN
ALL YOUR SLUTTY FRIENDS ARE JUST SO FRUITY AND BAD
LEARNING ABOUT EDUCATION MAKES ME WANNA KISS YOUR ASS
GO TO HELL LITTLE BITCH AND THEN STEP ASIDE
IF YOUR SHOW GET CANCEL THEN COMMIT SUICIDE
[BLUEBERRY MUFFIN]
OH I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE CHRISTAIN
YOU ARE STILL A ROONEY BITCH WHO STEAL AS A SIN
IN THE BEGINNING YOU HATED BART BUT THEN SOMETHING FUCK IT
AFTER BART GET DETENTION YOU WERE SO BULLSHITTED
MY SHOW IS BETTER EDUCATION HAD IT ALL
YOURS IS WAY TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IT AN EPIC FALL
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME IN THIS GODDAMN RAP
YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL IT THE TIME FOR ME TO WRAP
[JESSICA]
OH PLEASE BLUEBERRY DON'T BURST UP MY EARS
WHEN PUPCAKE POUNCES ON YOU HE WANT TO RAPE YOU HERE
MY SHOW IS BETTER YOURS IS JUST SO LAME
THE ONLY WORST PART IS THAT CRAPPY LITTLE GAME
DON'T BE A BLASPHEMY JUST BECAUSE YOUR SHOWS ARE BABIES
YOU'LL NEVER GET BOYS TO LIKE YOU LITTLE SLUTTY
I AM DONE WITH THIS RAP I'M GOING AWAY
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND HOPE THAT YOU'RE GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE