EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BUBBLES
VS
FLUTTERSHY
BEGIN
[BUBBLES]
ALRIGHT PONY BITCH LET ME RAP YOU WHAT I KNOW
ALL THE TIME YOU ACT SO SOFT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOE
DAMN YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS THEY ARE SO OVERRATED
RAINBOW DASH IS RAINBOW CRASH SHE'S THE ONE WHO I NEGLECTED
TWILIGHT IS A DORK AND PINKIE PIE A LESBIAN
EVEN WITH KILLING RAINBOW DASH IT A SIN
APPLEJACK IS FAT AND RARITY A MARSHMALLOW
THE ONLY CRAPPY PART IS YOUR SHITTY LITTLE SHOW
[FLUTTERSHY]
OH PLEASE WATCH THOSE LANGUAGE YOU LITTLE POWERPUFF
YOU ARE ALSO SENSITIVE YOU ARE NOT SO FUCKING TOUGH
EVEN WITH YOUR HARDCORE I AM STILL MORE ASSERTIVE
I THINK BLOSSOM IS A SMARTASS AND BUTTERCUP A BITCH
YOU MISSED YOUR TOY OCTI OH GROW UP YOU CUNT
CRYING ALL THE TIME MAKES YOU SMALLER THAN A RUNT
I'M AN ANIMALS CARETAKER YOU ONLY HAVE A WHALE AND A SQUIRREL
IT BULLSHIT TO THINK YOUR SHOW IS CALLED POWERPUFF GIRLS
[BUBBLES]
OH SURE CLUSTERSHY YOU THINKS YOU'RE SO CLEVER
YOU WERE SUCH A CRAZY BITCH GIVING JOB TO YOUR BROTHER
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING SCARING ANIMALS AWAY
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING GAY
IF YOU WERE SO KIND YOU WOULD STOP BEING SO SASSY
YOU CURSE THE WORD PEEVED WELL THAT WAS DISURBITING
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT GOT MORE VIOLENCE
THE ONLY THING IS LESS IS THAT SHITTY FRIENDSHIP
[FLUTTERSHY]
OH HUSH NOW BUBBLES NO NEED TO BE NEEDY
LYING TO PROFESSOR IS A SIN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO BITCHY
WITHOUT CHEMICAL X YOU WOULD BE A NORMAL LITTLE SLUT
YOUR RATING IS LOW MY RATING HAD A LOT
YOU WERE SO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT URINE AND TROUBLE
THE ONLY BADASS BAD GUY IS THAT ASSHOLE MOJO JOJO
I DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY TALK A LOT I'M GOING TO MY COTTAGE
YOU CURSE A LOT TOO WELL SEE YA LATER BITCH
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE