1. Tell him Zia is missing again
2. Take his Khopesh
3. Tell the initiates that Magic Problem Solving 101 is canceled
4. Whenever he is around you say 'look its Zia!'
5. When looks at you angry say 'she must've left'
6. Tell Lacy that Carter is available
7. When dueling him distract by saying 'I know you secret name'
8. Threaten him by saying you will use it
9. Offer him a Ginger ale with the label saying 'Old People Drink'
10. Then take A PICTURE
11. Use the picture as blackmail
12. Whenever he's around call him Chicken Man
13. Tell him You and Sadie look Nothing alike
13 ½. Wait! Scratch that. That will also annoy me
13 (redo). Tell him Zia is moving back to the first Nome
14. Tell him she leaving right now
15. When Zia summons fire around Carter sing This girl is on fire
16. Every time He tries to talk to Zia say 'Zia I need you'
17. Say 'Sadie is better than you' When he is in a good mood
17 ½. ( Because it is true)
18. Say Setne is free
19. Laugh at reaction
20. Turn off the TV with a universal remote when he want to watch TV
21. Say 'I know Percy Jackson'
22. Film his reaction
23. Say he has a bird brain
24. When he is giving a long boring speech Say 'Okay Junior Professor'
25. Say 'I want to like Sadie Kane!'
25 ½. (Because you should want to be like me. But you never will!) :D
P.S Use number 7-8, 9-10, and 21-22 as blackmail! (So he won't kill you.) ;)
"SADIE!" (That was Carter) O.O