Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, shape, or form.
Once again, I'm writing another story. This is the written version of a dream I had. I woke up in the middle of the night because I was laughing so hard. I doubt my version will be as funny, but I will try!
Warnings: boyxboy, stupid humor, complete OOC, and much much more!
"But Dad! I want that new car now! Why the hell won't you just give me the money for it?" A young man yelled. The young man's name was Sasuke Uchiha. At 22 years old, he lives with his parents in their large mansion. He has soft black hair and dark eyes, and features that made any man or woman swoon. He had one major flaw: he was a spoiled brat.
"Sasuke, I will NOT have you buying another car! It is a waste of money when you already have a brand new Mercedes!" his father, Fugaku screamed. "How did you grow up to be such a spoiled brat? You have no concern for the money you spend, or where it comes from! I've had it!"
Sasuke looked up at his father, "What do you mean?"
"I'm cutting all your credit cards and allowance." Fugaku told his son.
"What? How the hell am I supposed to live?" Sasuke screamed.
"You have to get a job." Fugaku explained. "Our company holds major stock in a summer camp. It looks good to support programs for children. I have made a few calls and you will be spending your summer there as a councilor."
"But Dad! That's not fair!" Sasuke pleaded.
"No, what's not fair is the advantages in life I have given you without making you earn them. That has not prepared you for the world. In real life, no one just gives you things, you have to earn it." The stern father said, placing a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "My mind is made up son, you have to do this. I suggest you start packing." With that, the intimidating man left the room so his son could sulk.
Sasuke stomped up the large staircase to his bedroom, and slammed the door like a 12 year old. "Stupid Dad, why can't he just give me what I want?" he asked the air. "I bet Itachi never had to go through shit like this! Dad has always liked him better."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. The knocker pushed open the door without waiting for a response. Sasuke looked up to find none other than his older brother, Itachi. "Hello little brother. What seems to have you upset today?" he said mockingly. Itachi Uchiha is a young man, 27 years old, who is also living in the large estate, and who looks almost exactly like his younger brother. The subtle differences being that his eyes were a slightly lighter shade, his hair was much longer, and he had very pronounced tear troughs that ran down his cheeks.
"Go away." Sasuke said moodily, reaching in his closet to find his suitcase. "Arg. I don't even know what to pack!" he grunted.
Itachi walked over and sat on the bed. "You know, little brother, packing for camp is easy!"
Sasuke glared at his brother. "You already know about that?"
"How could I not? You could hear the complaining for miles!" Itachi laughed.
"Humph" Sauske grunted, crossing his arms. "Ok, so, what should I pack?"
Itachi reached in his pocket and produced a printed piece of paper. "This is a list of ideas on what to pack from the camp's website. You should skip the sleeping bag for sheets though, you'll be there awhile and will want to be comfortable. Also, you might want to pack laundry detergent, seeing as you'll have to do laundry sometime in the two months that you're there." he teased.
Sasuke's mouth stood agape. "I have to do my own laundry? I don't know how to do that!" he yelled.
Itachi just laughed. "I'm sure someone there can show you how!" Itachi stood up and made his way towards the door, shutting it behind him.
Sasuke read through the sheet. "Ok, so, shorts, shirts, sheets, bug spray, ugg…I'll just give this to the maid to pack." He threw the paper down on top of the suitcase and left it by the door. "This is going to be the worst summer ever."
Alright! Slow start, but hey, it's longer than most of my first chapters! This story has the potential to be really funny, or just straight up bomb, but here I go anyway! I'd love to hear any ideas you all have!
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