Smashing Peaches

Peach walked down the cobblestone driveway on the way to the Smasher's Club. She had heard about it from Mario and it sounded interesting. Because Peach hated to be left out of things, she decided to see Mario, and find out if it was for her.

Her small white shoes made a muffled *clop, clop* sound against the cobblestones. It wasn't raining, but she twirled her trademark parasol behind her shoulder while humming a catchy little tune. As she stepped up the steps to the porch, she looked at the sign over the door.

"Smasherz Club"

Then she looked down to the doorknob where there was a smaller sign saying,

"Yo. It's da door."

She was a little appalled by the horrible spelling and grammar. Politely, she tapped on the wooden door.

No response.

Again she tapped.

Again, no response.

For a third time, she knocked.

And was greeted by…nothing.

Her face turned red and her anger arose. She softly laid down the parasol, and then KICKED THE DOOR DOWN VIOLENTLY!!

KABOOOM!!!

She grabbed her parasol and walked in the shack. As she entered, there was a set of stairs heading down. She stepped down the steps calmly, as if the door incident never happened. As she continued, there was another door that said,

"Yup, real door."

She knocked politely, and this time was greeted by Luigi.

"Mario! Your sweetie is here!!" said Luigi in an almost mocking way.

Mario ran to the door and pushed Luigi out of the way, who went stumbling into a table. Mario took her hand and kissed it as a greeting. This romantic action was greeted by the staring eyes of everyone in the room.

Peach, who seemed to not even care about the others, gave Mario a kiss on the cheek as a return. Suddenly, a loud, bellowing voice was heard in the background.

"Hey, why didn't you ever give me one of those!!"

Yep, it was the King of Koopas, Bowser.

Peach giggled. "Because you don't deserve one."

And throughout the room were people saying, "Ooooh." Not to mention Zelda who chimed in, "You got told!"

Mario guided her out of the doorway and sat her down at a table. He looked to her and asked, "What brings you here?"

Peach giggled again and responded quite quickly. "I want to join the Smashers."

Mario looked back at her, astonished. "Are you sure? It's tough."

"Why would I ask if I wasn't sure? Honestly, sometimes I think you underestimate me. Just teach me, okay?"

Mario was faced with the serious situation. His girlfriend asked him to do something he was capable of doing, but he feared for her safety.

"Okay, I'll teach you. But it's not easy, because you will need to complete many different stages of battle, and you will even be engaged in a melee where they are all teamed up against you. Only after you finish these tests, will you be permitted to be a real Smasher."

Peach gave Mario a big hug. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou! What do I do first?"

"Well, you will start out in a practice mode battle, to help you hone your skills."

Peach jumped up and down eagerly. "Against who?"

Mario looked around the room. "How about, Ness?"

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So ends chapter one. I can't say this will be very good, because I haven't been writing for awhile. But, I hope that this turns up OK, and if it does, then more chapters will come. If not, then I'll just trash the thing and ruin all my hopes and dreams of being a writer… okay maybe not that drastically. Just r/r please.