Hello readers , first some legal stuff; the following is a fan based parody. I don't own any of the following.

Dying sucks you know… I was just minding my own business when that driver just did not slow down near the zebra crossing. And here I am, cut in half, I can see my legs in a puddle of red liquid opposite of me. Just great, now I'm starting to lose consciousness. Just great!

Now I'm am drifting in an endless purple void. Just great. I can not see my body , I cannot feel anything . Great, I'm starting to get afraid. I feel like some wind is brushing past me. That means that I am moving . What can happen now?

Hey why is there a goat drifting happily in that endless void ? and a couple fo car for that matter? What the hell did I smoke? I'm pretty sure that I'm not hallucinating.

For goodness sake, I did have a shitty life, parents absent from my education, asshole of teachers whose main interest was to get paid, they didn't care about us pupil. My fellow weren't that white either, they dealed drugs.

I solemnly vow that I will take revenge on those asshole for that they did to me

Oh I see a flash of light, it burns….

Flash-forward a 2000 years later

What happened during that time?

Ok so after I got my conscious back, I was explained that I was a demon. You see the big bad red bats, with claws and horns … got that ? I later learned that each "newborn" was assigned a "mentor". My "mentor" was a lazy bun named Nara, a master in the art of manipulating his shadow.

What's strange is that people who experiences negative emotion when they die become demon.

He then explained our abilities to me , each one of us as the ability to throw blast of magic at the enemy. Pure, raw magic, without transformation, I just had to concentrate some magic on my hand, and throw it like a rock. Not very interesting.

He then thought me about element. My main if lighting, with a little of fire and arcane . Demon magic is based on imagination, meaning we can all create our own spells. I managed to use lighting in order to decrease my reaction time, and increase my speed. I can now go faster than sound at max speed. That is just an example

He also explained to me the concept of true form and human form.

Little history lesson: demons of old age needed to go and mix with human to have fun, as such they couldn't go in their horned 5 meters tall juggernaut form . So they made a simple spell that shift our global form between our "devil mode " and our "human mode"

For me my human form was the same as I was before dying : a skinny, 1.60m,dark haired, brown eyed, human male. Like my old human self. Just great, I look convincing, every single devil is taller with a full head than me. How can I kill them ? by making them die by laughing ?

The main concept behind the devil society is strength. Without strength you are nothing. No not nothing , less than nothing

The rest of those years I spend them training

Here is a journal of my progress

Years 10: I arrived at a small plane, the geography of demon world Is a bit anticlimactic. It is a bunch of island with each their own climate, quirk, towns capital, races…

Yeah, devil are not the main races in that world, there are also dark elves, high elves, blood elves… they are just some god forsaken tree-hugging, bowman.

Green skin are also present in that world, yeah you heard me, warmonging war-loving, whaagh!-loving ork. They are bloody annoying shouting whaagh at every single occasion

Years 320 :

Libraries is just the best place to learn interesting things. Just great now I learned of the multiverse. Meaning I have been reincarnated in another dimension's demon's world. Great. In that world there are also fairies. That dimension was founded at the beginning of time by a dragon, who created the entire dimension .

Years 1430:

A war erupted a thousand year ago. Due to my training, and being one of the few hardworking devil, I manage to earn the nickname "roaring lighting god" after I destroyed an entire army with a well placed lighting bolt. Most devil do not train and prefer spending their time peeking on girls with some windows out of that world. The point that was the origin of the war was :the first devil had a red hat or a green hat. Yes you heard me. A war that cost half of that dimension population due to such a stupid position. And I tell you devil are not stupid

Years 1535

The war finally finished, I managed to rise in ranks, due to my ability and killed one of the opposition leader. I became one of the strongest demon of our dimension . I'm still a virgin on another note.

Year 2000

Finally I became the strongest demon of the dimension. Well because I'm the only one left. One of our scientist had the interesting idea of making a holy bomb. Well that went well, the idea was setting it up, and it blows everything that doesn't have a light resistance high enough. Well, the only problem was the high enough. I was the only one who trained that aspect to try and correct one of our weaknesses. Did I mention that our scientist was a goblin?

Great now I just have to fly endlessly in the void that is now our world.

As I was flying, I was caught up in a portal