"Hey yall' and we're here with a new season of total drama! We have sixteen favorites fighting it out for the million! This year we are gonna have sixteen of our past contestants fighting it out for the million big ones!" Chris shows the case. "I'm bringing back people I like... To hurt!" He cackles. "First up we've got... Dirt eating delinquent, Scott!" Scott drops out of the plane. He hits the dock and crashes into the water. Chris laughs again. "Next we've got The duel-dater, cranky C.I.T. Courtney!

"Chris this is not in my contra...!" She hit the water.

"Next up we have the devilish deceiver... Heather!"

"Chris! You can't make me do another seas...! She slammed into the dock. She groaned in pain.

"Now Alejandro the Girl Overwhelmer!" Chris called out more names.

"Multiple Mike!" Chris called.

"Chris why!" Mike yelled out. "Dag nab it!" He turned into Chester for a second.

"Zoey the powerhouse!" Chris said loudly.

"Ah! Mike!" She dived after him.

"The bubble boy Cameron!" Chris called out again.

"I want my bubble! I want my bubble!" Cameron flailed around. Zoey went to help Cameron after getting Mike onto shore.

"The Scha-Dumb Lightning!" Chris called.

"Scha-Biggidy-Bang! Ha! Ha!" Lightning yelled as he triple flipped out of the plane into a dive, into the water.

"Jo the over-thinker!" Called Chris.

"I'm gonna win this time maggots!" Jo yelled coming down. "You hear!"

"Brick the brick-head!" Chris called.

"Hey Mike! Hey Zoey! Hey Cam...!" He was pushed out of the plane by chef because he forgot to jump. Brick hit his head and Zoey and Mike went after the unconscious Brick.

"Cody the clutz!" Chris called.

"Oh you'll pay for that Chris!" Sierra yelled. She dived in the water and swam after Chris.

"Yeah I'm no clutz!" Cody said. He tripped over his own shoelace.

"And the super-stalker Sierra!" Chris said hurriedly. "Chef restrain her quick!"

"On it!" Chef said. Chef jumped out of the plane.

"You'll pay Chris you will!" Sierra screamed as Chef dragged her away.

"Now for the lazy non-athlete Noah!" Chris yelled.

"Great a new season of this, how exciting!" Noah said sarcastically. He tripped out of the plane.

"Now for season one's winner Ow...!" Chris was cut off.

"Oh my gods! Noah I'm coming buddy!" Owen cannonballed. It splashed anyone.

"Great the fat rat is back." Heather said.

"We're also bringing back Staci for some reason she was a favorite!" Chris said.

"Yeah, and my great grandfather created helicopters. Before him people just...!" She also tripped.

"Finally last and least Ezikiel!" Chris called.

"Hey yo' I'm back in the club and ready to wi-w-woah!" He fell off the helicopter too.

"Now that we have our cast we're gonna create teams! Right after the first confessional of everyone! Throughout each episode everyone must do at least one confessional!" Chris said. Everyone groaned. "No teams yet! Got it?"

*IN THE CONFESSIONAL*

Mike: "Okay so far this sucks. At least Zoey, Brick and Cam are back. I can't forget how he saved us to get booted off."

Zoey: "I hope Mike still likes me! After Season five I was hoping we could go out. Thing is I live in California and he's in Florida!"

Brick: "I think Mike, Zoey and Cameron are all gonna be good with me. Thing is, I didn't leave em behind. That's my motto never leave a man beh...!" He fell into the toilet. "Okay this time I didn't wet my pants okay mom!"

Cameron: "It's great that my friends are back, I just feel vulnerable here, because I was the winner of Revenge of The Island. People are going to be targeting me."

Heather: "Most of the people here have been through one season. I've been through three. Whatever team I'm on I'll control by dinner. I don't like Alejandro any more. Not that I ever did! Do-Over!"

Alejandro: "Heather is more beautiful than ever. After season five I nearly knew she loved me and still does! Ha!"

Scott: "Courtney, she's so pretty. I mean no! Turn this off!" Scott face-palms himself

Courtney: "Sure Scott's cute. A million dollars is better though. I still like him a little." She blushes. "A lot. I mean give me the tape! Re-Do!"

Staci: "Yeah my great-great grandmother invented porta-potties. Before her people just...!" Someone threw a rock at her. "Ow! What was that for!"
Scott yelled at her. "Shut it! We don't care!"

Zeek: "Yo Yo Yo! I'm back baby!"

Lightning: "This year that twerp Cameron's gonna get crushed! He won last year. How!" Lightning starts crying.

Noah: "This sucks! I'm back again!" Noah spits out a starfish. He throws up at the sight.

Owen: "There's a funny smell in here. Oh look peach juice!" He drinks what Noah threw up.

Sierra: "Chris you are gonna get a beat-down for this! You hear!"

Cody: "I kinda like it here. Sierra was actually pretty nice to me overall. I might actually like Sierra if she quits sniffing my shoes and everything weird."

Jo: "I'm gonna control everyone here! I am going to be the number one villain on this island! Mwah-ha-ha!"