Warning: Terrible jokes inside. Proceed with caution.
Disclaimer: I do not own Storm Hawks. All props go to Nerd Corps.
(The audience claps as a girl with blue hair and green eyes runs on to the stage. She sets in the centre seat with five seats on either side and a table with snacks in front of the chairs)
Blue: Hi guys. Welcome to 'Ask Them Anything' with me, Blue. This is the fanfiction were you ask weird questions and characters answer them. Now would you please put your hands together for the Storm Hawks (Aerrow with Radarr on his shoulder, Piper, Finn, Stork and Junko walk in, waving at the audience and looking self-conscious. They take the seats on the left)
Aerrow: Um why are we here?
Blue: Because I managed to trick you all into coming you.
Aerrow: How?
Blue: Well, I used a cardboard cut out of the Dark Ace to get you to come into the waiting room.
Stork: What about Junko and Finn?
Blue: I laid a trial of sandwiches for Finn and Junko. Piper followed them saying that it was a bad idea to eat strange sandwiches.
Junko: And Stork?
Blue: Actually, this was his idea.
Piper: Really?
Blue: No. I trained mind worms to chase him in here.
Stork: Humph. (Sulks in his seat)
Aerrow: We aren't staying here any longer. Junko?
(Junko gets up and starts his knuckle busters. Blue offers him Doritos. Junko sits back down and starts to eat them)
Piper: Was that wise?
Blue: I don't know but I don't really like Doritos.
Finn: Hey can I ask a question?
Blue: That's the point of the show.
Finn: Who are the other five seats for?
Blue: Ah... (Shifts in seat uncomfortably) This is the awkward part. May I introduce the other five guests?
Junko: (With his mouth full) Is it B.A.R.F.?
Blue: No, that's disgusting. Why would I bring in barf?
Aerrow: You brought carrot sticks.
Blue: Touché. And now, here are the other five guests: The Bad Guys.
(The Dark Ace, Cyclonis, Ravess, Snipe and Commander Chicken Feather walk in. Chicken Feather waves to the crowd. No one waves back. All The Bad Guys take a seat on the right side)
Piper: Chicken Feather isn't a bad guy. He's a Talon who can't think of his own name.
Blue: Yeah well I needed a fifth person and a comedic twist. Chicken Feather fits the bill.
Stork: You invited Cyclonians.
Blue: Technically I tricked Cyclonians into coming.
Dark Ace: No you didn't.
Audience: Oh yes she did.
Blue: This is not a pantomime people.
Finn: If you weren't tricked then why are you here?
Blue: He was tricked. I lured him here with a cardboard cut out of Aerrow.
Aerrow: (sarcastically) Aww, Dark Ace I'm touched.
Dark Ace: In the head.
Snipe: Nice comeback (Dark Ace and Snipe high five)
Piper: Does that even make sense?
Blue: I'm not sure. Do you want to know I tricked Cyclonis into this?
Audience: Yes.
Cyclonis: No!
Blue: I said this isn't a pantomime. I lured her here with a card board cut out of-
Finn: Me.
Blue: No, Radarr. (Radarr looks confused). Actually that was how I got Chicken Feather in here as well.
Junko: (spraying crumbs all over Ravess): Why did you follow Radarr, Chicken Feather?
Chicken Feather: Because I wanted payback for my Doom-Laden-Weather-Balloons-Of-Doom.
Snipe: Even I thought those were stupid.
Junko: (spitting more crumbs over Ravess) So Cyclonis why did you follow Radarr?
Cyclonis: I wanted to dissect him. (Radarr hides behind Aerrow. Aerrow stands up offended. Dark Ace stands up to protect Master Cyclonis)
Blue: Guys, sit back down.
Aerrow and Dark Ace: Why should we?
(Blue and the audience put on ear protectors and Blue flicks switch on her chair. Finn's 'rock' is played at max volume through a hidden speaker. Everyone falls to their knees in agony except for Finn who does air guitar in time)
Blue: Had enough?
(No-one can hear her)
Blue: Oh right. (Flips off the switch. Blue and the audience take of their ear protectors) Had enough?
Storm Hawks and The Bad Guys: Yes!
Finn: Put the rock back on.
Everyone: No!
Finn fangirls: Yes!
Blue: This is your final warning.
Stork: So how did you catch Ravess?
Blue: I stole Master Cyclonis's spare cloak and ordered Ravess to go into the waiting room.
Aerrow: So why didn't we see them?
Blue: Because there are two waiting rooms. I thought putting everyone in the same room might have ended with disastrous consequences.
Snipe: Another waiting room?
Blue: Don't think about it, Snipe. You'll hurt yourself. Have a peanut butter and jam sandwich.
Finn: Huh?
Blue: It's British for peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Snipe: (mouth stuck together with peanut butter) Mph!
Ravess: Thank you for shutting up my brother.
Junko: (spraying Dark Ace with Doritos crumbs) What about Snipe?
Piper: I'm guessing you laid another trail of sandwiches for him.
Blue: You are the smart one.
Aerrow: So why are we here?
Stork: Where did you get so many cardboard cut outs?
Finn: And why hasn't Snipe run out of sandwiches and Junko ran out Doritos?
Blue: In reverse order, Finn, this is fanfiction. I can make the Raptors appear. (Snaps fingers. Repton and Leugey materialize)
Repton: What?
Blue: And disappear again. (Snaps fingers again. The Raptors disappear) So a never ending plate of peanut butter and jam-
Finn: Jelly.
Blue: Whatever. A never ending plate of sandwiches and a never ending bowl of crisps-
Finn: What?
Audience: Shut up!
Blue: Never ending food is not a big deal. And Stork I got the cardboard cut outs from the internet.
Aerrow: Seriously?
Blue: You would be surprised what you can buy on Ebay. And to answer your question Aerrow I brought you all here to answer a few questions.
Ravess: Yes, no, all of the above, an Infinity Stone, you can't prove it. Can we go now? (Stands up to leave)
Blue: No. Now sit down or I'll turn on Finn's (air quotes) rock (air quotes) again. (Ravess pales and sits down)
Aerrow: What if Finn misbehaves?
Blue: Then I turn on easy listening music.
Finn: The horror! And what are crisps?
Blue: British for chips. Here's the thing: anyone who reads this, reviews and puts in questions for you in their reviews. I read out the questions and you answer them. Oh and you may be occasionally mobbed by fangirls. (View moves so you can see the audience and the screaming fans)
Aerrow fangirls: We love you Aerrow.
Dark Ace fangirls: We love you Dark Ace.
Piper fans: Piper rules.
Finn fangirls: Rock on.
Master Cyclonis fans: Master Cyclonis for president.
Ravess fans: Ravess for vice president.
Stork fangirls: Doom! Mindworms! Hurray!
Junko fans: Break something Junko.
Radarr fans: Aww Radarr is so cute.
Snipe fan monkeys: Grunt
Chicken Feather: Where are my fans?
Blue: You don't have any.
Chicken Feather: Do you?
Blue: I'm not a cartoon.
Finn: So that's a no then?
Blue: Yeah, pretty much. So we accept any questions for any of the people here. All ships welcome.
Cyclonis: Why are you talking about boats?
Blue: I mean pairings.
Finn: Are you speaking British again?
Blue: Yeah sure. Reviewers are also asked to bear in mind that this is a T rated fanfic, so no questions above that.
Finn: What?
Blue: I am not explaining.
Chicken Feather: Why does the blue squirrel have more fans than I do?
Radarr fans: Because he's cooler.
Blue: It's true. (Radarr sticks his tongue out at Chicken Feather. Chicken Feather starts sulking. Nobody cares) Don't forget to post your questions.
AN: I think I've pretty much said it all. Please try and come up with some questions and PM me or put them in the review.