So got a bit better at writing, and had this to publish. Hm.. I like the next chapter better, more action.
*But do read the note towards the end of the story!
WARNINGS/DISCLAIMER: Dont own anything but the plot, and Karkat has a dirty mouth at times WILL BE RATED M for later chapters maybe..Its going to be kind of graphic.
Summary:
John decides a vacation would be nice, and suggests Disney World... What is wrong with that? EVERYTHING for Karkat. Not only is he forced to tag along with his annoying friends, but also he will have to put up with his feelings when things start to get a little hotter than the summer sun.
Chapter One- Sanity
Karkat was sitting on the couch stuffing his mouth with some food John forced him to eat. He had to admit it tasted good for wriggler consumables. What was it, Piz-ah? He shrugged it off and stuffed another slice into his mouth staring at the rolling credits of a movie. He quickly looked at the door he boarded up. He scowled as he remembered what happened early this morning.
~Flash back~
"MAKE THURE FIISH FUCK IITH NOT TOUCHIING MY THTUFF!" Sollux was running around his hive gathering suitcases, resisting the urge to throw them at a certain seaweller. "Wwhatever Sol,wwhy the fuck wwould I touch your rub-" Eridan was cut off by a flying bag to the face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOKSNIFFER." Karkat had it with his "friends". He had enough of them a few times a week, but now John and his bright ideas, made it worse suggesting everyone needed a break and since it was summer; it was the perfect time to take one.
So now he was going to be tormented even more than he was before. He looked back at the text John sent him and sighed.
EB: Hey! We are going on vacation! Tell the others, it will be fun! Everyone is going to tag along. Be sure to pack up.
Love, John
P.S- No homo.
Karkat groaned as he threw the phone while falling back onto the floor. The last part pissed him off the most.
~End of flash back~
"Yo motherfucking best friend.." Karkat jumped as he heard a voice near the window, or in the window to be exact. Gamzee sat on the edge smiling with a bag over his shoulder. He had a habit of climbing through windows a lot, Karkat needed to remind himself to lock them this time around. Last time he woke up to Gamzee staring at him, apparently he watched Karkat sleep.
"THE FUCK. DON'T DO THAT." Karkat sat back up throwing the rest of the pizza at his morial's face. Gamzee honked and licked it off. "You ready to go brother? Everyone is down stairs. And I should warn you if you don't-"
"Then what? Egbert is going to fry my think pan with nonsense? No wait, he is going to coo over that stupid wriggler he loves so much, and then complain that he isn't "homosexual"? OH NO WAIT IS HE-"
Karkat was interrupted when a slam sounded against his door, knocking it off its hinges. "Sorry for being late, I had to find the iron, and guess where that was!" Karkat death glared Vriska as she casually walked in uninvited. "THE FIRE!" She laughed manically as she threw her bag down and sat on top of Karkat. "GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU SAD SOCIAL DRAMATIC TRAINWRECK." He growled as he pushed against her back. "Oh Karkaaaaaaat...I would, but you're sitting on the bed. You're taking all the room." She shoved the poor troll onto the floor having Gamzee pull him up to his feet.
"IT'S MY FUCKING BED AND YOUR METALIC EXPERIMENTAL ASS HAS TO GET OFF." She giggled as she jumped up and started to walk out. "It's boring anyways; it lacks "Sexy"... And be downstairs in few, the human said we are to leave for some airport."
Karkat threw his pillow trying to aim at her, but missed. He heard her laugh down the hall, making his anger flare even more.
~Line Break~
"SHUT THE SHELL UP ERIDAN, OR I WILL INPALE YOU WITH MY TRIDENT." Feferi pushed Eridan away from her again. "I wwould like that, as long as it's you that's doing it baby." He lunged forward with kissy faces. "GO GLUB YOURSELF." She smacked Eridan with one of the laying bags on the floor; it turning out to be Gamzee's bag, for Eridan was soon soaked with slime and Faygo. Eridan gaged as he attempted to shake it off. "Whath wrong fiish diick? Thought you liiked beiing wet?" Sollux smirked as he poked fun on how he wasn't much of a seaweller.
Karkat lingered on the staircase watching another fight unfold. He watched as Gamzee rushed over, cradling his bag with Eridan slap fighting Sollux. "Fucking dumbass." Karkat glanced around one last time to find everyone else either not there yet, or in some other room. He couldn't blame them, not even a minute and his think pan hurt. He sat up and went back upstairs to look for the prankster.
~In John's room~
"And my daughter needs plenty of love and attention. Okay Dirk?" Dave sat on the bed while watching his bro and John talk about parenting. Dirk nodded and petted the lizard softly. "He might be stupid, but he's not dumb." Dave turned to look at his brother still petting the thing. "Oh don't worry Dave, Lil Cal will help me." Out of nowhere he pulled out the puppet, causing Dave to flip his shit.
"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME DAMN IT!" Dirk threw it at his brother only to get it thrown back. "He loves you Dave!" Dirk's eyes held a gleam in them behind the shades. "WHY ?! HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE THAT..THAT DEMON."
John couldn't help but giggle as he watched the scene unfold. "You hurt his feelings; now give him a kiss, Dave. Here, I can help." Dirk started to chase his bro around the room, with Dave ending on top of the ceiling fan.
Karkat let out a grunt, signaling he was present in the room. John stopped giggling and turned around with a goofy smile plastered on his face.
"Hey Karkat! You ready to have some fun in the sun?" Karkat bit back an insult and looked off. "Whatever fuckass.." John's smile faded a bit as he stared at Karkat. "What?" Karkat stared back knitting his brows slightly. The prankster shook his head and grabbed Karkat's hand. "You need help with packing? Let's go, we are leaving soon!"
~At the airport, boarding on the plane~
After Eridan's countless flirting with the flight attendants, they made it on the plane. Gamzee sat in the first row followed by Tavros and Nepeta. The second contained Eridan, Sollux, Feferi, and Terezi with Vriska. The last one seated Dave, Rose, John, and Karkat in that exact order.
Poor Karkat hated planes; he nervously glanced around before take-off. He watched as people buckled up and put their bags in the spaces for storage. "Hey bro, are you okay? You look paler than usual." Rose jabbed Dave in the sides and proceeded to talk for him. "What he means is, do you have a fear of heights? If so, John would you be kind enough to settle him down?" Karkat was too shaken up to say anything; he just only looked at Rose in a pleading matter.
'Not the fuckass, he's the reason I'm on this thing.' Karkat cursed as John turned to face him. He smiled his buck tooth smile and patted Karkat's leg. "It's going to be fine; we will be back on the ground soon." Karkat started to gather his voice. "Easier said than done fuckass."
The announcement blared throughout the speakers as they readied for take-off. "Please put on your seat belts and stay in your seats. We are now taking off." Shortly the plane started and lifted off the ground. Karkat gripped the chair he was in, nearly ripping out the fluff.
John placed his hand on Karkat's in a friendly manner. "It's okay Karkat. Relax" The plane made a whooshing sound as it finally rose into the air. Karkat quickly grabbed John's hand, squeezing it tight. John noticed this and squeezed back. He couldn't help but feel butterflies in his stomach; he pushed the feeling away thinking it was just because of all what was happening.
After Karkat calmed down, he looked down at his hand intertwined with the other boy's. He blushed has he pushed the hand away. "Don't need your pity Egbert." John laughed but that ended as he saw the blush creeping on the other's face. "You okay Karkat? Your face is red, are you coming down with a fever?" He reached to put his hand on the troll's face. Said troll went on a spazz attack until John back away. "DON'T FUCKING FONDLE ME EGBERT!" John raised his hands in defense. "Karkat I told you I'm not homosexual!" Karkat growled as he lunged across the seat to attack.
Meanwhile, a certain kitten loving troll was glancing behind her. She purred slightly as she scribbled down pictures on pieces of paper. She giggled when an attendant had to break them up. She noted Karkat's face was still red, and John had a few scratches from claws on his chin.
'Karkitty, do you flush for the human?' She silently thought to herself and sighed going back to her work.
So how was it?, the next chapter is going to put Karkat in some trouble and more fun things are going to happen. Reviews get the story going faster!
IMPORTANT: The story will be updated in the next 5 days from when this is posted; or as the weekend. But more reviews may speed things up since the story ready to go in the docs.
Preview of Ch. 2 – Disney Disaster:
"FUCK OFF EGBERT." He forcefully slammed the human against the wall. He hated this place and wanted to go home. The walking earth animal suits scared the shit out of him. Not only that, he was forced to wear ears with a fucking bow that made his mood worsen.
He was taken by surprise when John lunged towards Karkat in a fail attempt to settle him down. "Karkat! Stop this!" The troll froze when hands brushed the base of his horns. 'Fuck…' Karkat's thoughts raced as his pulse quickened. They both sat there silently, as heat rushed to Karkat's face and pooled downward.
He had to get out of there fast.