WARNING: THIS STORY MAY OFFEND SOUTHERNERS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING MADE FUN OF FOR SAYING THINGS LIKE "Y'ALL" DON'T READ ANYMORE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

This is my first Fan Fiction, so I know it's not really good. Andrea (My Dog Ate my Penname) and a few of my other friends also helped. Hope you like it, leave a comment if you do, you just hate it, or if you want to take your anger out on me and my story.

LuLu's Journal, June 21, 2004:

As you probably already know, there is this spoiled little girl named Holly Diff who thinks that she's good at everything. She decided that she's an "excellent" actress and an "amazing" singer, so she pursues that as a career. She lands the lead on a retarded show called "Liza McGire" and then gets a fan-base of girls under the age of ten (the stupid years). So then once her show is about half-way over, she wakes up one day and says "I wanna be a singer today!" and then makes a stupid album that was only bought by her "tween" following.

Well I've had enough of this crap. This spoiled little brat doesn't deserve to get this success. She makes more money than the President! That is just wrong! So I devised a plan to get rid of this girl and give to way better singers and actors to have their time in the spotlight. Holly Diff will be in and out of the spotlight faster than Hanson.

"BUZZ!" went LuLu's alarm at 3:00 AM, bright and early. This was her big day, the start of her adventure to murder Holly Diff. She got dressed, took a shower, and ate breakfast. Then at 4:00 AM she called her good friend FiFi.

LuLu and FiFi both shared a hate for Holly Diff. They had been planning to murder her for quite some time now, and they were very happy that the day had finally arrived. They both also shared a hate for their names. Their philosophy is "those who were named after dogs make nicknames." So LuLu calls herself Emulander (Don't ask, will be explained later) and FiFi calls herself Shananigagger (Same with this one).

"Hey Shani!" Emulander said happily, "Time to go to the train station."

"Jeez, Emu, not everyone gets up at 3:00 AM everyday," Shananigagger said, half-awake. "Can we please take a later train?"

"Fine, there's one at 6:00 AM, we'll take that one, but we'll be way behind schedule."

"I don't care, just please let me sleep!"

"Ok, bye FiFi," Emu hung up the phone. Now she had two hours to kill until that train leaves. She grabbed her trusty backpack and loaded it with snacks, money, her cell phone, and a map. She also grabbed her duffel bag which she had already loaded with clothes, toiletries, etc. the night before.

"This is gonna be a great trip," Emu said to herself. "My dream is finally gonna come true. The Diff will be dead."

She looked at the clock. It was 5:30 AM. "I better leave now," Emu thought. She grabbed her stuff and then walked out the door.

About twenty minutes later, she arrived at the train station. But where was FiFi? "Uh, oh," LuLu said to herself, "We're gonna miss the train!"

At 6:01 AM, Shananigagger arrived at the train station, just like she always does, a minute late. She was dragging a big rolly-luggage bag, and had her dark-brown hair pulled back. She was wearing a long coat and dark sunglasses.

"SHANANIGAGGER!" Emulander yelled, "Why are you late?"

"Uh, I kinda overslept."

"But you already made us miss the 4:00 AM train!"

"Don't worry; I'll get us alternate transportation." Shani sneaked over to a truck, right after the owner went into the station. She high jacked it, and quickly put their stuff in it.

"But Shananigagger, you can't drive," LuLu yelped.

"Well I just figured out how to high jack a truck, so how hard can driving be?" They jumped into the car, and surprisingly, Shani was a pretty good driver.

They drove for a few hours and arrived at Houston, Texas, the Duff's hometown at 5:00 PM. They jumped out of the car and went into a truck-stop diner.

"Ok, just get a burger Shani, and PLEASE make it fast."

"Well sorry that I didn't get up early and have time to eat breakfast."

"Look, this is gonna be a long trip, so I don't wanna ruin it by getting into a fight."

"Ok, fine." They walked into the diner and took a seat in a booth. Then, a slightly overweight middle-aged woman with long blonde hair (which looked like it was dyed with cheap drug-store stuff), walked up to them.

"Hey, ladies I'm Yolanda Nimbicle, your waiter for today. What are y'all gonna be having?"

"Um…I'll just have a Pepsi," Emu said.

"And I'll have a burger, fries, and a chocolate milkshake," said a very hungry Shananigagger.

"Ok, it'll be done in a few minutes," Yolanda said. She walked into the kitchen to place their orders.

"So did you finish your plan for how we're gonna murder her?" LuLu asked.

"Well I decided that we'll frame Michel Johnson for it."

"Why?"

"Well he deserves to go to jail. He got away with molesting like a zillion boys."

"But what would his motive be?"

"Um…he hated her?" FiFi guessed.

"I'll think of one. You worry about how we'll frame him."

"Mmkay."

Their food arrived, and Emu and Shani ate quickly. They left a tip, then left. "Bye, Yolanda," Emulander yelled.

"Y'all come back, ya hear?" she replied.

They hopped into the truck and drove into the center of town, and then jumped out of the car to find a hotel.

"AAAAHHHH!" screamed LuLu, she fainted from fear. She had just seen the scariest thing in the world, two young girls, about twelve, wearing "I Love Holly Diff" t-shirts.

"What…AAAHHH!" Shani just saw something even scarier, a Holly Diff museum. She also fainted.

What has happened to our heroes? Will they be ok? Will they ever murder Holly Diff? You'll have to see the next chapter to find out!