DISCLAIMER: Any characters in this story named after real people are actually just Mii Fighters and aren't the real people. Since they are all miis, no real person makes an appearance in this story and it therefore does not violate any guidelines.

AN: Hello, everyone! I just had a really weird idea for a story. You could think of it as a Canada Day gift to everyone, although it is over a month past the holiday, BUT JUST PRETEND! WARNING: Do not read this fic if you like Donald Trump. You won't be happy. This fanfic is based in the universe of The Hot Topic Krew, a story by MerchantAnna. Be sure to check out that story before this one. (And if you somehow haven't realized it, THIS IS A PARODY!) I'm not sure how long I'll make this, but it'll probably be a few chapters long. Here we go!

Chapter 1: Entering Cananada

Pittoo was happily sleeping at home, dreaming of edgy anime, when he was suddenly awoken by an loud noise. "What the fuck is this," he edged because he's gothic but secretly a weeb. He had anime posters all over his room, but he painted skulls on them to make them edgy.

After opening the door, he saw his parents Palutena and Icarus playing on their guitars, with Green de la Bean on the drums. Palutena, Icarus, and Bean were all in a relationship together and they also had their own band called Icarus and the Greens (much to Pittoo's horror). "Wtf is going on?!" questioned Dark Pit.

"Guess what, Pittoo!" exclaimed Palutena. "We're going to CANADA!"

"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT PITTOO!?" screeched Pit, jumping out from behind the couch. "I finally get to go to the true greatest country in the world! OOOOOO CAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

"Our band is having a concert in Ottawa, and since it's summer, you two are coming with us!" said Icarus.

"BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I was going to hang out with the Krew! We were going to watch anime BUT ONLY THE EDGY ONES!"

"Don't worry!" yelled Pit. "We're going to have sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun in Canada, and maybe even meet the Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau!"

Pit used to be obsessed with America, but after Donald Trump ruined his faith in America, he decided that his new true love is the beautiful and friendly country of Canada. Trudeau is his idol, and he has posters of him all over his room.

"OH MY GOLLY I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO CANADA! Or should I say I JUSTIN can't wait! I mean that as in Justin Trudeau, not Bieber, since Bieber is a total hoser!"

"Fuck no, I'm not going to Canada because of some shitty concert!"

"Language, Pittoo!" said Palutena.

"You friccin moron," Bean said to Pittoo. "We're going to Canada whether you like it or not."

"Fuck you, bean."

"Well, fuck you too, Pittoo."

"Calm down, guys! We need to stay positive-icus!" said Icarus doing the Icarus dance. The Icarus dance is so beautiful that even someone as edgy as Pittoo can't disobey him when he's doing it.

"Anyway, Cananada is the bestest place ever!" said Pit. "This is going to be the best day ever, eh? And we'll be there just in time for Canada Day! Hopefully something horribly bad doesn't happen while we're there, like someone trying to take over Canada. But that is so unlikely to happen!"

"Look, our van just arrived!" cannolied Icaru-san which is what Icarus is called in Japan.

"Now let's get oot of here, eh?"

Luigi was driving the van, as he is the driver for Icarus and the Greens "Come-a on-a in-a, everyone! Let's-a go!" Everyone piled into the van, with the angle twins sitting in the back.

"Okay," said Palutena. "Each person can have two hours to choose their own music!"

On the ride, Pit chose all Canadian music, such as the hits of Robin Sparkles like "Let's Go To the Mall." Pittoo chose anime music like Snow Halation and Renai Circulation, but added in curse words so everyone would think that he's still edgy (he's not). Palutena played "We Are Number One" and its hundreds of variations, and Icarus had everyone listen to kazoo covers of the Star Wars soundtrack. And finally, Bean played music so loud that everyone else had to wear noise-cancelling headphones to keep from going deaf, while people driving beside the group gave them weird looks.

The angle family neared the border, opening the window for the border patrol guy. "Good-a afternoon, officer!" said Luigi cheerfully.

"Bonjour," he said because he was from Quebec. "Could you tell me ze people in ze car right now, mon amie?"

"All-a right-a officer! I-a am Luigi, and-a here-a we have-a my friend-a Palutena, her-a boyfriends Icarus and-a Bean, and-a their sons-a Pit and-a Pittoo!"

"And what are you going into ze country for?"

"We-a are going for a concierto! Icarus, Palutena, and-a Bean are-a part of-a band Icarus and-a the Greens! I'm-a their driver!"

"Okay, mon amie. Could I see ze passports of each person?"

"Wait, WE NEED A PASSPORT!?" yelled Palutena in horror.

"Sacre bleu! If you don't have your passport, you can't enter Canada!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1" screeched Pit in horror.

"Do you at least take bribes," said Icarus frantically.

"Non, I will not take ze money bribes, but I may take sexual bribes, oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!" he Frenched while winking at Bean.

"Dammit, not again," said Bean.

And so Palutena, Icarus, Pit, and Pittoo awkwardly sat in the car as Bean banged the border patrol guy outside so they could enter Canada.

A FEW MINUTES LATER:

"Okay, I'm back," said Bean.

"Wait," Pit said thoughtfully. "That means...WE'RE ALMOST IN CANADA OH MY GOSH DARN GOLLY, YES!1111111" The acute angle ripped off his normal clothes to reveal that he was wearing a Mountie outfit under it.

"Wtf were you wearing that the whole time?"

"Yes. AND NOW WE'RE ALMOST THERE!1 OH MY GOODNESS LOOK THE BORDER IS RIGHT THERE!111111" And then the car passed through the Canadian-American bordello. "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 WE'RE THERE WE'RE THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!111111111"

"Calm the fuck down, Pit."

"I can't calm the heck down, I'M IN CANADA!" Pit ripped open his Mountie jacket to reveal that he was wearing a Justin Trudeau t-shirt under it and then took out a jar of maple syrup. "I can't wait to tour Ottawa!"

"GROAN," descriped Pittoo.

MEANWHILE in Washington D.C.:

"Master Trump, I have some news for you," said this wimpy old homophobe.

"What is it, Pence?"

"Our evil plan to TAKE OVER CANADA will now go into place!"

"Wonderful! I can't wait to have control of those wimps, as LORD TRUMP, EMPEROR OF THE WORLD!"

AN: I hope you enjoyed this chapter, almost much as I enjoy punching Tim in the face. You better not leave any negative reviews on this fanfic, Tim, as I'll know it's you. I have a question for everyone: who should I ship Pit with in this fanfic? Please tell me in the comments! Also, a huge thanks to MerchantAnna and GeneralDarkPit, authors of The Hot Topic Krew, the inspiration to this story! So, will Pit be able to save Canada, or will it be taken over by Trump? (cough cough the title gives it away cough) Stay tuned to find out!