Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera and I do not own any of these quizzes either.

A/N: Warning! Erik is terribly ooc'd in this. Anyway, enjoy!

The Phantom of the Opera vs. Online Quizzes

"Finally! Wasted enough bloody time just trying to get this thing set up!" Erik sighed as he clicked on the Internet symbol. Yes, the famed Phantom of the Opera had finally decided to buy this new contraption known as a computer.

For a while he just surfed, cursing all the perverted pop-ups that happened to block his way. Eventually he came to a site known as Quizilla. He gathered after one test that this site made quizzes. He was curious to see if there were any quizzes about him or the opera (he had also come in contact with fanfiction . net which only caused his eye to twitch).

He clicked one randomly. It was titled: "What Phantom of the Opera character are you?" So he took it.

"Let's see… do you have a tail…?" Erik read aloud in confusion. He glanced through the answers and finally picked, 'Who wants to know?' No one needed to know that Erik wore tails in his spare time.

"If you were walking down the street and you happen to find someone's wallet with money in it, but no ID. What would you do?" He ended up picking, 'I would keep it. I need the money any way. Besides who would find out?' It was true he did need the money. Those lousy managers still hadn't given him the month's twenty thousand francs.

Erik read the next question and knew his choice immediately. 'White or pink or oh I don't know.' Not many people knew that the dear Phantom's favorite color was actually pink and neither would they know. It was kind of hard to be an Opera Ghost when people knew your favorite color was pink.

He picked the second answer for the next question asking what type of music he preferred. 'Oh there are so many types of music it is hard to decide. I like to sing does that count?' True, the first answer of, 'Dark Classical and of course Christine' would've done well, but he liked more than that.

"If you were an animal what would you be?" Erik read. "Why would I want to be an animal when I could be a human?" He asked out loud. So he chose, 'I would be a human.'

When it asked what his ideal job would be he chose, 'A policeman.' All he wanted was a normal life after all.

It asked him to describe himself in a few words so he chose, 'Makes your own rules, loving, mysterious, talented, obsessed.'

He pressed the submit button and waited for it to load. His eyes took up half of his face when he saw the result. Instead of getting himself he got…

…

"WHAT THE HELL? CHRISTINE?" He yelled, his voice echoing around the cave. Fuming, he read the result, which said:

'You are most like Christine, Very sweet, a little clueless, and undeceive, but sweet and besides looks makeup for what ever important attributes you are missing. I would marry rich and hope for the best.'

He quickly got off of the horrid site still utterly appalled at the fact that he got Christine. Soon he found another quiz-like site called, memegen . net. "Surely, this one will be better." He assured to himself and looked up 'Phantom of the Opera' in search. He clicked on one called, 'Which Phantom Icon are you?' With a name like that how bad could it be?

He filled in his name, age, and whether or not he was emotional. Then he clicked on the button below it and let it load. He stared at the screen angrily. First of all the icon of which was labeled 'Your Christine –hearts- Phantom icon is...' did not load, second the one labeled, 'Your Christine hearts- Raoul (AH! YUCK!) icon is...' did load and all it pretty much showed was Raoul's face, and then third the icon labeled, 'your random phantom goodness icon is...' showed that actor Gerard Butler 'unmasked' staring at the musical monkey box with the words 'Masquerade' written in the corner.

"I don't think I'll be taking any more of those icon test things." He mumbled to himself.

So he searched some more and finally clicked on one called, 'Which role will you play in Phantom?' He filled in the information (name, age, vocal range, sex) and got the result of:

Role- Piangi

How many performances- 10

Box office draw- nothing

"Deep breaths, Erik. Just remember, deep breaths." After convincing himself not to go out and find the maker of this quiz and Punjab them he surfed some more. After about an hour or so he found yet another annoying quiz site. This one going by the name of QuickKwiz. He clicked on one named, 'Phantom of the Opera love quiz" out of curiosity.

All he had to fill out was his name. These were his results.

You are in love with- Piangi

You were caught in the curtain with- 'Passarino'

You've had this many opera lovers- 90

You usually sit in box #6

The person who is secretly in love with you is- Firmin

You were caught on the roof with- Meg

With a powerful growl Erik tore the cords for the computer from the wall, picked up the awful machine, and then dropped it in the lake. "Erik, this never happened." He whispered to himself. He walked and picked up his Punjab lasso off in much need of relieving stress.

A/N: I hoped this gave you a few laughs please review. )