Ghostdog 2.0: Behold the first Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover of Kung Fu Panda

I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy. They belong to Cartoon Network.

I don't own Kung Fu Panda. They belong to DreamWorks.


Kung Fu Ed

Chapter 1: The Mysterious Scroll

Fate foretold the three boys under the basking, rising light of the sun. These boys were exploring the junkyard, looking for items for their scam. They had gotten everything they needed for their scam to work. These boys were about go on a of the boys, shorter out of the other three, was named Eddy. He wore a yellow shirt with a red stripe and a purple collar and blue jeans. He was also the leader of this group of mischievous boys.

"Come on you guys! The kids ain't getting any younger!" Eddy demanded becoming impatient.

The other boy was average height compared to Eddy and the tall boy. His real name was Eddward, but he preferred to be called Double D. He wore a red T-shirt and purple shorts. His vocabulary stretched miles long, though his words fell on death ears. He was always with his friends, no matter how much trouble they get in. He's the brains of this group all though he's the weakest.

"Let's see...This should make an energy source." Double D muttered to himself, trying to get an old engine out of a run-down car. "Ed, I need some help." As for the last boy, his name was Ed, and he was the strongest out of the group.

"Sure thing, Double D." Ed shouted, running to his friend and aiding him by picking up the engine with ease. He wore a red and white striped t-shirt under a green jacket with blue jeans. He rarely took showers. He always had a goofy grin plastered across his face no matter what. He was a bit naïve when it comes to simple things. He had a big heart but a small mind.

"Where do you want this, Double D?" Ed asked.

"Over there. About fifteen cubic meters away from the TV."

"Gotcha!" Ed tossed the engine on to the TV breaking both in the process. Double D sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Quit fooling around guys! The kids aren't gonna pay us unless you hussle!" Eddy commanded, making Ed run off to search for more parts. Double D walked off to the junk pile to salvage what was left of the engine and TV.


12 minutes later...

"This will be the scam of all scams!" Eddy proclaimed as he paced wringing his hands. "Is it ready yet, Double D?"

"Almost, Eddy. It just needs a few more adjustments," Double D replied and continued his work.

"Will this get us jaw breakers, Eddy?" Ed asked with his signature grin on his face.

"You know it, Lumpy," Eddy replied, smiling a mischievous grin. "The kids will pay top dollar for this!"

"I must say, Eddy, this is one of your rare ideas," Double D sarcastically. Eddy snapped his head to Double D's direction.

"Just make sure it's ready!"

"Just one more bolt and...Eureka! I've done it!" Double D beamed with pride as turned to face his colleagues.

"Gentleman, and I use that term lightly, I give you the Homework Helper Bot 4000!" Double D shouted, pulling the tarp off to show a giant TV screen and robot appendages. It had a computer scanner and a keyboard. It had also had a few blinking lights on its right side. It also had video camera in at the top of its center. On/Off button was the biggest one on the keyboard. It had two levers labeled volume and brightness, and it also had a printer on its left side.

"The kids will pay top dollar for someone, or something, to do their homework. Soon we'll be rich!" Eddy shouted and laughed maniacally. "Now let's get this money-maker to the Cul-de-Sac. Ed! Get the machine!" Eddy demanded.

"Can do, Eddy!" Ed shouted, throwing it on to the wagon.

"Careful...This machine is very delicate. One false tap and boom," Double D warned them.

"Relax. This thing is in good hands." Eddy reassured, though that did not. help his case. "Mush Ed!"

"Arf!" Ed barked as he pulled the wagon like a mushers sleigh. Double D followed close behind.


15 minutes later...

When they reached the Cul-de-Sac, they saw a bunch of quarantine signs. Eddy dropped down to read on of the signs, followed by Ed and Double D.

To the other residents of the Cul-de-Sac: We have a sudden outbreak of the disease is contracted through three ways: touching, breathing in the air of a sick one, and kissing. So for your safety, do not go to this house unless you have a protective mask.

There was a sign for each yard, except Eddy's and Double D's house. Eddy was boiling angry by the fact that the Cul-de-Sac's residents has another disease, making them unable to give him money. Double D sighed and sat on the curb, seeing that his invention will not be used. Ed put his hand on his chin to figure out why they were frustrated. Completely unaware that he pushed the invention down the hill, Eddy and Double D turned to notice the machine sliding down the hill.

"ED!" They both shouted in unison.

"Uh-oh..." Ed muttered, seeing the machine going away. The boys followed after they until they saw it crash into a tree, exploding on impact. Eddy and Double D gave Ed a glare who was transfixed on the explosion. The boys walked away from the explosion and sat on the sidewalk.

"Well, gentlemen, what do we do? Our lively Cul-de-Sac is now quarantined for measles." Double D asked, explaining their situation.

"OH OH! ME ME!" Ed was jumping up and down holding his hand up.

"Ed?" Eddy asked dryly, glaring at Ed.

"We could explore the shop district!" Ed suggested.

"Sounds like an adventurous idea. What do you think, Eddy?" Double D asked, looking toward Eddy.

"I guess it could kill some time," Eddy replied in a way of saying yes.

"North to Alaska! Here I come!" Ed replied running into town.


The boys walked through the shop district, looking for anything to do. Ed was jumping around them for the time, wondering where they will go to. Ed was just excited being with his friends. He had no idea what he'd do without them. Eddy's shoulder slumped down, indicating his lack of energy. He had a scam that could work had to be when the kids were D saw his sulking friend and patted him on the back.

"Relax, Eddy. Pouting won't bring the kids back," Double D stated.

"I know that! It's just I had the biggest blow out scam to get us swimming in money," Eddy replied with money signs in his eyes. Double D sighed.

"Eddy, just keep your composure. Last time, we had to lock you in a padded room filled with counterfeit currency."

"Don't remind me. We got locked in because Ed swallowed the key." Eddy glared at the bouncing moron.

Ed abruptly stopped bouncing, not cause of what they were saying, but because he was looking at something. Eddy and Double D continued walking until they noticed Ed was standing still, staring at something. When they walked over, they saw what Ed was staring at. It looked like an old traditional Chinese store with paper-thin windows and doors. The only thing that wasn't traditional was the automatic sliding door. Ed, wanting to see what was inside, ran in. Eddy and Double D followed Ed in knowing they'd have to make sure Ed didn't cause any collateral damage.

Ed was struck in awe by the store because it looked like something he had seen a million times on the anime channel. It had several different varieties of potions. Ed giggled gleefully and tried to reach for one until his hand was smacked away by a wooden cane. He pulled back his hand and started sucking on it to soothe the pain.

"Never touch something you don't understand!" said the voice of an old woman whose voice was the same direction of the cave. "Welcome to the traditional and browse, but don't break anything! You break it! You buy it!"

"Ed, are you OK?" Double D asked, walking up to him.

"I just met a witch, you guys!" Ed shouted, smiling and pointing at the woman, making Eddy chuckle.

"Edward! That's an impolite thing to say about someone!" Double D nagged, making Eddy groan.

"Let's just go. There's nothing in here but old dead stuff and half dead women!" Eddy shouted, making the old woman hit him upside the head.

"The youth is wasted on the young!" She growled while glaring down at Eddy.

"Now, let's all calm down," Double D said peacefully, pushing between the two away.

"Hmph! Disrespectful child..." the shopkeeper muttered before walking into another room. Eddy just stuck his tongue out at her as she did so.

"Let's go, you guys," Eddy ordered his friends.

"Aw...but I want to look at all the cool stuff!" Ed whined.

"Not if that witch is in here." In response to that, Double D glared at the supposed leader.

"Well then, let's make a vote. Raise your hand if you want to leave." Eddy raised his hand. "And for those who want to explore the shop, raise your hand." Ed and Double D both raised their hands. Ed and Double D smirked at the results."I guess we are staying for the time being."

"Fine! You guys explore!" Eddy replied, putting his back against the wall. Ed continued looking at items as Double D made sure Ed did not break anything. Eddy just sighed, being bored and started to walk further into the shop. He started noticing the back of the store wasn't used due to the cobwebs. He got to the door that looked like it was untouched by time. He touched the knob to see if it was unlocked, and it was. Eddy turned it slowly and opened the door to find it was a scroll in a open case. Eddy picked up the scroll and examined it. Wanting to know more, Eddy put the scroll in his pocket and ran back to the front to see his friends still doing the same thing when he left. "So, uh...you guys done? Can we leave?"

"I suppose so." Double D replied, causing Ed to whine "Don't worry, Ed. We'll come back another time." Ed's expression changed from sad to happiness. On the walk home, Double D noticed Eddy was staring at his pocket a lot. Double D knew he would regret the choice, but his curiosity got the better of him.

"Is there something you'd like to share with us, Eddy?" Double D asked in a demanding tone.

"No?" Eddy replied nervously. Double D snapped his fingers and Ed picked Eddy up by his ankle.

"Hand it over."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Ed." Ed shook Eddy like a salt shaker, allowing the scroll in Eddy's hand to fall down. "Where did you get that?!"

"I lifted it from that store."

Ed gasped in shock, dropping Eddy on the ground. "Eddy! Do you know what happens when you steal?!" Ed asked with a frightened look on his face. Eddy nodded a little, but that didn't stop Ed from continuing. "They take your vision!"

"What?" Both Eddy and Double D asked.

"Like on the Haunting Hour! This girl wanted a red dress, so she stole it, but then she kept on seeing the shopkeeper! And at the end, she ended up being blind!"

"Although," Double D began in a tone of fear, "Ed's version of what happens when you steal is a little far-fetched, he is almost right. Stealing has dire consequences."

"Come on! Unless that old hag has magic, she can't do nothing now! Let's see what this scroll says," Eddy responded, picking up the scroll.

"No thanks! You can count me out!" Double D responded with a huff.

"Oh come on! Tell you what: If we read it first and return it back to its place, then it's not technically stealing." Double D sighed.

"You promise you'll return it?"

"Have I ever gone back on a promise?" Eddy asked and before Double D could answer he said, "Don't answer that."

"Now, can we read it?"

Eddy smirked and started to open the scroll. At first, it was in Chinese, but translated into English.

The riddle of the scroll

On this quest you choose to take, shall put friendships at stake.

With someone who has a pure heart, and with that the scroll is your start.

The boys were perplexed by the riddle until the scroll glowed a bright light, consuming the Eds in a blinding light.


In a bamboo forest outside the valley of peace...

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared and faded like fireworks. It left three unconscious figures in the forest. One was a tiger that had three hair spikes. He also had on a yellow sleeveless shirt with a purple collar and blue silk pants. The other one was a crane with red feathers and a black straw hat. The last one was a panda with a green kimono and blue shorts. The crane began to stir, gripping his head in pain. As he observed his surroundings, he noticed the tiger beginning to wake up.

"Oh...my aching head." It said in Eddy's voice.

"Eddy?" The crane spoke up in Double D's voice.

"Double D?" When they got a look at each other, only a scream of shock broke the valley of peace.


Here's the first Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover with Kung Fu Panda. By the way Eddy is slightly taller in tiger form.