"Po, if you stuff one more dumpling in your mouth I swear Ill- Mantis don't you dare open your mouth! Don't do anything at all.
Master Bu glared at Tigress and Viper, who were dozing and giggling. "Crane", Bu snarled."What kind of anti-depressant medicine did you give them."
Crane chuckled nervously. "I just gave them water in the kitchen that I first laid my claws on. There was something odd about it. I mean, after Po and Mantis drank some they became really really relaxed."
"Tasted really sweet", Tigress giggled.
Bu studied them, and declared that they were drunk on sugar which was dissolved in the water. Bu and Crane suspected that Po was the culprit.
"All of you. Bed right now."
"Noooooooooooooo."
Po stood up groggily and swayed. He said," You know, ordering us to go to bed won't solve every problem. It may cause us to be less annoying, but we will always find another way to express our suffering by annoying."
"Panda, you're loaded on sugar, you have no idea about what you're saying."
"It won't rebuild the Jade Palace. Or fix Shiftu. Or make us prettier. Or make us prettier." He giggled. "Hey, I said something funny...anyhooooo, the point is I can do anything I want."
He turned around and cried out,"Daddyyyyyy. I'm a man. I stood up on my own." He took one step and fell. Then he fell asleep.
Crane took a few steps toward Po, but was stopped by Bu. "You don't want to throw out your back, do you?. We just have to let him sleep on the floor until morning. Takes a second for a man to become a baby."
