MY PARODIES


Summary: A parody of Cowgirls Don't Cry by Brooks and Dunn. Is completely terrible, and terrible, and even more terrible, because it was my first-ever parody.


Chapter one: Rangers Don't Cry


Author's Notes:

Hi! If you've read my other stories, welcome! If you're new to my writing, check out Tyria's Real?! and My One-Shots for more. Honestly, my parodies are the worst of the three.

So, I'm finally removing my parodies from my profile! Whew! Hopefully that'll clear it up some.

Okay, here's the... parody now:


Her daddy showed her, a very fun game

Then taught her to play

She climbed high in that chair

Died I don't know how many times

He taught her a lesson that she learned

Maybe a little too well

Rangers don't cry, play, ranger, play

Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time

Soon enough you gonna pay for more

It's gonna cost more every now and then

If you die just rally again

Rangers don't cry

She wanted to rescue her friend, she found him

But he told her to kill him she protested

Posession's agony, she had to see him fall apart

She didn't let him see it broke her heart

Rangers don't cry, play, ranger, play

Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time

Soon enough you gonna pay for more

It's gonna cost more every now and then

If you die just rally again

Rangers don't cry

The Pale Tree called one morning

Her best friend's voice, he'd been torn

Said it's you, my friend, you need to come home

This is it, I think you're breaking

It's okay to cry

I can't, you know, Trahearne

Ranger don't cry, play, ranger, play

Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time

Too soon there'll be no more

If you die, just rally again

Grenth calls everybody home,

Ranger don't cry