MY PARODIES
Summary: A parody of Cowgirls Don't Cry by Brooks and Dunn. Is completely terrible, and terrible, and even more terrible, because it was my first-ever parody.
Chapter one: Rangers Don't Cry
Author's Notes:
Hi! If you've read my other stories, welcome! If you're new to my writing, check out Tyria's Real?! and My One-Shots for more. Honestly, my parodies are the worst of the three.
So, I'm finally removing my parodies from my profile! Whew! Hopefully that'll clear it up some.
Okay, here's the... parody now:
Her daddy showed her, a very fun game
Then taught her to play
She climbed high in that chair
Died I don't know how many times
He taught her a lesson that she learned
Maybe a little too well
Rangers don't cry, play, ranger, play
Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time
Soon enough you gonna pay for more
It's gonna cost more every now and then
If you die just rally again
Rangers don't cry
She wanted to rescue her friend, she found him
But he told her to kill him she protested
Posession's agony, she had to see him fall apart
She didn't let him see it broke her heart
Rangers don't cry, play, ranger, play
Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time
Soon enough you gonna pay for more
It's gonna cost more every now and then
If you die just rally again
Rangers don't cry
The Pale Tree called one morning
Her best friend's voice, he'd been torn
Said it's you, my friend, you need to come home
This is it, I think you're breaking
It's okay to cry
I can't, you know, Trahearne
Ranger don't cry, play, ranger, play
Quests in Tyria are gonna show you in time
Too soon there'll be no more
If you die, just rally again
Grenth calls everybody home,
Ranger don't cry
