This story is mainly, just for some light hearted fun, while my other two docs will certainly have a greater and more developed plot lines. The story will only be added when I need an rest from the other two fanfics, they will continue to be my main fanfics and gain most of my attention. Please review and follow

Potter and Weasley gatherings were always an event thought James, nobody did fun like the Weasleys. The burrow was packed to the rafters like most of the summer days with all the family over, some which he got on well with, some not so much. James observed them now all at the dinner table.

Next to him was his best friend which was of course Fred Weasley born in the same year, James only five days younger, they always got on they both loved Quidditch, pranking and drinking, well that last one had only started recently, opposite him sat Roxanne who was two years below James, she was always fun too, often helping James prank her brother. Both stuck out among the crowd thanks to their mum Angelina passing down her dark skin.

Further down the table was James's so called wingman Louis, a year younger than James, his vela heritage, striking blonde hair and tall looks made him an ladies man. His sister Dominique was James's age they'd always got on until an incident this past year which the least said about the better, she had blonde hair with a touch of red doting about it.

After that the table began to get a bit more boring, Rose, Albus, Lily and Hugo made up the middle part, the four of them often stuck to their own little world. Yet James found them alright to be around it was the next kids whom he found tedious, their suck up attitude to their parents really chagrinned James.

Lucy and Molly were their epitome of their father rule abiding and pompous. Finally the last of the kids at the table was Victoire whom was so up herself James reckoned you'd lose an apple in her. Merlin knows how Teddy puts up with her.

The adults were the usual lot, mum and dad, uncles Ron, Bill, George, Percy and Charlie, who was his personal favourite. His aunts Fleur, Hermione, Angelina and Audrey.

After Mollys toast they all tuck into their food,

"So James who you looking at this year" Asked an impatient Louis.

"What are you on about?" Replied James in a mock confused manner, Merlin Louis was dumb his aunt Hermione was in hearing distance.

"Well you fucked Abby last year who is your next project mate?" Continued Louis relentlessly. Dear god and I thought Fred had no tact.

"What!" Shouted Dominique from across the table.

"Great" Sighed James.

"You fucked my best friend, what are you playing at Potter!"

"Will you all keep your voice down!" Hissed James, "our bloody parents are sitting three meters away from us!" Dominique wasn't fussed switching her glare to Fred.

"You let him do this?", Fred just just looked startled not really sure why he was being at the end of Dom's ire, while similar to James he'd never engaged in the whole fooling around thing, he'd had an stable relationship with Lauren Clearwater since fourth year.

"What was I supposed to do?"

"Oh, I don't know Fred maybe advise James not to shag a family friend, my best mate, or maybe tell him not to keep fucking around since his dick will fall off pretty soon!"

"You never told me how good she was James?" Laughed Louis, egging on the conversation, James remained mute, trying in part to move away from the conversation, he really had no desire to talk about it.

"James will not answer that question because he respects Abby enough, right James?"

"Sure" shrugged James, who decided now was the best time to go and refill the water mug in the kitchen, once he walked away Fred spoke up.

"You know it's Abby's fault just as much as his right"

"I don't care Fred, and the way he's going about it he'll pick up something fairly soon"

"Ha unlikely sis, Hogwarts is unlikely to be infested with anything like that, not enough shagging in general for that to happen"

"I wonder if he'll complete the set this year" added Roxanne from nearby.

"The set?"

"Yeah the Gryffindor set"

"What's that supposed to mean Roxy?"

"Well he's pulled five of the seven Gryffindor girls right? I wonder if he'll finish the set"

"Wait a moment, Dom's in Gryffindor!" Shouted Louis. Fred just burst out laughing, while Roxanne said "and?"

"Well I know for an fact that Jimmy hasn't tried anything with Lander, she's the size of an hippo and Alice is far to innocent for anything to happen with her!"

"Wait James never told you!" Shrieked Fred unable to hide his amusement.

"Somebody tell me what the fuck is going on!" Louis shouted while looking around at the two howling siblings and then at Dom's red embarrassed face.

"Like now!"

"Well Jimmy crept into the Gryffindor dorms two years ago at night he hopped on an bed and started snogging an girl who he thought was Spinnet, he got an nasty surprise when he was thrown out of bed" Smirked Fred.

"What!"

"Yeah that's the reason Dom and Jimmy aren't quite as friendly as before" chuckled Roxanne.

"Why the fuck did he not tell me this!"

"Erm well that's obvious, you're her brother, plus nothing really to go bragging about now is it" teased Fred. To which point James came walking back toward the melee, not being able to hold his rage,

"Potter, you dick keep your bloody hands off my sister!" Shouted Louis a bit to loudly. All thirteen adults heads turned his way.

"For fucks sake Louis man"

"Merde!"

"James, Dominique in the house now!" Shouted Bill not looking particularly happy.

"What the hell has been going on" launched Bill once they had made their way inside.

"Daaad" groaned Dominique.

"Bill erm it's really really not what it sounded like" lamented James shivering at the very thought.

"Then explain and quickly!" Spoke Bill, while pacing up and down the sitting room.

"Ok so it's probably best from my perspective, Erm right so it was late at night, erm.."

"Bloody hell James stop shitting yourself, to be straight with you father, James was basically looking for a bit of action in Gryffindor tower, he located the wrong bed, he thought it was Spinnet's, he basically jumped on the bed and started snogging me, obviously I chucked him off pretty quickly,... and that was it" spoke Dom adamantly.

"That was it?"

"Yes!"

"Ok, well that's a relief but James I hope Miss Spinnet was expecting you?"

"Yes! yes! it was consensual, erm I mean between Spinnet not Dom, Merlin not Dom!"

"Good, but James we already have an playboy in the family with uncle Charlie I'm not sure we need another one"

"Yeah" dismissed James not really wanting to get into this with his uncle.

"I'm serious James from what I can pick up through the general chat in my household you sound like a right promiscuous kid, that gets around a fair deal, I'm not going to tell your parents just yet but you should consider scaling it back mate"

"Right well thanks, can we go back to lunch now?" Questioned James, trying to distance himself away from the conversation.

"Of course", Bill quickly left the sitting room in a much happier mood than to when he entered.

"Dom why the fuck have you been talking out loud about what I get up to at school"

"Oh please I haven't said anything, why would I, since last year I've hardly spoken more than two sentences in a row to you! If you're looking for someone to blame maybe you should look at your dear brother Teddy and his conversations with Victoire!" Yelled Dom, the two remained silent after that for a while neither quite sure what to say next.

"Look I'm sorry Dom,..Erm you know about last year, I did tell you that but I suppose it doesn't make much difference, it still happened, Merlin I'm happy that you kicked me off if that's any consolation. I just... I just wish we could get passed it and go back to how we were"

"James, it wasn't just that, while the incident did not help, your very nature is what's caused our rift at the end of the day"

"What?"

"James you treat girls like shit, quite frankly, every time I'm around you your either talking about some antics that happened the previous night or you're just talking about the size of some girls tits, you don't have any particularly enthralling,conversation from my perspective anymore."

"I know Dom that I might get around more than normal, and I can see why you might resent that, but the talking part, not being funny but that's how lads talk"

"Well could you at least not do it around me, keep most of it in the dorm room, for me please"

"I can try Dom I'll try."

"Good, now we just need to find you an stable girlfriend"


After lunch as always their were numerous visitors to the burrow, which compromised mostly of the family friends, including the Scamander's, Longbottoms. The twins Lysander and Lorcan were James's age same as Alice Longbottom.

James found himself up in his room with the twins, Fred and Michael Thomas. "So James whose your next victim?" smirked Lorcan,

"They aren't victims Lorcan, they know the score"

"So is it going to be an easy Hufflepuff this year Jimmy?" Asked the stubborn Lorcan

"Nope definitely not they're way to clingy, but what about you Lysander, fancy an Hufflepuff" James addressed directing the question at the quieter of the two twins.

"Well hopefully Storer will agree to go out with me again"

"You're such a bore brother what about you Thomas?"

"Finnegan"

"What!" Three boys Shouted.

"Yeah" shrugged an embarrassed Michael.

"You do know about James right" Asked Louis cautiously.

"Yeah"

"Mate why didn't you tell me I wouldn't of done anything if you had told me"

"It's alright Jimmy, Abby can do what she likes"

"So what about you Louis are you too looking for Potters seconds" joked Lorcan.

"Dunno nobodies caught my eye recently to be honest, Jimmy?"

"Well Bella Nott was looking bang tidy last year, might have an go with her"

"Oh yeah you've got no chance Jimmy she has an rod stuck up her ass most of the time, I'd be surprised if she let you sit next to her not alone get with her"

"I'll just have use my Potter charm"

"So you won't be even sitting with her then, if that's your plan" teased Lorcan.

"Alright big lad whose caught your fancy, god help them"

"Alice"

"Alice who?"

"Longbottom"

"As in our Alice Longbottom seventh year Gryffindor?"

"Yeah" James didn't reply he had been so surprised by Lorcan's admission that he wasn't able to make an argument about it. Just then Dom, Roxanne and Alice walked through the door.

"Nice of you to knock" muttered James after recovering from Lorcan's comments.

"Because you're the pedestal of manners aren't you James" quipped Dom, whom was acting more friendly since their talk at lunch.

"So what are you lads up to"

"Nothing" butted James in quickly.

"So you're picking Jimmy's next victim" cackled Roxanne.

"Yep" smiled Louis and Fred.

"Not victim" butted in James determinedly.

"So who is it?" Asked an impatient Dominique, not looking to happy.

"Nobody can you leave now please"

"Nope, tell us Jimmy or we will set Rose on you" teased Roxanne.

"Bloody hell why would you do that she would skin us all alive"

"I don't see why you don't include them Jimmy, they might be able to help you, I mean you've never gone for an girl like her before, maybe they can offer some assistance"

"Really, James has been with a lot of girls I doubt this one is different"

"I wouldn't say that sis, this girl will almost certainly not be putting out anytime soon, especially for our very own James, I imagine he'd have to be very settled down with her before he'd get any action at all" this actually seemed to spike Dominique's interest.

"Really?"

"Yeah"

"Then maybe we could maybe help you James" smiled Dominique, her admission left the room in complete shock especially since she had been very vocal in her disgust at James's behaviour.

"There you go Jimmy boy Dom will help you"

"Yeah because my cousins are always really helpful"

"Then tell Alice!" Replied an urgent Dominique, James knew her insistence was to try and get him away from his current attitude.

"What, w..w..why me?" Stuttered Alice.

"Yeah I resent that Jimmy we help you all the time" admonished Roxanne.

"Of course you do"

"Right, Scamander!"

"Yeah" Spoke the twins.

"Not you Lysander, Lorcan"

"What?"

"You play along to this Jimmy wager every year right?"

"We don't really call it a wager, Erm but yes I often join in so to speak."

"Good well that's settled, I'll prove to you James that I'm more than helpful by getting Lorcan his girl before Alice can help you"

"Well, that's hardly fair"

"Why not Jimmy, you're the ladies man after all" snarked Dominique.

"Yeah but.."

"No buts"

"Lorcan follow me we shall discuss tactics" all of the gang watched the two leave the room, "I can't believe Dom is helping lads get with girls it's kind of going against girl code" Sighed Roxanne.

"I can" muttered James silently. In the next room Dominique was sitting down waiting for Lorcan to speak,

"So first of all who is it, that the charming Lorcan Scamander has his eyes on?"

"Alice" replied Lorcan nonchalantly.

"What?"

"Why does everybody keep reacting like that?"

"Sorry, Just wasn't expecting our Alice"

"Yeah seemed Jimmy didn't either, he looked pretty shocked"

"Yeah there is probably a reason for that" admitted Dom vaguely. She was very much aware of the strange friendship that had developed between her cousin and her roommate, the two were completely different, one an prankster, loud and popular. The other an quiet, rule abiding pupil, whom while popular often didn't stray far from outside her roommates company.

"So you reckon she'd be game?"

"Doubtful but maybe she would be since it is her final year at school, she might want to experience the whole date thing."

"Well that's reassuring" drawled Lorcan.

"Anyway who did my dear cousin choose?"

"Bella Nott"

"Haha well your pick is looking far better now,…, oh Alice will have no idea how to approach a girl like that, she's so different, James will be at it forever"

"You say that Dom but other than you being louder and show slight Gryffindor tendencies you're just like Bella, and not being funny but Alice would know how to approach you"

"Might be some hope for James after all" sighed Dominique through an small smile.