Inuyasha randomness. Author notes: Inuyasha randomness will be a mixture of me and my comrades interviewing Inuyasha, and some random ideas that pop into my head.
This is what Kagome and Inuyasha's fights would look like pokemon-ized
Me- Kagome, I choose you! (throws pokeball)
Iyamiko- Inuyasha, I choose you! (throws pokeball)
Me- Kagome, use nag on Inuyasha!
Kagome- Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, COMPLAIN! Nag.
Iyamiko- Inuyasha, counter that with neglect!
Inuyasha- Humph! (turns around with arms crossed)
Me- Urgh, oh no! Kagome, use whine!
Kagome- Whine, whine, whine WHIIIIINNEEE!
Iyamiko- Inuyasha, use insult!
inu- blah, blah, mean words, blah blah!
Me- Kagome, finish him off with Sit.
Kagome- Inuyasha, sit boy!
BAM!
Inuyasha . urr...
Kamara- Inuyasha is unable to battle, the winner is Tsubasa and her pokemon Kagome.
Me- All right! I just beat Inuyasha!
Inuyasha- What the hell was that?
Iyamiko- maybe if you'd read the Author's note and the title of the random moment, you'd know.
me- now, Iyamiko. Don't be mean.
Kamara- Yeah, yama. Be nice!
Inu- Haha XP
me- HEY! No laughing without permission.
inu- whah? That's so stupid.
me- well, tough titty! It may be stupid, but it's very smart once you don't think about it.
inu- eh?
iyam- oh my glosh, even I understood that! If you don't think about it, it become understandable, becauseing thinking causes you to understand to much of what doesn't need to be understood. Understand?
inu- eh?
iyam- say eh one more time!
inu- eh?
iyam- do you speak some other language! What country you from?
inu- eh?
iyam- do they speak eh-inese in eh?
kama- stop it iyam, you've overloaded is tiny mutt brain
inu- eh? Wait a second, who's the mutt here?
me- She didn't say mutt, she said, uh, muck no she said duck.
inu- sure, and I'm a cat!
me- well, that explains the ears.
iyam- GASP! I knew it! You've lied to your fan girls. Shame on thee, shame on thee!
inu- what? I was being sarcastic.
kama- mhmm, we belive you *cough cough* not *cough cough*. sorry, I had a 'not' in my throat.
inu- *raises up his sleeves* you tryin' to call me a liar?
iyam- yeah, like we'll be afraid of you with those eyebrows!
inu- =8[ what's wrong with my eyebrows?
iyam- they look like two hairy leeches suckin' on a forehead
me- ROFLSHIROTWAOTBSWATAHMBMAHANH (roll on floor laughing so hard I roll out the window a onto the busy street where a truck almost hits me but misses and hits a nursery home)
*I walk back in*
me- oh, oh my gosh that's too funny Iyama!
iyam- *bows* oh, you're too kind!
kama- wow, just wow. It does kinda look like that, though.
inu- whah? no it doesn't!
*Sesshomaru walks in*
Fluffy- Yes, it does.
*He leaves*
Iyam- toldja
me- and now, to close the show, I'd like to thank one person out there who inspired me to do the series in the first place. Amaya Linura! I loved her Interviews with Sesshomaru on youtube, rofl.
-~End~-
Inu- thank Kami!
