The wonder that is the hat of fate
As Mr. Shue walked into the choir room he went straight to the white board and wrote the word fate. "Ok class today we're doing something a little different." Says Mr. Shue as he looks onto the kids the kids in glee club. "Today you will pick a partner out if the hat of fate and whichever name you pick you will have to sing a song to that person about how you feel about them…and yes there may be boy-boy songs or girl-girl songs." After putting the hat of fate on the piano Mr. Shue asked his class if they had any questions before they began to pick names. Nobody but Rachel "Gold Star" Berry rose their hands.
"Mr. Shue I will just like to know if we can write our own song for this assignment."
"Yes Rachel it would be ok for you to write your own song, but only if you are the one picking the names." "Now let's begin, the first person to pick a name is Santana." Yells Mr. Shue as if his excitement will make the class any less uninterested.
As Santana made her way to the hat she was silently praying to get her girlfriend because she had the perfect song to sing to her. As she pulled out a slip of paper she squealed and said "Britney". The order after Santana was as follows: Kurt picked Finn, Artie picked Tina, and Sam picked Mercedes. The last four people that were left were Rachel, Puck, Mike, and Quinn.
"Ok Rachel, your turn to pick a name out of the hat." Stated Mr. Shue.
As Rachel pulled a slip of paper out the hat, she had to do a double take. "My partner is Quinn." I have to sing a song to the girl that I am secretly in love with…..now this is going to be weird she is going to break me down and push me further down, past Jewfro.
She is so totally going to sing a song about how much she hates me or worse how much I make her sad. Thought Quinn as she heard her name being called from the most angelic and beautiful voice none to man.
"Ok that leaves puck to sing to Mike. I don't want you to tell your partner what song you're singing. And also have your songs ready by Monday, which means all weekend to work. You may all leave now."
Monday Morning
" Ok class lets start with the songs first up is Kurt singing to Finn."
The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
So on we go
His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We'll get there
For I know
He would not encumber me
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another
It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother...
After Kurt sang everyone stood and clapped for him. "Thank you Kurt that was lovely. Next is Sam singing to Mercedes."
My head is stuck in the clouds
She begs me to come down
Says, "Boy, quit foolin' around"
I told her, "I love the view from up here
Warm sun and wind in my ear
We'll watch the world from above
As it turns to the rhythm of love"
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
My heart beats like a drum
A guitar string to the strum
A beautiful song to be sung
She's got blue eyes deep like the sea
That roll back when she's laughing at me
She rises up like the tide
The moment her lips meet mine
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
When the moon is low
We can dance in slow motion
And all your tears will subside
All your tears will dry
And long after I've gone
You'll still be humming along
And I will keep you in my mind
The way you make love so fine
We may only have tonight
But till the morning sun, you're mine
All mine
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Play the music low
And sway to the rhythm of love
Yeah, sway to the rhythm of love
"Thank you sam that was really lovely. I am sure Mercedes appreciated it. Next is Santana and please nothing Vulgar."
I am about to go all Lima heights on his as for that comment, but I gotta sing this song to my girl Britts.
For you, there'll be no more crying To you, I'll give the world And the songbirds are singing, (ohhing) And I wish you all the love in the world And the songbirds keep singing
For you, the sun will be shining
And I feel that when I'm with you
It's alright, I know it's right
To you, I'll never be cold
'Cause I feel that when I'm with you
It's alright, I know it's right
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before
But most of all, I wish it from myself
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before, like never before,
like never before
"Was that vulgar?" asked Santana with a sneer as she made her way to her seat.
"Sorry Santana, um net up is Artie singing to Tina."
Ooh, hey, yeah Hush, just stop As from today, baby Stronger than yesterday Than I ever thought Didn't really care 'bout me Stronger than yesterday I am stronger Come on, now Here I go, on my own Here I go Stronger than yesterday I am stronger than yesterday Now I am stronger than yesterday
There's nothing you can do or say, baby
I've had enough
I'm not your property
You might think that
I won't make it on my own
But now I'm
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I am stronger
That I could be, baby
I used to go with the flow
You might think that
I can't take it but you're wrong
'Cause now I'm
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
Oh, yeah
I don't need nobody, better off alone
Here I go, on my own, now
I don't need nobody, not anybody
Alright
Here I go
It's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killing me no more
I am stronger
"Um ok Artie thank you next is Puck to Mike."
So no one told you life was gonna be this way I'll be there for you You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me It's like you're always stuck in second gear I'll be there for you I'll be there for you
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D O A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month or even your year but
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world
Has brought you down to your knees that
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
Since you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month, or even your year
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
"That was nice Puck, lasts but not least Rachel to Quinn."
"This is a song I wrote ok" states Rachel as she walks to the center of the class
She's cold and she's cruel 'cause she's bittersweet She can't keep a secret
But she knows what she's doin'
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for
For more than an hour
She runs on 100 proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do?
I'd do anything for her
And when she sees it's me She's cold and she's cruel
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Is still ringin' in my head
Still ringin' in my head
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined
Cause she's bittersweet Just the girl
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
Oh, I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin' for
I'm lookin' for
She's just the girl
I'm lookin' for
Just the girl
I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin' for
"You like me?" asks Quinn
"Mmm yes"
"Ok you wanna go out" states Quinn
"Sure, how about tonight?"
"Ok,"
