※Warning several inappropriate events take place in this story. I know I read fan fiction when I was fourteen or younger and now I'm seventeen and writing it, do as I say not as I do. I'm a hypocrite, but this one is written for a mature audience. For those who don't heed my warning it would be irresponsible of me if I didn't say do not attempt to replicate any of the questionable actions you read here.※
"Ta-ka-shi~"
"Yeah."
"Can I come to your house please?" Mori-senpai blinks at him, in question.
It's just for show, right?
"Pretty please~"
"You should be more excited, Hani-senpai wants to spend the night with you." Says one girl.
"Yeah!" They all agree.
"He shouldn't have to beg you."
"You can visit."
"Good, because I've already packed a bag!~ "
It's a bit rude to invite yourself to someone else's house. I didn't even know he meant overnight…
"I'm so excited!" Mori-senpai pats his head.
"I can't stay mad at you."
"You were mad at me? I didn't notice. Forgive me~" He looks pleadingly into Mori-senpai's face and he takes hold of him and looks down into his eyes before saying.
"There's nothing you can do that's unforgivable to me." All the girls swoon.
Later that day.
"Isn't your house somewhere over there?"
"It is, but I'm coming with you."
"I thought you were joking, my parents don't know you're coming."
"Are you still mad at me?"
"No, no."
"I thought you forgave me."
"I did."
"So, what's the problem?"
"There is a set of rules, you ought to have heard of social etiquette. You warn people before going to their house."
"Is that right?"
"Yeah, it's quite rude."
"Oops, silly me."
"Haven't you learned anything?"
"Ok, I'm coming to your house, every weekend from now on so, that's your warning."
"Mitsukuni, that's not it. Think properly about how I feel. I never accepted your self-invite."
"Yeah, you did~"
"That was for show, I didn't mean it."
"Ok, those girls forced you to say it, but you don't actually want to spend time with me?"
"I do, just not this suddenly."
"Why? Are you still mad at me?"
"I was never mad at you."
"You acted like it."
"I didn't mean to, sorry."
"You should be."
"The attitude on this one…"
They'd let him get away with murder because he's so cute. Since we're just friends and I know he's a normal guy on the inside I'm likely the only one that doesn't fall for it and actually fights back. He probably doesn't like the fact that he gets to walk all over everyone. I can imagine him just seeing whoever he can manipulate as a joke, but I'm not one of them. I'll show him, it's not that simple with me, I can't let him get the wrong idea.
"Why are you still following me home?"
"Because that's where I'm going, we may as well walk together."
"You don't tell me what to do, I'll never be manipulated by you."
"Who's being manipulative? I'm telling you what I want and how I want it. You're just not listening."
"What makes you think you can have your way with me?"
"Everyone lets me have my way."
"Yeah, yeah and isn't that what makes me a good friend? I don't fall for your schemes. I never yield to you, you'll never control me."
We'll see about that... Thinks Hani.
"Not how you control the others."
"Well not like them, they're too easy. I suppose that's part of your novelty. You actually know me, so I can't trick you."
"Alright, now go back in that direction, I'll see you on Monday."
"I'm not tricking you, but I am making demands, that's what I really want."
"Oh well." Hani-senpai looks at him grudgingly. "I've got your week's notice, you're welcome to come then."
"I don't care when I'm welcome, I come when I want to, don't take me lightly unless you want trouble." Mori looks at him, stoically. "Even you won't take me seriously, just because of my face, it's like karate all over again!"
"I know you mean business, but I don't care, the principal is the principal and you're not coming to stay."
"What's more important, me or your parents?"
"That's an impossible comparison."
"So, they do matter more?"
"You're just a school friend."
"Just a friend?"
"Yeah, and what? I said it!" Hani goes and sulks by himself. "I'm just gonna walk away and leave you, it's time you learned not everything's going to go your way. I don't care if you cry or huff and puff or-"
"Freeze to death and die out here because I get lost easily..."
"You're not as clueless as you pretend to be. You've got satellite navigation on your phone. I won't feel sorry for you. You want me to take you seriously? You're a 'man', you can walk home." Hani doesn't say anything, but just looks at him, with an unbearable gaze that has an ability to give the impression that it unyieldingly stares into his soul. "Ok, I'm coming to get you but don't think for one second that this is because I care about you. I'm just not evil, I have mercy."
"Yay!"
"You're not even sad, stand up." Hani rejects the hand that reaches down to help him.
"You're such a meanie." He grabs Hani's wrist, yanks him up off the ground and pulls him along. Hani's eyes widen and his cheeks puff up as he pretends to sulk even more. Passing girls stare and the girl that forced Mori to agree to invite him squeals before passing out.
"Don't act like you suddenly don't want to come to my house."
"Why would I want to go to the house of a meanie, like you?"
"How am I mean? I'm letting you in." Hani smiles, having got his way. "You can come inside but that doesn't necessarily mean you can stay." He frowns and starts to resist more. "Understand?"
"Girls he's dragging me to his house~ What could that mean~?" He shouts so everyone can hear.
"Shut up Mitsukuni!" He stage whispers.
"He's so bossy!~" He lets his wrist go. "Don't let go, I was having fun."
"If you don't want to spend time with a 'meanie' like me, suit yourself."
