Another sadistic Feanor parody. Sing to the tune of Take me out to the Ball Game.

Take me out to the Teleri,
Take me out to those ships,
I brought some swords on this fine day,
I don't care if you I slay,

So let's slay, kinslay for the Silmarils,
If they aren't mine it's a shame,
for it's one, two, three jewels I need,
Or you'll be in pain!

The End.

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