Hi guys it's been a while and I've had a lot of homework last time I published. I own nothing except the document itself. Dragonball Z belongs to Akira Toriyama in Japan. Anyway Enjoy. Why can't I have you Gohan.

It was after the cell games and Piccolo and the others (except Vegeta) flew down to the young demi saiyan.

"Wow Kakarrot your friggin brat actually beat Cell," said Vegeta from all the way on the top of the cliff.

"I know, I didn't know he had it in him," said Yamcha.

"What do you mean you didn't know?" said Goku from other world. "I've been saying he has been able to the whole time, dammit."

"Okay guys we better get Gohan to Dende so he can heal him," said Yamcha

Gohan just moaned in extreme pain before falling unconscious from exhaustion.

Later at the lookout…

"Just place him right here," said Dende. Dende healed Gohan as he would do to anyone else who got hurt. Gohan got up after being healed by his little green friend. He dusted off himself.

"What the helck (mixture of hell and heck,)," thought Gohan as he soon realized he had just been healed. "Oh I remember now, I just beat Cell and then Dende probably just healed me."

"How do you feel champ," said Krillan in a congratulating tone

"Better than ever," Gohan replied in a cheery voice.

"They are acting like a bunch of girls." "Alright girls, I don't know about you but, I think that we should summon the dragon now," said Piccolo.

"Right," said everyone all at the same time.(Like Girls)

Dende brought out the dragonballs and put all seven in the special order and all of them started glowing. Dende spoke the magic namekianeese language and (guess what?) the sky went dark and a green dragon appeared.

"One, two, three, shake it girl," the dragon said smacking his butt, but then quickly silenced and regained his posture. "Speak your wish now, before I take my leave," he said hastily.

"Uh yeah, so we need you to, uh, bring back the, I mean we need you to bring back all the people who were killed or injured by Cell," said Krillan, thinking about the sight he had just witnessed.

"You earthlings always want something, don't you?" said Shenron.

"Isn't that the reason you're here anyway," said .

"Shut up," said Shenron.

"Your wish shall be granted," said the green dragon as his eyes started to grow red. "It is done."

Just then Trunks awoke.

"Awesome I'm alive. Wait where's my dad? He's supposed to be here. He didn't die DID he. Where's my daddy? WAHHHHHHH," cried Trunks.

"SHUT UP TRUNKS," shouted Piccolo. "Wow and I thought Gohan was a baby," he mumbled.

"Wow that's embarrassing, who does that," thought Gohan.

"SPEAK YOUR SECOND AND FINAL WISH NOW," said the dragon clearly ready to take his leave.

"Hey I have an idea," all heads turned to the demi saiyan. "Hey dragon, since you can't wish my dad back to life why don't you give him my life energy and take me instead,"

"GOHAN THAT'S THE CRAZIEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD," shouted Piccolo.

"That hurt man," said Gohan pretending to be offended, because in his mind, his idea was kind of crazy but realistic. "The rules don't say I can't though."

"What rules," asked Tien.

"The ones where Shenron can grant a wish within its powers as long as it does not kill, create love, repeat a wish he previously granted, and a few more restrictions. Legitimate wishes include eternal youth, immortality, bringing back a scorched forest or even an annihilated planet. Also, it is possible to return a person to life, although only if they meet certain criteria, like dying of unnatural causes or within the time-frame of a year and each individual can only be brought back once," Gohan concluded.

"How the heck did you find that out," asked Yamcha.

"All I had to do was listen to what Dende told me based on the original model of the dragon," said Gohan.

"Why, nobody here listens to what Dende ever says," said Yamcha

"STOP BLABBERING. Your wish shall be granted," said the dragon.

"Wait, don't I get a say in this," said Goku.

"No," said the Shenron.

"If you want me to come back have dad go to Namek and ask to use their dragonba-," Gohan said as he found his life force weakening.

In Other World…

The halo over Goku's head started to fade.

"Wow Goku, your son is…" said King Kai.

"Don't say dead, oh dang I just said it," said Goku.

"I was going to say just as stupid as you are, but that works too," king Kai chuckled.

"King Kai that wasn't even remotely funny," said Goku.

Goku's halo was completely gone now.

"I can sense Gohan here in Other World," said Goku.

"Bye King Kai and before I leave stay here so you can point me in the direction the Namekian planet is again," said Goku as he used IT (Instant Transmission) to get back to King Yemma's desk.

Goku found himself standing in front of King Yemma's desk just as he predicted. Goku looked around to see if he could see his son. All his efforts seemed to be hopeless, then "Bingo" Goku saw his son standing in line with all the other spirits of people who had recently died. There was something different today though. There were two lines. One for the dead and one for the people who were checking out of the other world. The one for the dead seemed to only have few people due to the fact that everyone is coming back to life.

"Hey son, over here," said Goku.

Gohan looked up, then down, then left, then right, then South East, then South West, then North West, Then finally North East and saw his dad standing there with open arms. Gohan stepped out of his wicked short line and ran to his dad.

"Hey dad, what's up," asked Gohan as he hugged his father.

"Why would you do that to yourself," asked Goku.

"Well it's a long story," said Gohan.

"Okay," said Goku.

"Well you see, you and our friends always take the action for something I really should have," said Gohan.

"Son you have no idea why everything you saying is not true," said Goku.

"Yes it is dad. Okay first, remember when you were out training somewhere, and I was out studying about ants and their habitats, and mom was doing only Kami knows what? I was just studying when mom got hurt and you came to save her while the stupid kidnappers took me. Instead of being closer to her and protecting her, I was weak. Also you almost died at the end of the battle with Garlic Jr.," said Gohan.

"That's just one time. There can't possibly be anymore, Gohan."

"Really, there was Saiyans, when piccolo jumped in front of me when Nappa shot the blast at me, Frieza when I just watched my Krillan die and Piccolo almost die. When you were in space somewhere and Garlic Jr. came back and I didn't let down my barrior to attack the star Krillan could have gotten killed. Just previously at the Cell games you died for something that I should have," Gohan concluded.

"Gohan that's only a few times, and besides it's the past so it won't affect us anymore," said Goku in a sympathetic voice.

"I guess you're right."

"Well of course I am, I your father. Now give me a sec," said Goku as he used the IT technique to go back to King Kai.

Gohan had no idea where his father was going.

"Hey King Kai, I'm going to Namek but, I needed to be pointed to the direction of the Namekians but now I remember from the last time you told me to get there. You need to stay here so I can have a familiar ki to sense to return, so stay here," said Goku so fast then he used IT again.

King Kai stood there dumbfounded

On Planet Namek…

"Alright kids time to learn about the history of our old planet," said the Namekian teacher. "To do so you must know about the people who saved the life of our fellow Namekians. They are humans. Now let's talk about humans. Unlike any of the Namekians, they have both boys and girls. They need both types to reproduce."

"What does this have to do with history," said a Namekian kid.

"Shut up, I have a feeling that I know where this is going. Watch this," whispered another Namekian kid. "Um excuse me so, do girls just reproduce or uh do they need to follow some process?"

"Funny you would say so they have different ways of doing this so the first way is to have se-"the teacher was cut off by Goku's sudden appearance.

"Hey do you guys know where I can find the village elder," said Goku.

"X" finished the teacher. "Look classes a hero himself, an earthling."

"Uh okayyyyy," said Goku. "Never mind, I think I know where he is."

"Wait kind earthling before you leave do you know anything on sex."

"Uh bye," said Goku. He left outside upon thinking that he was in a town densely populated area. He guessed correctly. As he walked outside he saw what seemed to be the 'Grand Elder.'

"Hey grand elder can I borrow your dragonballs," said Goku.

"Why, wait are you Goku, as in the real Goku who saved our world, well technically our people because our real our planet blew up," said the Grand Elder. "Well come with me."

"Well okay," said Goku.

Several moments later when all seven dragonballs are arranged in their way of summoning…

The Grand Elder spoke the Namekian language and (guess what?) the sky got dark and the dragon appeared.

"I'm the eternal dragon Porunga, speak your three wishes before I take my leave," said the enormous green dragon.

"Goku please tell me what you wish," said the Grand Elder.

"Can you tell the dragon to bring back my only son, his name is Gohan, he helped battle Frieza when all you Namekians were being attacked and since he hasn't died once yet it should be easier than the normal wish? He's short and eleven and smart and funny and a klutz oh and he-" said Goku before he was rudely cut off.

"WE GET IT," said Porunga and the Grand Elder simultaneously.

The Grand Elder spoke the magic (Namekian) words and Porunga's eyes began to glow red.

"Your first wish has been granted speak your second wish," said Porunga.

"Hey can I have another wish too," said Goku.

"Speak," said the Grand Elder.

"Well can you give King Kai back his planet; I sorta, kinda screwed it up although it wasn't my fault it was Cell's.

The Grand Elder spoke the magic (Namekian) words again and Porunga's eyes began to glow red.

"Your second wish has been granted speak your third and final wish," said Porunga.

"I don't have any more so save the last one for you," said Goku. He used IT and managed to get his feet right on King Kai's planet. 'How did he know I brought back his planet already, oh well,' thought Goku. He used IT once again to King Yemma's desk. He saw his son sitting on the ground with a bored expression like he had been sitting there for hours.

"Hey son," said Goku flying down to his son. "You ready?"

"Sure am," said Gohan.

"Okay hold on," said Goku as he was about to IT back home.

Both boys soon arrived right outside their home.

"Chi Chi we're home," called Goku.

"Oh Goku," called Chi Chi running to meet her husband. She sprinted outside and charged straight for Goku.

"Hey Chi Chi glad you're feeling better from earlier," said Goku.

"Earlier? What happened Earlier?" said Gohan.

"Well," they said in Unison.

Flashback of Earlier…

"Good morning Chi Ch-," said Goku noting that Chi Chi was not still in her bed next to him. He walked out his bedroom door by the bathroom only to be accompanied by the sound of puking outside their bathroom door. Goku being Goku just barged right in to that bathroom door only to see Chi Chi on the bathroom floor kneeling over the toilet. Chi Chi looked up her husband and her face was not pleasant.

"Woaw Chi Chi you look pitiful," said Goku. "What happened?"

"Well I think I just ate some bad fish last night," said Chi Chi.

"But it's been going on for two days now," said Goku.

"Goku just-," she felt lightheaded the world started spinning and she fainted.

"Awe I was hoping she could have made me breakfast," Goku whined.

End of Flashback…

"Well, then okay I'm going to my room, said Gohan.

"Oh no you're not," we all need to have a talk. Goku, Gohan get your butts in that living room right now," said Chi Chi.

Both did as told and walked right into the living room followed by an extremely pist Chi Chi

"Now both of you listen up," said Chi Chi.

Goku Gulped.

"HAVE YOU TWO LOST YOUR MINDS? GOKU WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TO LET GOHAN FIGHT THAT CELL. GOHAN WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK YOUR FATHER OUT OF LETTING YOU DO IT? YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK," shouted Chi Chi.

Gohan zoned out for a bit. He started to feel the tiniest amount of energy coming from somewhere. He started looking around the room trying to focus where it was coming from. Then he found the source. But something didn't seem right because it was coming from inside his…Dad (JK) Mom. 'Wait how is that possible unless.' Little did he know he was staring dead at him mom which did not go unnoticed.

"Gohan, WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT," shout Chi Chi.

"Duh Duh Dad do do you sense what I do," said Gohan.

"Son, what are yo-," said Goku as he started to pick up on what Gohan was sensing. He started laughing and laughing.

"What is so funny you two," said Chi Chi confused.

"Hey Chi Chi remember what we did on night of Gohan's birthday," asked Goku still laughing.

Chi Chi thought hard then, thought harder and then, she remembered what she and Goku were doing the same night as Gohan's birthday. She blushed as red as a tomato.

"I still don't get it," said Chi Chi.

"Chi Chi," said Goku. "You're pregnant."

"I'm what?"

"Here do you need me to spell it out. P-R-E-G-G-N-OT," spelled Goku.

"Dad, you spelt it wrong. It's P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T," said Gohan.

"How would you know," asked Goku.

"Never mind," said Gohan.

Chi Chi being Chi Chi stared at her husband and then fainted.

"Oh surprise, surprise," mumbled Gohan."Anyway I'm going to go study."

"Kay Gohan, have fun,"

"Dad it's studying we are talking about."

"I know."

"So then why are you telling me to have fun."

"Just cause."

"Just cause why?"

"Just cause."

"Just cause why?"

"Just cause."

"Just cause why?"

"Darn it Gohan go study and have a horrible time," said Goku.

"Your mean," remarked Gohan.

Upstairs in Gohan's room…

"Man how did this happen," thought Gohan. Who knew that when dad said he was going to get closer to family he meant that much closer to family. But I still don't understand how. I want to know. Now who would know that I could talk to? Man I'll just have to wait till I'm older because mom seemed pretty embarrassed on the subject. Anyways mine as well get studying, thought Gohan looking for his books. Man where did they all go. They were on the desk when I left this morning, I'll just have to wait till mom wakes up, thought Gohan. Just then Gohan heard a yell.

"Gohan come quick, Chi Chi's ripping my ear o-," screamed Goku.

"Oh no Gohan, just keep studying. Your dad will be fine," Chi Chi quickly remarked.

"Okayyy," Gohan hollered down the stairs.

Meanwhile in the Living room downstairs…

"I'm sorry Chi Chi, Gohan won't ever fight again," cried Goku afraid of what she would say next.

"Your damn right you're sorry, and how could you say that. You know Gohan likes training and you just want to take away his happiness like that," screamed Chi Chi right in his face.

"Fine he can train if it makes him happy," said Goku.

"Goku, you know how HAVING GOHAN TRAIN GETS ME ANGRY SO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT," hollered Chi Chi.

"But you just suggested it," said Goku.

"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME," screamed Chi Chi her head about blow off her body.

Outside in the forest…

"This is going to be one hell of a pregnancy," said Piccolo.

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