dis is store of shado the dankey kang

shado the dankey kang was yung adolt dankey kang live in the sonic the maro univrs in the 5 dimention of space he was suprhot n got all da chiks and dad u doent undrstind srsly n he was emou and luvvvved linkin park and wun day his dad walk in and lik sun u rnt gae rite and he lik dad u dont standunder and hsi dad was lik sun u must leaf an so shado the dankey kang left and was sad and mad and rad and bad and glad and had a tad of a pad and was a lad. *cough cough* Forsooth! Alas, such agony and woe! I have been ejected form my former throne of riches! Woe am I to be *cough cough cough* n he complaned about dade n lissen 2 more dankeylinking prk n he wuz lik i m so emo n nobuddy undersits n he was lookin at full metal hentai animez named stevey wolfjob and it wuz relly sad cuz un was liek i relly wish send pie comic sans would notice me n the other was fight mecha n he die n it sad n it was like shado lif n he was misunderstand lik me shut up dad n also he was a furry n he luvved to get moyst with the wudlind certures. he realizationismed tht sienz chanjes n dad u dont underestimastand itz relly sad dad cuz u were nvr twlv lik i wuz when i was seven and seven after da seven anywz he was sad n becuz h3e wz sad he drowned the sad and it died n he becam gode n was relly power n he luvved to be shipped with amy pech n so dey cyst n it was relly stemy n hottequex n then thy wnt to stor n bot stuf cuz dey nd stuf 4 da babbie bt amy pech got cut on inhlaf by elevtr and dankey said nooooooooo but wuz to lat cuz amy ded n dad dont understad n so he wnt to stor n punch stor in faec n was lik stor u ate my gf n i nvr forgive n he crid n crid n stor attak but ate tails the luigi cuz he wuz 2 slow gpotta go fast like sanic sed shado n btw shado cud telport n was a jedi n also wuz cptn of starhsip entrpriz n so he space n then he saw stor n stor was liek dark mate n shado wuz no n so he usedd force to open stor n et n stor ded omg dad u dont undestand its relly power n move n if u dont agree thann get off inerwebs cuz my opinyun is korrekt mate n dad y us so mean n shado was still emo so he lissened to linin park n gav him supper power to attack my dad cuz he dont understaaaaand n so ladder he cam out of the clozet as being straight n his dad disowned him gain n he was sad n dad go die n shado punched dad in faec n dad was rekt u dont understand dad. n then he met girl n girl wuz liek u luv me fourev n he wuz lik no n so she ded n he wuz lik no i lu u fiv evr get cuz fiv is mor dan tree oh wait dad is mak me go u dont underprone dad cuz u evil n so shado went on n becam best dota play n he got so good he was to good n he relly was a brony on the inside but cudnt express cuz capitalism is evl n we need communist cuz it totally good yeah n he wuz illuminati n so tringles came out n rekt his faec n then he was rekt cuz the tringles n he die the end lik if u crie evrthyme