A/N: If you're following this story I apologize because I am a shitty author and lazy af, hence the 4 years without updates. I completely forgot this story was even a thing and it's like 1am and I don't feel like studying for my physics class so I decided to be nostalgic and rewrite some of this story.

Between all the missions that her and soul have been receiving on top of the extra school work that has been assigned to her, Maka had been irritable all week. But seeing as it was Friday she was determined to make it a good day, and the best way to start off a good day is with a hearty breakfast. It is just after dawn and she is in the kitchen making omelets. She looks at the clock and notices that her and soul won't have time to eat if he doesn't get out of bed immediately. She sets the food onto the table and walks into her weapon's room.

"Soul get up or we won't have time to…" She started as she entered but her voice faded into silence as she took in the scene before her. There laying in his bed was Soul but what she hadn't expected to see was Blair on top of him while wearing practically no clothing. Her eyes narrowed as she grabbed for her dictionary that she keeps on her at all times.

"Wait! Maka It's not my fault!" Soul called quickly while trying to sit up but that only served to anger Maka farther as his nose began spouting a fresh stream of blood.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop being a damn pervert!?" Maka shouted as she threw her dictionary at him. The dictionary hit Soul square in the face and knocked him onto the floor.

"How do you expect me to control that fucking cat when she does as she pleases!?" Soul yelled as he slowly sat up while holding his head.

"Well maybe if you weren't always letting her get away with it she would stop." She replied sharply as she glared at him and stormed out of his room. She paused at the doorway, "Oh by the way I made breakfast but thanks to you we can't eat it or we will be late."

Soul emerged from his room just as Maka finished cleaning the mess she made while making breakfast. Maka grabbed her jacket and they left without a word. The ride to the DWMA was silent but as soon as they arrived it was broken by a certain loud mouthed meister. Even as they made their way up the stairs to the school, Black Star could be clearly heard ranting about surpassing God. As they reached the top Tsubaki could be seen attempting to calm Black Star down. Soul and Maka walked over to them as Tsubaki gave an embarrassed smile.

Black Star gave Soul a high-five then turned to Maka, "Why the long face tiny tits? You should be happy to be the presence of the guy who will surpass God."

Not in the mood for dealing with any of Black Star's shenanigans, Maka swiftly pulled out a book and gave Black Star one of her 'Maka Chops' before storming off. Tsubaki looked at Black Star on the ground with blood spouting from his head to Maka and decided to go after Maka to calm her down, which left Black Star and Soul behind.

Black Star got off the ground and dusted himself off, "What the hell is her problem?"

Soul shrugged, "I have no clue but I'm tired of her treating me so uncoolly."

Black Star put his arm around Soul shoulder, "We should totally prank her as payback for all the shit she's done to us."

Soul smirk, "Totally."

Suddenly loud sobbing could be heard, "I am garbage. I don't deserve to call myself the son of Death if I can't even keep the school symmetrical." Death The Kid was having an OCD fit because one of the school's candles was shorter than the rest.

Black Star grinned, "Yo! While we're at it we should prank Kid too."

Soul high-fived Black Star, "Hell yeah."

And so the plotting began.

A/N: Sorry if there is any grammar error or typos, this was rewritten in the middle of the night out of boredom. I am going to try and rewrite the rest as well and try to keep it the same as before but just better written then continue the story. Also it has been quite some time since I read or watched Soul Eater so I apologized for any error involving that.