Challenge Fic
So one night my best friend and I were talking about our favorite movies-specifically chick flics and I mentioned how it would be amazing if someone adapted one into the HP universe. The bad thing is, I have no idea how I would write it. With this being said, anyone who is willing can give this ago, and is up for grabs.
Idea:
Take the movie Sweet Home Alabama and essentially make it a Harry Potter fanfiction by using HP's characters and universe and using Sweet Home Alabama's basic plot line. I have a couple of pairings in mind, but would probably work best as a Dramione. Hermione still has to be engaged to someone else and still married to Draco (as per the movie like Mel was still married to Jake but was engaged to Andrew). Title: Kiss You Anytime I Want
Rules:
-Draco has to more down to earth, and Hermione has to be more of a bitch, and a spitfire.
-Lucius has to be in Askaban/dead for this to work
-This famous conversation has to be in it: "What is it with you Griffyndor girls? Can't make the right decisions until you've tried all the wrong ones?" "At least I'm fighting for what I want." "What do you want Hermione? I don't even think you know." "You're the first boy I ever kissed, Draco … and I want you to be the last." "Maybe you and I had our chance." "Fine! Have it your way, you stubborn arse!" "Why do you wanna be married to me for anyhow?" "So I can kiss you anytime I want" These lines in bold need to be in the beginning and the end. Once when before they were married and then of course afterwards.
-Hermione has to have left for seven years and Draco can't just give her a divorce because she's begging for it.
-Another famous line that has to be somewhere in this except changing the phrase to fit the HP universe: "The only reason I won't give you a divorce is because you've turned in to some hoity-toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off!"
-The conversation that needs to be in here from the movie is between Narcissa and Draco: "You know, Draco… you're my only son…and I love you but sometimes you are too much like your Father." "She made her decision, Mother." "For somebody who's been holdin' on to something so hard…you're pretty quick to let it go" "You know I can't control her any more than I can control a hippigriff."
-Rating; preferably M, but no less than T
-Pairings would be nice; to start out with you can put Hermione with Ron as the person she almost marries or Victor Krum (preferably Krum, it would be easier to keep the basic plot line), but in the end she must end up with Draco.
-Briefly pair Draco with one of the pureblood Slytherin girls anyone but Pansy
-Drama is nice to have-Kinda hard not to with this plot, but not over the top and not too much and try not to make it cliché, that is annoying and predictable.
Please let me know what you think in a review or a PM if you're interested in taking this on. I'm willing to Beta this story with someone. I ask for a few things. Please no longer than a month wait on chapters at the most. It's annoying to wait especially if readers are completely enamored with it. Plus when there is an update, readers are lost because they've completely forgotten what it's about. Also please no short chapters, it makes me irritated to wait all that time only to be given so little to satisfy the hunger for more to read. A short chapter to me is about 2000 words unless it's a prologue or preface.
