The Doctor has just finished regenerating for the thirteenth time, being alone in the Tardis, when he stands up, looks around, and realizes something's not exactly the same.
The Doctor: Something doesn't feel quite right….what's with my voice, it sounds…higher! (He looks down) Good lord, I have breasts! (He walks to a mirror) I'm a woman! This can't be right…I mean I know I can change into anything, after regenerating, but I usually take the form of a male, not a female, this is very interesting to say the least. (Looks down again) I'm going to need some new clothes! (She goes in search of a new outfit in the Tardis and eventually finds the one. Then, looking in the mirror) That's more like it! (She walks out of the Tardis and bumps into a young woman and then falls to the ground) I'm terribly sorry, it was my fault, I should have looked where I was going.
Woman: No, it was mine, I shouldn't have been running so fast, but something startled me!
The Doctor: Oh? How do you mean?
Woman: I'm not exactly sure how to explain this and I don't think you'll believe me…
The Doctor: Try me!
Woman: Okay. So, I was just walking down the street when I heard a ticking sound from inside an alley to my right. My curiosity got the best of me and I entered. Then, as the sound grew louder, I saw a figure emerge from the shadows…what appeared to be a man in regal clothing, wig, waistcoat, and even a masquerade-like mask!
The Doctor: (Looking shocked) Clockwork Droids…..
Woman: What? What are you talking about?
The Doctor: But how, they were trapped in the past and shut themselves down…that's very interesting indeed. What is your name?
Woman: Liz…What is yours?
The Doctor: Umm….Joh…Kim Smith, but please, just call me Doctor.
Liz: Okay then….I still have no idea what your talking about though!
The Doctor: You will soon enough, it's going to be okay. Tell you what, way I see it, a good cup of tea would do you some good, what do ya say?
Liz: That is a good idea, thanks!
The Doctor: Right then! ….Where does one get tea around here?
Liz: Oh, you want to come with?
The Doctor: Yea, why not? I mean we both have had…a rather exciting start to our day, why not sit down and talk some more?
Liz: Your right. Why not, just follow me…Doctor.
To be continued…
